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: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 04/13/23(Thu)22:45:19 No.72946819 >be me, coomer >have humiliation fetish >COOM >go on camsites trying to get a w---- to degrade me >they never do and just say im hot >amazing idea >insult the camgirl >they immediately start making fun of me >they always make fun of the size of my penis, thinking they got me >i win cam w----

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon criticizes country music radio | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 64 KB JPG 03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38 No.10959639 >*fiddle shred* >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >*horse neighs* >94.2 >*steel guitar flourish* >CLASSIC COUNTRY FM >*(voice yells "Yee haw!") >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN CLASSIC COUNTRY MUSIC! *sound of 18 wheeler* >UP NEXT: Faith Hill with "This Kiss!"

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Anon in doubt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 159 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:38 No.69426059 >your account is too new! Post deleted! >you dont have enough karma! Post deleted >we think your post might be violating the rules based on a keyword! Post deleted! >your post has been queued for manual approval by the subreddit moderators >this thread has been locked, there has been enough discussion on this topic!

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

File (hide): 1681419693306.png (157.01 KB, 600x800, ClipboardImage.png) ImgOps [-]►Chud 5 hours ago Nº2843881 >download a random 7zip archive from 4chan post with no description, just an anonfiles link >its password locked >spend hours and hours learning docker and hashcat and how to use nvidia container runtime with docker so I can deploy a container to a cloud computing service and crack the password >after like six hours my docker image is finally ready and I deploy it to some random 8x3090 rig for $2 an hour >little while later I check in, and its done! >super excited to enter password and see whats in the archive, its like a lootbox! >enter password in archive >its just 'zza I don't know what else I was expecting. ▶Chud 4 hours ago Nº2844406 File (hide): 1681423254919.gif (490.2 KB, 255x255, E0BA4185-0242-4409-B443-08....gif) ImgQps >child p--- is JUST like my csgo weapon crate lootboxes!!

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It's the 90s all over again | /r/Greentext

legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-1663081213439.jpg 222 KB JPG >Zelda and FF games both coming out and look f------ fantastic >Fans are fighting like crazy It's just like the old days bros

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Most normal race bait thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Do i have skin cancer But i'm only 21! : Anonymous >>14890353 (OP) # balance patch >>14891244 # 04/13/23(Thu)15:21:50 No.14890353 >has to wear sunscreen durying winter Why are white people so weak? Yes. : Anonymous yes chad skin cancer.jpg 60 KB JPG 5 KB PNG Yes. 04/13/23(Thu)15:24:45 No.14890358 : Anonymous >>14890353 (OP) # Have you considered that coming from cold regions and having to fight the elements for survival is exactly what gave ytpipo the initial leg-up (before they ceded everything to the jew)? A man with one arm will eventually design a robot hand >>14890366 # >>14890380 # >>14890776 # 04/13/23(Thu)15:26:16 No.14890362 04/13/23(Thu)15:26:42 No.14890364 Can't we just be frens? I dont care if your slav, germanic or med. You are only fren in my eye

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He needs to begin turning them back around. | /r/Greentext

e 143 KB PNG what do i do >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in > "takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now

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Anon likes family guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GUY 05/16/22(Mon)14:32:35 No.878283550 68 KB PNG >be me at a younger age >Mentally ill, parents never tested for any specific problem >Watch family guy 24/7 >Obsessed with the show and characters >Have family guy themed birthday parties, own all of the family guy toys >First time I ever jerked off was to Louis >Brian is my dream dog >One day I spend 13 hours straight watching family guy >Dad walks in, turns tv off and sits me down and says "son, we need to talk" >He tells me I'm banned from watching family guy, I scream at him and fight him, telling him he can't oppress me >Parents get rid of the TV, over time I have to find new hobbies >High school comes around, I've lost a lot of weight and I'm passing my classes, I still occasionally make a family guy reference in class and sometimes people laugh >Graduate high school and move out, buy my first TV and a streaming service, family guy is on the service I just lost my job after watching family guy for 48 hours straight, is something wrong with me?

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Anon creates himself in the sims | /r/Greentext

ders into life. pots down all of my sim's advances. eral days later. this. od, it's no different than real life. :: nous 10/29/10(Fri)10:17 No.77067145- a chin like that it's no surprise. EVER ALONE pus 10/29/10(Fri)10:21 No.77067328 362093933.jpg-(1.05 MB. 1920x1200, Screenshot-18.jpg) 2: 0:37 No.77068090 Looks like I'll be crashing on the couch tonight. 9/10(Fri)10:34 No.77067970 83.jpg-(1.23 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-28.jpg) At least there's always the ugly best friend. I just hope she's not a lesbian. he's staring the TV to death. o.77068476 i)10:42 No.77068362 (1.3 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-29.jpg) e's never seemed comfortable und me. alley right there. She looks like very second. No.77068960 B. 1920x1200, Screenshot-32.jpg) bor across the street is kind of cute. ng outside her house for a little bit s far as I can tell she almost never thing in common. an edge with women. >Recreate best friend as we >Cute and shy ginger sim 22x137, H-------- THAT must be a creepy mother fe. ping beauty is finally wn at and k and introduce myself s like a nice girl. a nearby bar in a meet up with the □ Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10: d to show up Anonymous 10/25 >A_villain is b Those eyes. The ARXE on as the gig was the gang might nks. por is up to. >>77067970 THOSE EYES FILLED WITH THE GRIE АНАНАНАНАНАНАН

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Anon thinks about terrorists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 04/13/23(Thu)18:08:42 No.10732402 >be 10 year old me >the year is 2011 >eating Christmas dinner with the family >dad asks me what I think about Osama >I reply "that guy's a terrorist" >family bursts into laughter >don't quite understand why they're laughing >think nothing of it anyway >quickly forget about it >ffw to today >reading about the Obama presidency and how many drone strikes he ordered >suddenly remember that family dinner >realize my dad actually said "Obama" >mfw I called Obama a terrorist when I was 10 and I wasn't wrong

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Anon and his dad | /r/Greentext

>be me, post doomer era >starting to realize how lucky I am for having the greatest dad of all time >despite having years of trouble and arguing, he always wanted the best for me >stood there for me in one if not the darkest moment of my life >literally would die for me if necessary > love you dad 63 KB JPG

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Anon conducts scientific research | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 96 KB JPG 04/13/23(Thu)17:01:09 No.897539426 useless experiment I did: >30m, been on many dates >some dates seem like they just want a free meal >decide to turn the tables >ask 30 matches that I want them to take me out to dinner >23 no responses, 7 responses >>4 of 7 say they'd rather I take them out >>3 of 7 think it's cute that I asked them and they're down to take me out >>>2 of the 3 flake out >>>1 sticks and actually takes me out and pays for dinner, around $60 Conclusion: 1/30 women will take a man out to dinner Being taken out is magical as f---, I am a fully grown man but felt like a coddled princess /b/ros, it was amazing Recommendation: women, please take your man out, he'll be forever happy men, women are freeloading leeches, just j-------

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Anon comments on styles of writing | /r/Greentext

File: Cw1h8PdWQAAHTpm.jpg (90 KB, 1200x654) Anonymous 04/13/23(Thu)09:32:14 No. 182947935 >>182947973 >>182949044>>182949083 >>182949107 >>182949125 >>182949172 >>182949188 >>182949322 >>182949390 >>182950032 >>182950257 >>182950366 >>182950646 >>182950695 >>182950823 >>182950951 >>182951353 >>182951362 >>182951609 >>182951996 >>182953788 >>182954224 >>182955654 >>182955937 >>182956679 >>182957136 >>182957266 >>182957305 >>182957807 >>182957898 >>182958032 >>182958147 >>182958351 >Men writing women: She was beautiful, her bosoms were tight and torpedo shaped, with tiny pink n------. Her breasts flopped daintily in the breeze. Her heavy boobs were quite large. >Women writing men: He was Tall, much taller than everyone around him. As he walked, his knee accidentally slammed into the head of a lesser man. Also, he's Jacked as f---. And a PHD in 3 different subjects. Did I mention he's also a millionaire? No, wait...a billionaire. And he was a hardened criminal with a sadistic streak. But....deep down, he was a big sofite who only loves me. Oh, and he's also a werewolf! Wait...no...a werewolf vampire. And he loves gripping me by the neck and slamming me into the coffee table.

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