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: Anonymous Never watch Mommy asmr 43 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)21:12:45 No.79365783 >Be me >Be sleepy >Watch Mommy succubus asmr for sleep and validation >Have a dream involving my mother >She's wearing ragged clothes which expose her breasts >Says they're ugly >I disagree and say they're beautiful as I begin to play with them >I start sucking and can taste milk >She starts crying, saying that I am special and matter so much to her >Wake up hard as diamonds and horrified >Video is over with repeat button I am never watching that s--- ever again. Gonna pray, ask for forgiveness, and run 2 Replies View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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1/3 qh8vCg86 (OP) US • 1h (07/14/24 20:51) 474212799 51 Re 11 lmg JPG 4KB (250x140) 1721001754684810s.jpg 31 Replies >decide to assassinate the president >have clear shot at a man who is the size of a city block >have ridiculous amount of time to aim and take shot >miss >miss >miss >miss >hit 3 randos instead thank you Ree Tardy Oswald 000

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Anon asks How the hell did she do worse than Hillary | /r/Greentext

>performed worse than Hillary HOW?

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anon has a history question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:31:36 No.927020765 >be a Mesopotamian 5,000 yrs ago >some crazy old dude is saying the earth is finna flood >he spends years making a giant boat in the middle of the desert >Imao what a f------ idiot >one day see millions of animals walking into the boat >they're all in a line miles long walking 2 by 2 like cultists or some s--- >most of them don't even live on this continent >shrug and go on making fun of Noah lol he's such a f------ dumbass Why didn't the arabs believe noah? were they stupid?

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anon questions America | /r/Greentext

republican-presidential-candidate-former-president-donald-news-photo- 1721157463.jpg 30 KB JPG >only beats women What did America mean by this?

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Anon about his sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EVERY THIRD HETERO COUPLE Did you check Out that Salon article Isent everyone? THE MOST RACIST MAN ALIVE 125 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)01:46:56 No.79359019 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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Anon Hates Older Sisters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)15:16:56 No.79359019 [Reply] >>79360062 >>79360171 >>79361076 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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Anon is hopeful for humanity's future | /r/Greentext

: Eritrean American 32 KB JPG 11/04/24(Mon)21:50:44 No.204202692 >mfw I believed that there would always be conflicts and wars for as long as humans existed because we are naturally tribalistic >mfw I realise that the only reason we believe this is because human civilization is a recent concept in the million years of hunter-gatherer lifestyle and we just never caught up with our own progress >Alongside this is the fact that violence is generally a social construct that we somehow convinced ourselves is a status quo and if we got rid of that thinking, only then will we be able to solve our problems peacefully. >And I do believe that as humans further progress and expand beyond our little planet, we would slowly lose this type of thinking and become pacifist creatures. >mfw even though I accept that I would never see this future in my lifetime, I could at least live happily knowing that at some point, humanity would see a time where there will be no conflicts and violence.

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Anons gf sees a dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)19:50:14 No.927007439 59 KB JPG >be me >Talking with gf about her upcoming drs appointment to ask for Adderall >Tell her to bring up her symptoms and not mention TikTok >Tell her to dye her hair back to her natural hair color and take out her septum piercings >"Why would I do that" Mfw trying to explain to my girl that looking like a retarded sjw in real life has consequences

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Anon talks about Adults | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 16:38:12 No.204199133 >there are "people" out there, grown adults, who treat video game stories and anime as if they're equivalent to reading a book or watching a movie 60 KB JPG

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anon realizes women are harsh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 392 KB JPG 11/05/24(Tue)10:40:52 No.926984846 >be me >not chad, average 4chan basement dweller >in college >with gf, find out from our friend that some other men have crushes on her >names all the men >gf keeps saying ewwwwww and ughhhhh ewwww >realize most of the women here have standards >most of the men here are ugly, one looks like a naked mole rat crossed with a human, another is a landwhale, some stalk the women here >some are ugly jews >others are violent autists who punch and throw stuff at people >every woman here dates the hot or attractive men >mfw i am attractive >mfw those ugly men will never get laid >feel kind of bad, but not really damn, I didn't know women could be so harsh. I thought it was all a joke, now I feel like most women hate ugly autists

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Anon makes some financial moves. | /r/Greentext

File: bigschiz.jpg (109 KB, 1016x926) A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:19:18 No.79353744 ►>>79353799 >>79353807 >be me go to site of one of my favorite brands >use keywords to search for items instead of navigation links >find last years version of what I wanted (it's already 40% off) >apply coupon code they sent me because I signed up for texts >capital one app finds another code I can use >apply some points I have on the site from previous purchases >end up getting a $250 item for $25 >pay for it with a credit card that gives me 1.5% cash back on the purchase >get item >list it on ebay for $200 >end up with $154 total profit after ebay takes their 12% cut >buyer files a return stating item not as described >ebay immediately grants them a refund (it comes out of my checking account) >buyer sends me back a box full of old newspapers and keeps the item >I have no recourse short of paying an attorney thousands of dollars to sue ebay This is the greatest goddam country on earth.

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