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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.

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Anon is not too fond of the new AVGN. | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

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Anon notices one of the boards spammers is missing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.

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Anon has a sugar mommy | /r/Greentext

Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

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Rapid Engagement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689

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Anon hates instagram | /r/Greentext

named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles

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Anonymous Cyberpunked BEE METYS AR 47 KB JPG 10/08/24(Tue)13:53:57 No.691234575 >lets you customize your character down to the genitals >can't see any of it due to first person Have they not thought this through, anons?

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870 KB PNG >Be me >Buy a dog >Friend asks why I didnt adopt one instead >I asked why did she get prego when she could just adopt a kid instead >Cries and leaves >Forget that the prego was a result of r--- Well atleast the dog is cute

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Anon Wants 2 S'mores. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?

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Just retire the franchise already | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Halo is officially dead 10/07/24(Mon)06:07:15 No.691110309 4:42 MELISSA BOONE CHIEF OF STAFF A New Dawn | Halo Studios 33333 11111111 1728261744783261m.jpg 64 KB JPG >2013: Halo is all about Master Chief's personality >2015: Halo is all about being COMPETITIVE >2019: Halo should be an open world live service F2P >2024: Halo 1 was only good because it had graphics, our new game will have good graphics so it will be good too. It's all so tiresome

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Unreasonable doubt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 61.13 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 04:14:13 3 hours ago 79054550 >Open Reddit >There is a message ģ >Think I'm getting banned for being racist on r/2westerneurope4u >Sweating bullets >Turns out they found out that I want to kill myself How did they know? More importantly... How did I get away with being racist? 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anon hates card commercials | /r/Greentext

Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?

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