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Tell me what you aren't telling others + 155 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)21:53:04 No.926449688 >>926449301 dont have a ton of time but here it is as best as I remember it >be me, 16 or so >bored as f--- >find random house in phone book, like 5 miles away >go sit at end of their block and just watch the family come and go >notice mom is kind of hot >start following her around some >arrange to go grocery shopping same time as her >put weird stuff in her cart when she isn't looking - like baby oil and huge cucumbers >start calling from pay phones and leave messages like "hey Beth, this is Harold. It was great seeing you at the gym today but I think we all know better." >buy condoms >drop them in her purse at grocery >keep calling, always keep messages short >One time -- and this took a while to set up -- stole a pair of my mom's panties and j----- in them. left them in my car all crusty. followed her husband to the hardware store on a sspring day, dropped them under the seat of his car. >anyway, one day was sitting down the block and heard the door slam and he came screaching down the block and t boned another car. > left them alone for a while but went back a month or so later and only her car was ever there.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG changed 10/25/24(Fri)00:24:36 No.79233836 >be me >broke college student in mid college >doing projects at a secluded corner of my library without any CCTV(cause I love privacy) >went to toliet without asking someone to watch my stuff >went back, nothing seems to have >skips to the next day >pulls out out biology notes from backpack >it was half soaked with some weird sticky substance >smells it, it was c--. >checks backpack >tfw some couple doing the devil's tango threw a used condom in my backpack because they can't be bothered to throw that s--- to the bin upstairs I'd rather just have a street n---- steal my s--- at this point man what the actual f--- is wrong with college couples

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Anonymous 96 KB PNG >Into crossdressing 10/24/24(Thu)14:18:18 No.79231786 >Turned on by my own body smell >Turned on seeing my own body in the mirror, specially the ass, but my entire naked body just turns me on >Like to gaze for minutes on end at my face >Love my long wavy hair (that women find pretty) >Like getting things in my ass and c------ hands free BUT >Only ever fallen in love with women >Have never gotten a slight bit of attraction towards another man >Disgusted by gay p--- Serious question: Am I gay?

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Anonymous 90 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)11:19:25 No.79230917 >finally get a gf >become more misogynist Women have life on easy mode and they have no idea how good they have it. If my gf was a man she'd be elliot rodgers >shorter than average >less endowed than her peers >graduated with a worthless degree >is a NEET >shy and introverted >is a halfu with a weird racial complex But because she's a woman with self control (isn't overweight) 90% of heterosexual men would marry her on the spot if she asked.

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File: thephantommenace.jpg (723 KB, 2048x1527) Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)05:10:57 No.204652454 >>204652499 >>204652531 >>204652542 >>204652639 >>204652685 >>204652834 >>204652912 >>204653061 >>204653123 >>204653193 >>204653261 >>204653295 >>204653359 >>204653694 >summer 1999 >watching TPM in theaters. >utterly horrified >keep thinking "what the f--- is this?" and "this isn't star wars" >watch documentary about the making of TPM >at the end, all the executives watch an early screening >all staring helplessly, horrified, at the abomination that has been created >they later say "this is what happens when you give george lucas carte blanche" >years later >the dialogue is so terrible it gets turned into countless memes made by people who aren't aware the dialogue is terrible how the f--- did people get brainwashed into thinking this was a good movie?

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Anonymous How do I stop being blackpille(...) 290 KB JPG 10/24/24(Thu)12:19:47 No.32205258 >be me >nice guy incel >see Andrew Tate blow up a couple of years ago >think he's full of s---, a grifter and the only type of girls he'd get are hoes and skanks >continue to self-improoooove >fast forward two years later >still an incel >go outside, see girls in my workplace talking about guys like Tate >start thinking he may have a point after all Am I being retarded?

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)21:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INCEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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... Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)17:37:47 No.58197478 ようこそ! けもケットへ 2 自衛官募集中 https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jleikanbosyu/index.html >>58195261 (OP) # UwU.png 2.34 MB PNG >5th largest military in the world is officially using a gay furry both as it's mascot and for recruitment Every time I think we've reached peak clownworld, we just keep going further. Honk honk. >>58197503 # >>58197583 # >>58197652 # >>58198357 # >>58199054 # >>58199123 # >>58199900 #

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: Anonymous 1.18 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)22:49:27 No.79225272 >get my 1st gf at 26 >younger bro by 5 years hangs around when she comes over >keeps finding excuses to take his shirt off (he's jacked) >see keeps checking him out and giving him attention W--? I don't want to break up already, I lost my virginity to this girl. But she's disrespecting me. Can I still salvage this?

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File: R0R5CH4RCH3928.jpg (29 KB, 375x500) ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:05 No.204783957 >>204784020 >>204784038 >>204784582 >>204785544 >>204785669 >>204786959 >>204787052 >>204791634 >>204791696 >>204791746 >>204791895 >>204792066 >>204792705 >>204794158 >>204794482 >>204795141 >>204795826 >>204799611 >>204799720 >Moore recalls thinking that Rorschach would be seen as a satirical character. In spite of giving the masked figure an "abhorrent personality", Moore admits that he failed to realize "people in the audience would find such a figure admirable". Moore even describes his surprise when he discovered Watchmen had a large, right-wing fanbase. In his boldest declaration, Moore says that if his stories can be that misinterpreted "it does make you wonder what the point of doing it was". ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:20:44 No.204783967 He's LITERALLY me. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:23:28 No.204784038 ►>>204784059 >>204784284 >>204784439 >>204785069 >>204785368 >>204794159 >>204796359 >>204783957 (OP). >wh-what? People actually like a vigilante that brutalizes criminals and kills murderous pedophiles? >ahhh I'm going insane! Why do lefties misunderstand how normal people think so often? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:32:33 No.204784284 ► >>204784038 Because they're mostly pedophiles. They were molested as kids and think it's ok. ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)06:56:01 No.204784819 >>204793176 >>204795116 >>204796682 File: ozymandias-veidt-cat-scre(...).jpg (203 KB, 1101x598) JUST ME AND THE WORLD. >>204785585 NERY'S >comic about a gay elitist who feels entitled to kill millions for "the greater good" What did Moore mean by this? ☐ Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)07:34:13 No.204785711 >>204789705 >Why are people interpreting a character named Rorschach differently than I do?

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Anonymous HELL YEA HEE HEE THAT RITE BE TIGHT HEE 876 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)09:53:12 No.79230454 How do you get your boyfriend to stop ignoring you for days if he: -Isn't attracted to you, so nudes don't work -Doesn't care about you, so suicide or self harm threats don't work, even if you actually do it -Doesn't care about you x2, so threatening to break up won't work -Dislikes you, so any suggestion of doing anything together won't work -Already has money, so buying him a gift won't work Thanks! 99 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 31 KB GIF 10/24/24(Thu)00:05:32 No.79226024 >Be me last year, 25 year old. >still love LEGOS. >Decide to spend entire paycheck on the latest Star Wars set. >Not just any set, but the TIE Interceptor. >originally sold for $100 but is now around $1000. >get a sweet deal and get it for only $800. >call parents because of how happy I feel and they dont care at all and ask how I will pay rent. >say that I think landlord will understand. >Start building, having such a lot of fun. >Two weeks later, landlord knocking on my door. >"Where rent? It due last week" >Show landlord the TIE Interceptor and explain I had to buy it because it was a good deal. >"why would I give a care about a Star War thing?" He is lithuanian or whatever so I guess they didnt get star wars. >says I have to pay rent by the end of the week or I'll be evicted because this isnt the first instance I've done this kind of thing. >end up having to sell the TIE Interceptor. >only get $300 for it because I took it out of the box and used it. >rent is $600. >go to landlord and explain and apologise and say I will get the rest of the cash but this is all I have. >"wife leave recently, I need to see girls again, so I need shaving back" >"you need your back shaved?. Tfw I had to shave his back once a week for nearly a year until he forgave the rent I didn't pay

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Tell me what you aren't telling others + 155 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)21:53:04 No.926449688 >>926449301 dont have a ton of time but here it is as best as I remember it >be me, 16 or so >bored as f--- >find random house in phone book, like 5 miles away >go sit at end of their block and just watch the family come and go >notice mom is kind of hot >start following her around some >arrange to go grocery shopping same time as her >put weird stuff in her cart when she isn't looking - like baby oil and huge cucumbers >start calling from pay phones and leave messages like "hey Beth, this is Harold. It was great seeing you at the gym today but I think we all know better." >buy condoms >drop them in her purse at grocery >keep calling, always keep messages short >One time -- and this took a while to set up -- stole a pair of my mom's panties and j----- in them. left them in my car all crusty. followed her husband to the hardware store on a sspring day, dropped them under the seat of his car. >anyway, one day was sitting down the block and heard the door slam and he came screaching down the block and t boned another car. > left them alone for a while but went back a month or so later and only her car was ever there.

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