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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)21:40:02 No.876602853 FA058BB5-A08B-48F6-8E7D-DE8F29702DBD.jpg 50 KB JPG >be me >Serbian >family is pretty racist >hit it off with a Croat girl and start dating her >eventually decide to break it to my dad >He's sitting down reading and I say there's something I want to tell him >I explain to him that I've met someone who I love and want to spend the rest of my life with >"You better not be telling me you're gay anon." >say that I am not gay, and that I've been dating a Croat girl for a few months now >he gives me a harsh look, throws his book at me, & starts yelling and cursing at the top of his lungs >mfw I probably should've just told him I was gay

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQiK.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?

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Water into Whine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Water saving nozzle accessory 476 KB PNG >See ordinary tap 11/08/24(Fri)07:49:19 No.79385061 >Fill cup (500ml) with water >Government says I wasted water >Install water saving tap >Fill cup (500ml) >Government says I saved water How does this thing work?

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Generational beauty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:05:05 No.204764813 Margret Qualleyin the Substance.jpg 164 KB JPG >film about youth vs aging in women >cast a literal 30 year old Millennial hag as the representation of youth Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? Which Zoomette would you have cast? Anonymous >>204764813 (OP) # 10/23/24(Wed) 03:05:57 No.204764831 >Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? they're ugly

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File: 1727339926569636.jpg (185 KB, 1376x1376) Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)07:11:19 No.693919505 >>693919656 >>693919701 >>693920092 >>693922917 >>693923125 >>693923452 >>693923627 >>693925021 >>693925517 >>693927648 >>693930225 >>693930593 >>693932739 >>693932821 >>693933287 >>693933448 >>693934042 >>693939263 >>693939501 >>693941031 >>693941678 >>693941907 >>693943197 >>693944913 >>693946010 >writes her being tortured and having her head shaved >writes her getting r---- by a 13 year old boy >writes her having live surgery performed on her without anesthetic, showing her writhing in agony as her innards are moved around >writes it so there's a second bomb inside of her that detonates anyway rendering the surgery pointless What the f--- was up with Kojima in 2014? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:15:12 No.693923319 >>693943250 >>693924191 >Kojima purposely made her look like underage j------- >Lol jk she's like 30 years old What did he mean by this? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:19:22 No.693923556 Even in Smash Bros., her spirit caused bomb effects. >> Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)09:31:18 No.693927648 ►>>693929549 File: tumblr_pijaupEllk1vtcma00(...).jpg (107 KB, 960x718) POLICE STATION tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH tonights-episode.tumblr.com >>693919505 (OP) Oh you know why Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)11:12:09 No.693933287 >>693936164 >>693919505 (OP) >>693935763 Why didn't Boss arrest her and remand her to his quarters as his prisoner during the events of Peace Walker? And why didn't he impregnate her so that her large pregnant tummy would render her incapable of any further clandestine intelligence work? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:02:48 No.693939263 >>693919505 (OP) He wanted to torture and kill your waifu and he was right to do so.

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Anonymous 9 KB JPG cringe 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me ? >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked >realize deppression is > litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon believes the best kind of woman is the Quiet woman | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)22:46:57 No.79358762 >character named Quite >she's literally quiet, doesn't say a word >somehow becomes one of the best female characters of all time What did Kojima mean by this? 36 KB JPG

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Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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how it feels to go out with friends "for coffee" but i'm a hot chocolate fan 110 KB JPG >take digital media class in highschool >it's a computer class so you already know that your gonna get some weird kids >one kid in my class though is something I've never seen before >he has a basic nerdy face and a bit overweight but it's what he wears >he comes into class everyday no exception with one of the rainbow hats with a spinner on top, like in a cartoon >on top of that he has a giant lollipop the size of his his that he carries around everywhere, it's fake but still >literally looks like a kid from a cartoon all he needs is some overalls >apart from that he seems pretty normal so idk >I'll see if he does anything else but I just thought it was funny

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: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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screenshot_cropped.png 356 KB PNG >Leon, I have to tell you, nobody fights zombies like you do. But between you and me, have you ever thought about building a wall around Raccoon City? Keep the zombies out. Just an idea. It would be huge.

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Anonymous 04/19/22(Tue)21:40:02 No.876602853 FA058BB5-A08B-48F6-8E7D-DE8F29702DBD.jpg 50 KB JPG >be me >Serbian >family is pretty racist >hit it off with a Croat girl and start dating her >eventually decide to break it to my dad >He's sitting down reading and I say there's something I want to tell him >I explain to him that I've met someone who I love and want to spend the rest of my life with >"You better not be telling me you're gay anon." >say that I am not gay, and that I've been dating a Croat girl for a few months now >he gives me a harsh look, throws his book at me, & starts yelling and cursing at the top of his lungs >mfw I probably should've just told him I was gay

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