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File: bigschiz.jpg (109 KB, 1016x926) A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:19:18 No.79353744 ►>>79353799 >>79353807 >be me go to site of one of my favorite brands >use keywords to search for items instead of navigation links >find last years version of what I wanted (it's already 40% off) >apply coupon code they sent me because I signed up for texts >capital one app finds another code I can use >apply some points I have on the site from previous purchases >end up getting a $250 item for $25 >pay for it with a credit card that gives me 1.5% cash back on the purchase >get item >list it on ebay for $200 >end up with $154 total profit after ebay takes their 12% cut >buyer files a return stating item not as described >ebay immediately grants them a refund (it comes out of my checking account) >buyer sends me back a box full of old newspapers and keeps the item >I have no recourse short of paying an attorney thousands of dollars to sue ebay This is the greatest goddam country on earth.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)11:19:20 No.79353329 >took too much ambien and messaged my oneitis sister that I wanted to lick her butthole clean F--- my life, time to deleted and create new social media accounts. 74 KB JPG 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 699 KB PNG 07/19/24(Fri)07:55:37 No.31644429 I went to read my journal from 2014 >Why do I feel so disorganised >I need to stop playing this game I've spent almost 1k hours on it in a year >I need to stop staying up late and get up at a normal time >I need to get regular exercise >I need to do some more worthwhile things with my time like practice that language I'm learning or learn to draw 10 years later: >Still getting up after 10am most days >going to the gym once per week if I'm lucky >have 13k hours in that game >haven't touched that language since I took classes 5 S--- How do you stop saying you really need to start doing something and actually do it? : Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:59:23 No.31644447 I'm in a similar hole (not for the past ten years tho, lol). I try to give myself a "wake-up" phrase which tells me to stop whatever I'm doing when it's actively harmful. I skip the process of debating myself into touching my weewee and just put blind faith into the phrase itself. It's worked reasonably well. >>31644484 #

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: Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 15:24:40 No.204717541 childhood dream that never came true. tree.jpg 1.14 MB JPG >every kid in the neighborhood had a treehouse they could hang out in This was the biggest lie Hollywood sold to me as a kid. No kids I knew ever had a treehouse.

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Gaming used to have class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)16:57:47 No.693684390 STELLA GLOW HILDA END ] 121 KB JPG >game lets you put babies into the villain girl JRPGs used to have balls.

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Anon in poverty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Family Gaslighting & Poverty(...) 11/04/24(Mon)09:16:49 No.79343561 453 KB JPG >be me >live in poverty at home with parents and pay for my own s--- >telling my family that I cant afford gas to drive anywhere for the rest of the week until I get paid Friday. > "stop complaining anon!' >mention how my friends have their rich parents literally pay for their cars and apartment rent essentially blowing money on lifestyle rather than necessity > sister in fully serious tone says "yeah but you use the salt pepper and oil that mom and dad buy when you cook so youre an ungrateful brat like those people" To me this is just like when they thought I was a lazy fat f--- before I got diagnosed with an endocrine disorder. : Anonymous >>79343561 (OP) # 11/04/24(Mon)09:18:04 No. 79343570 OH BOOHOO THE WORLD IS UNFAIRRRR WAAAAAAA Cry about it f-----, you could of also been born in West Africa and had a bone stuck through your nose your sister is right >>79343589 #

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Anon is a high calorie individual | /r/Greentext

☐ File: IMG_9528.jpg (504 KB, 1179x1015) >apologize and say i ate the last one >"wdym? we baked like 40" crappy morning Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)19:02:18 No.79341690 [Reply] >be me >visiting my younger sister's house for dinner with my mom and dad >her and her husband are bakers and they made some cookies >after dinner everyone is sitting around chatting >i'm right next to the cookies >everybody's had one or two (important) >the cookies are literally delicious >i asked the group if anybody wants another one and nobody answered >every so often i grab one and chow down >before i know it the bowl is empty >after some time sister's husband pipes up >"hey man can you pass the cookies?" >my mom and dad agree and say they want another one >apologize again and say i guess i finished them and chuckle >i say "guess they were just too good!" to kind of ease the tension >nobody laughs >sister, mom and dad are just looking at me >conversation resumes but everything feels a little off >later we decide to get ice cream as a kind of second dessert >when we're at the ice cream place my dad goes "careful everybody, keep your ice cream away from anon!" >this time everyone laughs other than me >feel awkward as hell >next day my sister calls me and tells me she was upset that i ate all the cookies and they were supposed to last the whole week >ask w-- i was supposed to do and she snaps "maybe don't be such a fat f---?" >hang up on her so that was how my day started, how was yours?

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SEGA dreamcast.jpg 32 KB JPG >Does absolutely nothing wrong >fails anyway OPEN

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Life wasn't all grim (except for certain times) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)20:21:18 No.693604852 The Middle Ages according to... Historians: Hollywood: 1.46 MB PNG >no glass windows >random torches on the walls >dirt and mud all over the roads and walls >use mud and straw on wood housing, including on tile roofing >no color Yep, that's a medieval game right there

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Portuguese Anon shares his everyday routine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB PNG 10/28/24(Mon)09:27:50 No.203929810 >wake up early (10AM) >get up and have a coffee and cigar for breakfast >my parents, whom I live with, wish me a happy birthday >turn 31 today >head outside, the sun is shining, weather is great >collect my welfare, i'm unemployed and NOT looking for a job >tourists come up to me, give them wrong directions and send to the dangerous parts of the city >have some cod and wine for lunch at a local restaurant >spend 100 euros on the lottery, sports betting and other games of luck, lose all of it >oh well better luck next time >buy a pack of cigarettes, should last me for a couple of hours >go over to my girlfriends house >have sex and then beat her bloody (my football club lost) >join a march for the chud party >don't know any of their policies, just don't like immigrants >harass every single Brazilian I come in contact with >go to the beach >take as many creepshots as I can of the women >go to the local tasca >get drunk >its dark so I make my way home >turn on the tv >some s----- news channel reporting on yet another boomer that killed his wife and then himself >fall asleep at around 3AM >will repeat all of this the next day Anonymous > 10/28/24(Mon)09:36:50 No.203930095 >>harass every single Brazilian I come in contact with 1.62 MB PNG

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BPC-Services-Spiders-Yellow-Sac-Spider.jpg 489 KB JPG A spider has entered my body against my consent what do I do? I was at my ex's house this morning and she's like you people obsessed with bugs and s--- and has fish tanks with spiders and crickets and all that weird s--- so I was hanging out with her like usual and we sleep together and nap before I go do whatever for the rest of my day and I wake up to her letting a spider like this one but super tiny into my cockhole. I freaked out and kicked her off the bed and squeezed my c--- but idk if it's still in there I said what the f--- and she said she wanted me to c-- the spider in her vagina so she can be a spider queen and so I left her house and she spammed text messages saying don't call the police she'll kill herself she'll get r---- in prison etc so i blocked her but i don't want her to harm herself so im at home with an ice pack on my c--- drinking lemonade so I can piss it out hopefully do spiders like cold? What can I do? I have no insurance so no hospital for me thanks keep me posted

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Probably for the best | /r/Greentext

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Peter should have chosen the landlords daughter. He fumbled hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)10:52:57 No.204224651 172822573683112550.png 686 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye : Anonymous >>204224651 (OP) # 10/06/24(Sun) 10:53:41 No.204224664 Women are unironically like that. >>204225210 # >>204226624 # >>204229174 # >>204229237 # >>204229649 # >>204229751 # >>204231449 # >>204232223 #

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File: bigschiz.jpg (109 KB, 1016x926) A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:19:18 No.79353744 ►>>79353799 >>79353807 >be me go to site of one of my favorite brands >use keywords to search for items instead of navigation links >find last years version of what I wanted (it's already 40% off) >apply coupon code they sent me because I signed up for texts >capital one app finds another code I can use >apply some points I have on the site from previous purchases >end up getting a $250 item for $25 >pay for it with a credit card that gives me 1.5% cash back on the purchase >get item >list it on ebay for $200 >end up with $154 total profit after ebay takes their 12% cut >buyer files a return stating item not as described >ebay immediately grants them a refund (it comes out of my checking account) >buyer sends me back a box full of old newspapers and keeps the item >I have no recourse short of paying an attorney thousands of dollars to sue ebay This is the greatest goddam country on earth.

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