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Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?

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