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Anonymous 91 KB JPG changed 10/25/24(Fri)00:24:36 No.79233836 >be me >broke college student in mid college >doing projects at a secluded corner of my library without any CCTV(cause I love privacy) >went to toliet without asking someone to watch my stuff >went back, nothing seems to have >skips to the next day >pulls out out biology notes from backpack >it was half soaked with some weird sticky substance >smells it, it was c--. >checks backpack >tfw some couple doing the devil's tango threw a used condom in my backpack because they can't be bothered to throw that s--- to the bin upstairs I'd rather just have a street n---- steal my s--- at this point man what the actual f--- is wrong with college couples

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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