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Anonymous 64 KB JPG 03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38 No.10959639 >*fiddle shred* >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >*horse neighs* >94.2 >*steel guitar flourish* >CLASSIC COUNTRY FM >*(voice yells "Yee haw!") >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN CLASSIC COUNTRY MUSIC! *sound of 18 wheeler* >UP NEXT: Faith Hill with "This Kiss!"

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic!

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

File (hide): 1681419693306.png (157.01 KB, 600x800, ClipboardImage.png) ImgOps [-]►Chud 5 hours ago Nº2843881 >download a random 7zip archive from 4chan post with no description, just an anonfiles link >its password locked >spend hours and hours learning docker and hashcat and how to use nvidia container runtime with docker so I can deploy a container to a cloud computing service and crack the password >after like six hours my docker image is finally ready and I deploy it to some random 8x3090 rig for $2 an hour >little while later I check in, and its done! >super excited to enter password and see whats in the archive, its like a lootbox! >enter password in archive >its just 'zza I don't know what else I was expecting. ▶Chud 4 hours ago Nº2844406 File (hide): 1681423254919.gif (490.2 KB, 255x255, E0BA4185-0242-4409-B443-08....gif) ImgQps >child p--- is JUST like my csgo weapon crate lootboxes!!

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It's the 90s all over again | /r/Greentext

legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-1663081213439.jpg 222 KB JPG >Zelda and FF games both coming out and look f------ fantastic >Fans are fighting like crazy It's just like the old days bros

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Most normal race bait thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Do i have skin cancer But i'm only 21! : Anonymous >>14890353 (OP) # balance patch >>14891244 # 04/13/23(Thu)15:21:50 No.14890353 >has to wear sunscreen durying winter Why are white people so weak? Yes. : Anonymous yes chad skin cancer.jpg 60 KB JPG 5 KB PNG Yes. 04/13/23(Thu)15:24:45 No.14890358 : Anonymous >>14890353 (OP) # Have you considered that coming from cold regions and having to fight the elements for survival is exactly what gave ytpipo the initial leg-up (before they ceded everything to the jew)? A man with one arm will eventually design a robot hand >>14890366 # >>14890380 # >>14890776 # 04/13/23(Thu)15:26:16 No.14890362 04/13/23(Thu)15:26:42 No.14890364 Can't we just be frens? I dont care if your slav, germanic or med. You are only fren in my eye

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He needs to begin turning them back around. | /r/Greentext

e 143 KB PNG what do i do >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in > "takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now

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: Anonymous GUY 05/16/22(Mon)14:32:35 No.878283550 68 KB PNG >be me at a younger age >Mentally ill, parents never tested for any specific problem >Watch family guy 24/7 >Obsessed with the show and characters >Have family guy themed birthday parties, own all of the family guy toys >First time I ever jerked off was to Louis >Brian is my dream dog >One day I spend 13 hours straight watching family guy >Dad walks in, turns tv off and sits me down and says "son, we need to talk" >He tells me I'm banned from watching family guy, I scream at him and fight him, telling him he can't oppress me >Parents get rid of the TV, over time I have to find new hobbies >High school comes around, I've lost a lot of weight and I'm passing my classes, I still occasionally make a family guy reference in class and sometimes people laugh >Graduate high school and move out, buy my first TV and a streaming service, family guy is on the service I just lost my job after watching family guy for 48 hours straight, is something wrong with me?

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Anon creates himself in the sims | /r/Greentext

ders into life. pots down all of my sim's advances. eral days later. this. od, it's no different than real life. :: nous 10/29/10(Fri)10:17 No.77067145- a chin like that it's no surprise. EVER ALONE pus 10/29/10(Fri)10:21 No.77067328 362093933.jpg-(1.05 MB. 1920x1200, Screenshot-18.jpg) 2: 0:37 No.77068090 Looks like I'll be crashing on the couch tonight. 9/10(Fri)10:34 No.77067970 83.jpg-(1.23 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-28.jpg) At least there's always the ugly best friend. I just hope she's not a lesbian. he's staring the TV to death. o.77068476 i)10:42 No.77068362 (1.3 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-29.jpg) e's never seemed comfortable und me. alley right there. She looks like very second. No.77068960 B. 1920x1200, Screenshot-32.jpg) bor across the street is kind of cute. ng outside her house for a little bit s far as I can tell she almost never thing in common. an edge with women. >Recreate best friend as we >Cute and shy ginger sim 22x137, H-------- THAT must be a creepy mother fe. ping beauty is finally wn at and k and introduce myself s like a nice girl. a nearby bar in a meet up with the □ Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10: d to show up Anonymous 10/25 >A_villain is b Those eyes. The ARXE on as the gig was the gang might nks. por is up to. >>77067970 THOSE EYES FILLED WITH THE GRIE АНАНАНАНАНАНАН

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Anon thinks about terrorists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 04/13/23(Thu)18:08:42 No.10732402 >be 10 year old me >the year is 2011 >eating Christmas dinner with the family >dad asks me what I think about Osama >I reply "that guy's a terrorist" >family bursts into laughter >don't quite understand why they're laughing >think nothing of it anyway >quickly forget about it >ffw to today >reading about the Obama presidency and how many drone strikes he ordered >suddenly remember that family dinner >realize my dad actually said "Obama" >mfw I called Obama a terrorist when I was 10 and I wasn't wrong

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Anon and his dad | /r/Greentext

>be me, post doomer era >starting to realize how lucky I am for having the greatest dad of all time >despite having years of trouble and arguing, he always wanted the best for me >stood there for me in one if not the darkest moment of my life >literally would die for me if necessary > love you dad 63 KB JPG

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Anon conducts scientific research | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 96 KB JPG 04/13/23(Thu)17:01:09 No.897539426 useless experiment I did: >30m, been on many dates >some dates seem like they just want a free meal >decide to turn the tables >ask 30 matches that I want them to take me out to dinner >23 no responses, 7 responses >>4 of 7 say they'd rather I take them out >>3 of 7 think it's cute that I asked them and they're down to take me out >>>2 of the 3 flake out >>>1 sticks and actually takes me out and pays for dinner, around $60 Conclusion: 1/30 women will take a man out to dinner Being taken out is magical as f---, I am a fully grown man but felt like a coddled princess /b/ros, it was amazing Recommendation: women, please take your man out, he'll be forever happy men, women are freeloading leeches, just j-------

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Anon comments on styles of writing | /r/Greentext

File: Cw1h8PdWQAAHTpm.jpg (90 KB, 1200x654) Anonymous 04/13/23(Thu)09:32:14 No. 182947935 >>182947973 >>182949044>>182949083 >>182949107 >>182949125 >>182949172 >>182949188 >>182949322 >>182949390 >>182950032 >>182950257 >>182950366 >>182950646 >>182950695 >>182950823 >>182950951 >>182951353 >>182951362 >>182951609 >>182951996 >>182953788 >>182954224 >>182955654 >>182955937 >>182956679 >>182957136 >>182957266 >>182957305 >>182957807 >>182957898 >>182958032 >>182958147 >>182958351 >Men writing women: She was beautiful, her bosoms were tight and torpedo shaped, with tiny pink n------. Her breasts flopped daintily in the breeze. Her heavy boobs were quite large. >Women writing men: He was Tall, much taller than everyone around him. As he walked, his knee accidentally slammed into the head of a lesser man. Also, he's Jacked as f---. And a PHD in 3 different subjects. Did I mention he's also a millionaire? No, wait...a billionaire. And he was a hardened criminal with a sadistic streak. But....deep down, he was a big sofite who only loves me. Oh, and he's also a werewolf! Wait...no...a werewolf vampire. And he loves gripping me by the neck and slamming me into the coffee table.

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Before I did, Anon utilised Reddit. | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG > be me > first day as Redditfag > heard they're all smart > thought that I can learn something new from the comments > look at the top comment > 1.4k upvotes >it said "nice" >Idon'tgetit.jpeg >look at the second most upvoted comment > it said "nice" >look at the most downvoted comment >it said "nice" >mfw

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