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File: obese.png (1.68 MB, 1290x2278) time to go home Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)01:49:50 No.914205125 ► >be me >345 lbs of meat and candy corn. >be dat ass >munching some candy corn from a litter bucket >be really shwassy though >pull out the biggest f------ broomstick you've ever seen >lets get s----- with it >i shove the stick up my a------ >prepare for launch >blastoff.bitch >f------ scream from both the pain and the pleasure >getting taller than the skyscraper next to me >floating over them >s--- on one of their windows, is sticky and sweet and colored orange >plants under the skyscrapers starts growing into large Candy Corn plants >rip their entire lawn off the Earth in a giant clysmic shift >i can tell the sun is having a hard time dealing with the presence of my bodaciously bootilicous bod. >begin soaring further upward, gotta maintain my image at any cost >i stick my long, hard broomstick inside my body as i reach escape velocity >space.jpg >colors of the universe blind me with the weight of all of my shwasty goodness >see the moon >begingoingthatway.gif >timetoland.mp4 >on the moon now >gotta blast out the biggun >fire my broomstick >boost.away.exe >bust right through the atmosphere on the back of a large f------ turd that covers the moon with a 5 ft thick coat of pure solid feces >looking down on earth from afar now, it looks beautiful >back to where i came, to candycornia >let my ginormous cumquat of an a------ slam-dunk a thousand tons of s--- onto the earth >enjoy looking down at all of it smoosh together into the first great fecalopolis of CandyCornia >loud clapping and cheering is heard from afar >i am finally home

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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