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Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?

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