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BPC-Services-Spiders-Yellow-Sac-Spider.jpg 489 KB JPG A spider has entered my body against my consent what do I do? I was at my ex's house this morning and she's like you people obsessed with bugs and s--- and has fish tanks with spiders and crickets and all that weird s--- so I was hanging out with her like usual and we sleep together and nap before I go do whatever for the rest of my day and I wake up to her letting a spider like this one but super tiny into my cockhole. I freaked out and kicked her off the bed and squeezed my c--- but idk if it's still in there I said what the f--- and she said she wanted me to c-- the spider in her vagina so she can be a spider queen and so I left her house and she spammed text messages saying don't call the police she'll kill herself she'll get r---- in prison etc so i blocked her but i don't want her to harm herself so im at home with an ice pack on my c--- drinking lemonade so I can piss it out hopefully do spiders like cold? What can I do? I have no insurance so no hospital for me thanks keep me posted

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Probably for the best | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)07:41:34 No.693536853 1730464460735972.jpg 20 KB JPG >Yeah, I killed the entire Dragon Age franchise for good

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Peter should have chosen the landlords daughter. He fumbled hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)10:52:57 No.204224651 172822573683112550.png 686 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye : Anonymous >>204224651 (OP) # 10/06/24(Sun) 10:53:41 No.204224664 Women are unironically like that. >>204225210 # >>204226624 # >>204229174 # >>204229237 # >>204229649 # >>204229751 # >>204231449 # >>204232223 #

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Based and real | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: qB8ni0uS) 11/03/24(Sun)22:17:19 No.486800578 HAVANA SYNDROME lowiqpublic.jpg 227 KB JPG >Havana Syndrome leaks >congressional testimony comes out that technology exists to mimic craziness/schizophrenia >some of the diplomats claim to have heard voices >oh s--- Nicholas Cruz, Kyle Odom, Operation Red Mist >immediate CIA coverup and witness tampering >even people on this board claim TI's to be larping schizos LOL

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Covert Operation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous O.K. 07/19/24(Fri) 07:37:09 No.31644326 GF BLOWS YOU UP WITH A HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVE ASMR. based.jpg 93 KB JPG >37 >khv, but tbf never really tried, and have no desire to nor do I want to. >have a job, pays well >No debt, have a house/car. >don't hate it, so it's pretty good >have some time to play videogames at home after work and on the weekends. >Stepfather/grandmother/grandfather passed away, last grandmother has early stages of dementia. >Grandfather is still alive. >Parents retired this year, and are still doing fine so far. >Live in quiet solitude. >Have a friend who visits once every few months. >Not sad/depressed. >Health is alright. Not obese--yet. Have some mild tinnitus for the past year. >Just...alright. Everything's just...fine, I guess. I'm kinda bored.

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In Pod We Trust | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot(1539).png (632 KB, 802x452) NA LAUDEL ☐ Suicide Doctor Arrested Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc 11/02/24(Sat) 15:16:22 No.486664403 >>486664447 >>486664617 >>486665950 >>486666396 >>486666581 >>486666651 >>486666813 >>486667118 >>486667163 >>486667223 >>486667276 >>486667729 >>486667947 >>486668208 >>486668567 >>486668900 >>486670388 >>486675274 >>486677364 >>486677799 >>486677957 >>486678270 >>486678337 >>486678596 >>486678993 >>486679162 >>486679446 >>486679920 >>486680054 >>486680316 >>486680417 >>486680651 >>486681146 >>486681798 >>486681861 >>486682957 >>486683272 >>486683577 >>486684092 >>486687146 >>486687189 30 minutes of strangulation inside the pod. Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke, 77 - nicknamed Dr Death invented the Sarco, short for sarcophagus. >suicidals BTFO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14030293/Sarco-suicide- pod-post-mortem-evidence-dark-spot-caught-camera-mysterious- alarm-questions-PAUL-BRACCHI-investigates.html >> Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc) 11/02/24(Sat) 15:19:30 No.486664617 >>486667276 >>486667734 >>486668341 >>486670041 >>486677149 >>486677611 >>486678432 >>486678596 >>486678766 >>486679140 >>486679346 >>486680533 >>486681346 >>486682994 >>486683701 >>486684552 >>486684801 File: Screenshot(1540).png (376 KB, 510x506) >>486664403 (OP) >This line of inquiry, the article alleged, came to light at a court hearing when chief prosecutor Peter Sticher is said to have suggested the woman may have been strangled. The claim was based on a phone call from a forensic scientist to investigators a few hours after she had died that she had suffered injuries to her neck. Apparantly she wasn't dying after 30 minutes of struggling so they opened it up and strangled her with hands around her neck. Dr. Death fled the scene. ☐ Anonymous (ID: QTIJaile) 11/02/24(Sat) 16:49:45 No.486670388 >>486675175 >>486675510 >>486677341 >>486677382 >>486664403 (OP). there's something deeply funny about the idea of this guy panicking when he realizes she's not dying, then deciding to just finish the job himself via strangulation "ah f---, what do I do now....guess I gotta strangle this bitch" it's some straight up looney tunes s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: s0b2X9nY) 11/02/24(Sat) 18:22:19 No.486675274 >>486664403 (OP) >And this is Frank, he will strangle you to death with his big muscular hands if the nitrogen doesn't work. ☐ Anonymous (ID: JvDuqtwx) 11/02/24(Sat) 19:12:12 No.486677799 >>486664403 (OP). >tfw my hecking wholesome futuristic assisted unaliving operation is just the doctor's personal choke people to death legally fetish ☐ Anonymous (ID: G42wFaia) 11/02/24(Sat)21:16:14 No.486683577 >>486664403 (OP) >Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke Aussies always troll.

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Bedshit Infamies | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/02/24(Sat)14:12:20 No.79328438 330 KB PNG >Be me >Last night >I'm making out with big dicked chad >He proceeds to f--- me in the ass >FeelsGoodMan.jpeg >Wake up to my alarm before he c--- in me >Realise I was having a gay wet dream >Realise I shat all over my bed At least I didn't fail no nut November yet. 83

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The Irish connection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: m31c1n8p 10/20/24(Sun)22:00:20 No.485416659 11° 10° 9° 8° 7° 6° 55° Letterkenny DONEGAL Lifford Donegal ATLANTIC OCEAN Ballyshannon Carndonagh Buncrana Londonderry NORTHERN IRELAND (U.K.) Belfast SCOTLAND (U.K.) Ballycastle Sligo Dromahair Monaghan Belmullet 8 SLIGO Ballina LEITRIM MONAGHAN 54° Carrick-on Dundalk Cavan MAYO Boyle Shannon Castlebar CAVAN LOUTH IRISH SEA Westport ROSCOMMON LONGFORD Claremorris Drogheda Baltinglass Longford MEATH Skerries Roscommon WESTMEATH Trim 2 Clifden Tuam Mullingar Athlone Swords GALWAY Athenry Maynooth Dublin Ballinasloe Edenderry Galway Ballyvaghan Tullamore Naas 3 Bray OFFALY Loughrea KILDARE Birr .Gort 53° IRELAND LAOIGHIS Portlaoighise WICKLOW Wicklow Ennistimon' Nenagh Ennis Carlow Arklow CLARE TIPPERARY NORTH RIDING CARLOW Kilkee Shannon Kilkenny Limerick KILKENNY LIMERICK TIPPERARY Listowel SOUTH RIDING Newcastle Clonmel Tralee Charleville Enniscorthy WEXFORD New Wexford Ross Rosslare Kanturk Dingle 52° Mallow Waterford WATERFORD KERRY Killarney CORK Dungarvan Cahersiveen Blarney Cork Kenmare Youghal Cobh Bandon, Kinsale Key to numbered Counties 1 DUBLIN COUNTY BOROUGH 2 DUBLIN-FINGAL 3 SOUTH DUBLIN 4 DUN LAOGHAIRE-RATHDOWN Castletownbere Bantry Clonakilty Skibbereen CELTIC SEA 0 20 30 40 mi 60 km 2007 Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. Ireland.gif 589 KB GIF >Hundreds of years of history >Only contributions to society are alcoholism, violence, and a global plague of ginger people What is wrong with this island?

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Anon thinks he’s Big Boss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 111 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat) 14:17:00 No.79325937 >be me >light up a c-------- >as the smoke rises, get that rush - think I'm Snake >gravelly inner monologue kicks in, voice drops an octave >"Kept you waiting, huh?" whisper to no one in particular >scan the room like I'm on a covert mission, everyone's a potential target >take a long drag, eyes narrowed, feel the adrenaline >start moving like I'm sneaking around, hiding behind corners in plain sight >some dude gives me a weird look >"civilian. doesn't know I'm on a mission," mutter under my breath >finish the c--------, feel the Snake fading >walk away, mission complete Next time, I'll be ready

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"It's not about money. It's about sending a message." | /r/Greentext

File: joker 2.jpg (62 KB, 1080x918) Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with Batman: **unzips** Joker: MULTIVERSE SHITPOSTING Oh. ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:47:35 No.204891364 >>204891393 >>204891442 >The film was a critical and commercial failure, having grossed $193 million on a $190-200 million budget. Was it worth it? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:49:55 No.204891393 >>204891364 (OP) You seriously think they wrre trying to make money with Joker 2? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:54:17 No.204891442 >>204891364 (OP). >capeshit humiliation ritual i'm glad they made it, people won't look at capeshit the same way for a very long time

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Oh he really did made one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat)11:46:32 No.79324892 >NOOOO YOU CANT USE AI TO CREATE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT U CAN J------- TOOOO!! >U HAVE TO PAY ME TO MAKE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT TAKES DAYS TO MAKE AN IS THE SAME QUALITY AS A!!!!! ITS WITEWAWWY UNETHICAL!!! Why are artists like this? Is it because they're seething about not being able to make hundreds of dollars off of gooners anymore? : Anonymous >>79324892 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)11:48:25 No.79324899 did you really make a thread for a rhetorical question

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Anon tells /v/ how it is | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)00:28:08 No.693533513 >>693533662 >>693533798 >>693533852 >>693534062 >>693534262 File: GZ9GJVqXMAA4vwk.png (250 KB, 586x586) >>693533565 >>693533590 >>693533601 >/v/ claims to be anti censorship. >Constantly complains about the presence of women/black people/ gays in games and try to harass devs on Twitter into not having them. >/v/ claims to be anti cancel culture. >Constantly complains about the previously mentioned games, and even go as far as to buy games just to refund them in order to financially hurt the devs. >/v/complains about games being too "pander-y" when they feature women & minorities. >But constantly whine whenever the protagonist of a game isn't some muscled white dude and gets mad when characters don't look like them, i.e. you want to be pandered to. >/v/complains when black people want more black characters in vidya and tells them to go make their own games. >Gets mad when they actually do make their own games with their own characters i.e. Dustborn & Tales of Kenzera: Zau. >/v/complains whenever a female character isn't designed to look like a supermodel. >Gets mad and cry "HYPERGAMY!" when women apply the same beauty standards in return. >/v/ whines about the vidya industry being stale and never evolving. >Only ever buy AAA games that all look alike or whatever some greasy eceleb shill tells them to buy. Thank god I never had my head poisoned with this stupid s---. I realized whining about "Anti-woke" stuff was f------ stupid a decade ago with the goobergate nonsense, and I was only 17 at the time. I can't imagine being a grown ass man and acting like you guys do.

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Anon and the modern industrial society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I just realized women are now (...) 2.96 MB JPG 10/29/24(Tue)21:31:22 No.79289650 >Go out with chick I'm f------ >Go get drinks at a bar >It's a cool bar. A mix of glass art exhibit, hotel, bar and restaurant. >On her phone taking pics of the drink and food. >Have to nudge her to look at the f------ art >Leave the bar and wander around. >I take pics of cool artwork. >We stop at an Irish pub to end the night >Live Celtic music on a stage >She is on her phone >She turns on Always sunny in Philadelphia "Umm why are you watching a tv show right now? Did you wanna go?" >"No I am having a blast, just we're in an Irish pub and it made me think of the pub in always sunny..." "Could you wait till after we leave maybe?" >Turns off always sunny >Updates status on social media >I figure the night was ruined but I got some cool pics >Am told later that she had an amazing time despite beimg on her phone mist of the night. V .. have become the terminally online gender that never gets off the internet and cries over mean words through a screen

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