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Board /int/ - International Anonymous >Don't have sex >Normies seethe ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/07/24(Mon) 17:09:04 No.203157569 >Don't watch movies >Hollywood seethes >Don't play games I HAVE NEVER SEEN & VAGINA 53 KB PNG >Banks seethe >Don't vote >Devs seethe >Don't pursue education >Unis seethe >Don't invest >Government seethes >Don't serve >Military seethes >Don't r--- women >Feminists seethe >Don't commit mass shootings >Feds seethe >Do absolutely nothing >Academics and private business and government agents hold billion dollar studies and committees to try and figure out what to do about them and the problem they pose How do chuds cause so much strife and upheaval by simply doing nothing?

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY

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Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?

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Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard

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Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won

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Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY

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: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417

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