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Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud,drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous >Don't have sex >Normies seethe ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/07/24(Mon) 17:09:04 No.203157569 >Don't watch movies >Hollywood seethes >Don't play games I HAVE NEVER SEEN & VAGINA 53 KB PNG >Banks seethe >Don't vote >Devs seethe >Don't pursue education >Unis seethe >Don't invest >Government seethes >Don't serve >Military seethes >Don't r--- women >Feminists seethe >Don't commit mass shootings >Feds seethe >Do absolutely nothing >Academics and private business and government agents hold billion dollar studies and committees to try and figure out what to do about them and the problem they pose How do chuds cause so much strife and upheaval by simply doing nothing?

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