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☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)15:16:56 No.79359019 [Reply] >>79360062 >>79360171 >>79361076 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anon is hopeful for humanity's future | /r/Greentext

: Eritrean American 32 KB JPG 11/04/24(Mon)21:50:44 No.204202692 >mfw I believed that there would always be conflicts and wars for as long as humans existed because we are naturally tribalistic >mfw I realise that the only reason we believe this is because human civilization is a recent concept in the million years of hunter-gatherer lifestyle and we just never caught up with our own progress >Alongside this is the fact that violence is generally a social construct that we somehow convinced ourselves is a status quo and if we got rid of that thinking, only then will we be able to solve our problems peacefully. >And I do believe that as humans further progress and expand beyond our little planet, we would slowly lose this type of thinking and become pacifist creatures. >mfw even though I accept that I would never see this future in my lifetime, I could at least live happily knowing that at some point, humanity would see a time where there will be no conflicts and violence.

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Anons gf sees a dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)19:50:14 No.927007439 59 KB JPG >be me >Talking with gf about her upcoming drs appointment to ask for Adderall >Tell her to bring up her symptoms and not mention TikTok >Tell her to dye her hair back to her natural hair color and take out her septum piercings >"Why would I do that" Mfw trying to explain to my girl that looking like a retarded sjw in real life has consequences

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It's always the one you really want... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)13:57:48 No.693758504 Just 1.1 MB JPG >game has dating mechanics >doesn't let you date the best girl

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Anon talks about Adults | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 16:38:12 No.204199133 >there are "people" out there, grown adults, who treat video game stories and anime as if they're equivalent to reading a book or watching a movie 60 KB JPG

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anon realizes women are harsh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 392 KB JPG 11/05/24(Tue)10:40:52 No.926984846 >be me >not chad, average 4chan basement dweller >in college >with gf, find out from our friend that some other men have crushes on her >names all the men >gf keeps saying ewwwwww and ughhhhh ewwww >realize most of the women here have standards >most of the men here are ugly, one looks like a naked mole rat crossed with a human, another is a landwhale, some stalk the women here >some are ugly jews >others are violent autists who punch and throw stuff at people >every woman here dates the hot or attractive men >mfw i am attractive >mfw those ugly men will never get laid >feel kind of bad, but not really damn, I didn't know women could be so harsh. I thought it was all a joke, now I feel like most women hate ugly autists

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Anon makes some financial moves. | /r/Greentext

File: bigschiz.jpg (109 KB, 1016x926) A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:19:18 No.79353744 ►>>79353799 >>79353807 >be me go to site of one of my favorite brands >use keywords to search for items instead of navigation links >find last years version of what I wanted (it's already 40% off) >apply coupon code they sent me because I signed up for texts >capital one app finds another code I can use >apply some points I have on the site from previous purchases >end up getting a $250 item for $25 >pay for it with a credit card that gives me 1.5% cash back on the purchase >get item >list it on ebay for $200 >end up with $154 total profit after ebay takes their 12% cut >buyer files a return stating item not as described >ebay immediately grants them a refund (it comes out of my checking account) >buyer sends me back a box full of old newspapers and keeps the item >I have no recourse short of paying an attorney thousands of dollars to sue ebay This is the greatest goddam country on earth.

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That's one hell of a slip up Anon, you fucking dumbass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)11:19:20 No.79353329 >took too much ambien and messaged my oneitis sister that I wanted to lick her butthole clean F--- my life, time to deleted and create new social media accounts. 74 KB JPG 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Critical Hit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 699 KB PNG 07/19/24(Fri)07:55:37 No.31644429 I went to read my journal from 2014 >Why do I feel so disorganised >I need to stop playing this game I've spent almost 1k hours on it in a year >I need to stop staying up late and get up at a normal time >I need to get regular exercise >I need to do some more worthwhile things with my time like practice that language I'm learning or learn to draw 10 years later: >Still getting up after 10am most days >going to the gym once per week if I'm lucky >have 13k hours in that game >haven't touched that language since I took classes 5 S--- How do you stop saying you really need to start doing something and actually do it? : Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:59:23 No.31644447 I'm in a similar hole (not for the past ten years tho, lol). I try to give myself a "wake-up" phrase which tells me to stop whatever I'm doing when it's actively harmful. I skip the process of debating myself into touching my weewee and just put blind faith into the phrase itself. It's worked reasonably well. >>31644484 #

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Do you want to build a treehouse? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 15:24:40 No.204717541 childhood dream that never came true. tree.jpg 1.14 MB JPG >every kid in the neighborhood had a treehouse they could hang out in This was the biggest lie Hollywood sold to me as a kid. No kids I knew ever had a treehouse.

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Gaming used to have class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)16:57:47 No.693684390 STELLA GLOW HILDA END ] 121 KB JPG >game lets you put babies into the villain girl JRPGs used to have balls.

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Anon in poverty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Family Gaslighting & Poverty(...) 11/04/24(Mon)09:16:49 No.79343561 453 KB JPG >be me >live in poverty at home with parents and pay for my own s--- >telling my family that I cant afford gas to drive anywhere for the rest of the week until I get paid Friday. > "stop complaining anon!' >mention how my friends have their rich parents literally pay for their cars and apartment rent essentially blowing money on lifestyle rather than necessity > sister in fully serious tone says "yeah but you use the salt pepper and oil that mom and dad buy when you cook so youre an ungrateful brat like those people" To me this is just like when they thought I was a lazy fat f--- before I got diagnosed with an endocrine disorder. : Anonymous >>79343561 (OP) # 11/04/24(Mon)09:18:04 No. 79343570 OH BOOHOO THE WORLD IS UNFAIRRRR WAAAAAAA Cry about it f-----, you could of also been born in West Africa and had a bone stuck through your nose your sister is right >>79343589 #

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Anon is a high calorie individual | /r/Greentext

☐ File: IMG_9528.jpg (504 KB, 1179x1015) >apologize and say i ate the last one >"wdym? we baked like 40" crappy morning Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)19:02:18 No.79341690 [Reply] >be me >visiting my younger sister's house for dinner with my mom and dad >her and her husband are bakers and they made some cookies >after dinner everyone is sitting around chatting >i'm right next to the cookies >everybody's had one or two (important) >the cookies are literally delicious >i asked the group if anybody wants another one and nobody answered >every so often i grab one and chow down >before i know it the bowl is empty >after some time sister's husband pipes up >"hey man can you pass the cookies?" >my mom and dad agree and say they want another one >apologize again and say i guess i finished them and chuckle >i say "guess they were just too good!" to kind of ease the tension >nobody laughs >sister, mom and dad are just looking at me >conversation resumes but everything feels a little off >later we decide to get ice cream as a kind of second dessert >when we're at the ice cream place my dad goes "careful everybody, keep your ice cream away from anon!" >this time everyone laughs other than me >feel awkward as hell >next day my sister calls me and tells me she was upset that i ate all the cookies and they were supposed to last the whole week >ask w-- i was supposed to do and she snaps "maybe don't be such a fat f---?" >hang up on her so that was how my day started, how was yours?

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