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Anonymous 9 KB JPG cringe 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me ? >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked >realize deppression is > litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon believes the best kind of woman is the Quiet woman | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)22:46:57 No.79358762 >character named Quite >she's literally quiet, doesn't say a word >somehow becomes one of the best female characters of all time What did Kojima mean by this? 36 KB JPG

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OP likes screaming rockers | /r/Greentext

edward vedward.jpg (355 KB, 650x430) google yandex iqdb wait 11/07/24(Thu)22:22:40 No.927101088 [4] [Reply] OOOHIIIDONTWETTERIWUZA BOXER ORA BAG OOOH YEAHERyeaherheeeyHEEEEYYY CANYOUSEEDEM? QUONDAPORCH .. yeah.. BUTDEYDONWAAAVVE! E 11/07/24(Thu)23:03:51 No.927102963 v 10linkin-park2-articleLarge.jpg (38 KB, 600x473) google yandex iqdb wait Đ 11/07/24(Thu)23:06:11 No.927103054 v THE BEST.jpg (43 KB, 169x299) google yandex iqdb wait I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU >AAHHHH IM SOO SAAAAADDD - ООООННННННН >SO F------ SAAAAAAAAD >SUPER-F-------DUPER SAAAAA AAAAAADDDDDDD E 11/07/24(Thu)23:09:47 No.927103183 v james-hetfield@2000x1500.jpg (195 KB, 2000x1500) google yandex iqdb wait MASTERA MASTERA. MASTERA OF AH PUPPETSAH THATS WHAT I SAAAYYYYYAAAAAHHHAAAAHH WOOAAAAAHA!

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Anon has her purity ring of resistance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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I’d be his friend | /r/Greentext

how it feels to go out with friends "for coffee" but i'm a hot chocolate fan 110 KB JPG >take digital media class in highschool >it's a computer class so you already know that your gonna get some weird kids >one kid in my class though is something I've never seen before >he has a basic nerdy face and a bit overweight but it's what he wears >he comes into class everyday no exception with one of the rainbow hats with a spinner on top, like in a cartoon >on top of that he has a giant lollipop the size of his his that he carries around everywhere, it's fake but still >literally looks like a kid from a cartoon all he needs is some overalls >apart from that he seems pretty normal so idk >I'll see if he does anything else but I just thought it was funny

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But doctor... he's literally me | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Mr. President Meets Leon | /r/Greentext

screenshot_cropped.png 356 KB PNG >Leon, I have to tell you, nobody fights zombies like you do. But between you and me, have you ever thought about building a wall around Raccoon City? Keep the zombies out. Just an idea. It would be huge.

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Wasted Years | /r/Greentext

IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

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A parent's affection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)23:14:13 No.204728812 parents: "our kid's a teenager now. I'm afraid pretty soon he's gonna be having sex, drinking, and going to parties" me at age 20: having-sex-drinking-and-going-to-parties-me-at-age-20-sitting-at-the- computer-alone-doing-nothing.png 967 KB PNG >coming of age teen party movie >teenage characters parents scold them for going to parties, drinking, or sneaking out why is this trope so common? isn't it better for your kid to go out and develop a social life like a normal teenager, rather than be cooped up in his room on his computer all day like an antisocial loser?

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Lmao bottom text | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 00hM916j 11/07/24(Thu)04:01:45 No.487539335 Are you sure? Well, if there is any chance, we should get married. Marriage? Don't be ridiculous Even if I'm pregnant, which I'm very certain I won't be, we are in college, we need to prioritize a career. No children. No marriage. Besides, you have nothing to offer me right now. Once you achieve stability, prospects, and a career, we can talk about marriage and children. What am I to you? Do you really hate me this much? I've been doing everything for you, EVERYTHING for your happiness, and you treat me like this?! Because you don't deserve it. You know what your biggest mistake is? Believing you're entitled to things just because you gave something. What do you think I should give you? What do you think you deserve from me? I never made you any promises, I never told you I would marry you or have children with you. You're getting mad because I won't give you things I never promised you. It's my turn to ask a question now. Why do you want to marry me? I know it's not love. Because if it was love, you would've never mentioned the word marriage or having a child, because you know I want to fulfill my potential and be a successful woman, I promise it to my mother to never depend on a man's money, I have my goals. * 1:18 >best friend's girlfriend throws up during a double date >she freaks out because she thinks she may be pregnant >she immediately leave everything and go back to her apartment alone after big fight with my friend >her roommate won't let him see her >best friend tried to man up and take responsibility >pic related Women love men who makes them single mothers not wives.

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British Excellence | /r/Greentext

File: 1604151006983.jpg (112 KB, 976x976) Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)16:51:00 No.205406944 >>205406996 >>205408470 >infiltrates enemy gathering >misses socials cues >gets noticed by goons and taken back to get his ass whooped >blows up a bunch of s--- and draws everyone's attention while escaping >repeat I'm starting to think he's not a very good spy Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:24:34 No.205408074 >>205408364 Why do the bad guys keep inviting him to their shindigs? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:34:37 No.205408364 >>205408074 >Hey, who invited this autistic guy that no one has ever seen before? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:39:11 No.205408470 ►>>205408508 File: 1665793046815810.png (786 KB, 826x813) >>205406944 (OP) >Wears an awful J-- disguise to infiltrate an island >Immediately discovered and gets his fake Japanese wife murdered If it wasn't for the plot armor he'd make a pretty awful spy Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)17:40:59 No.205408508 >>205408470 And it was still the best movie, that's the crazy part. >>205408547

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Is anon onto something? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CSr7m23Y So if Trump is LITERALLY Hitle(...) 11/07/24(Thu)10:57:18 No.487534810 putin.jpg 83 KB JPG >Hitler said he's make Germany great again and for Germans >Trump said he's make America great again and for Americans >Hitler acted like he was Stalin's friend >Trump acts like he's Putin's friend >Hitler then attacked Russia So Trump is going to send US troops into Ukraine?

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Anon gets a practice girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 11/07/24(Thu)06:21:43 No.79373450 >19 y.o KHHV >had enough of this s--- >decide to give 4/10 ex high school creature a chance >text her >1 week later >actually dating >every close move i make to her, i have to remind myself "shes just a practice gf" to calm my disgust >my brain subconsciously blurs her face when i'm hugging, touching her, it tries to protect itself from self-image and ego damage >when we are kissing i can't do it passionately, i just constantly remind myself that i'm just practicing my kissing skills with practice gf >fast forward >shes at my place >sex time (normally, you're supposed to be like "WHOOOOOO F--- YEAH WE ARE DOING IT" in this situation, but i was like "f---, we are doing it") >i'm actually TRYHARDING to get my PENIS ERECT, MY BRAIN WONT F------ SEND BLOOD CELLS TO MY D--- BECAUSE OF HOW UNATTRACTIVE SHE IS >manage to get it %80 hard, couldnt get fully hard, brain just rejected being fully hard for her >normally, i c-- really quick, like 3 mins or something, but when that happened, we BOTH tried to make me c-- FOR 2 HOURS >MY PRIMAL BRAIN IS LITERALLY REJECTING TO CONTINUE IT'S BLOODLINE WITH SUCH CREATURE >manage to c-- (i came on her ass) >i just sit in silence for 30 seconds after jizzing like a pig >"anon, aren't you gonna say something?" >"h-huh? yeah uh, it was good" >that was the end of the whole interaction with my "practice gf", we still dont talk Dont be late to this s--- guys, start f------ in high school like "normal" people.

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