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File: artworks-000258325736-u9c(...).jpg (101 KB, 1080x1080) NAUGHTY AMERICA ERIK NASH PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)19:21:11 No.925983548 All right, I'll share my story >Be me 29 years old, about to turn 30. >Not bad looking, tall and fit. But still socialy retard. >Live alone, have a few friends, but they live far and only see them every two months or so, same goes for parents. >Spend most of my time between work, gym, gaming and keeping the house clean. >Not a virgin, but never had a girlfriend because said social retardation. >"Screw it, I'll try hiring an escort, a gift to myself for my own birthday" >I try searching on the internet. >Live near a big city so quickly I found one that I like and seems legit. >Contact her, she tolds me what her services are and how much she charges. 150 € an hour, cheaper than I thought. Set up a date at her place. >Go there and meet her, she is 3 or 4 years older than me. >She's suprised by me, says that her clients are all 50 year old divorcees or old farts that are cheating on their wifes, not young guys like me. >Talk a bit and we start making out. >End up f------ for nearly three hours, we both enyojed a lot, she still charges my for only 1 hour. >Couple of months passes, Ive been with her a few times and develop some kind of friendship. >She introduces me to a few of her "friends". >Start f------ a lot with escorts, like two or three per month, even do a few full ffm threesomes. >FFW to the present day, year and half later. Ive spent a lot of money but Ive f--- more than 30 women, all of them smoking hot and Ive done things that most men only dream of. >Still lonely and depressed, and I know I'll probably never have a real gf, but this is better than nothing. Why haven't you taken the escort pill, Anons? At least is better than spending money on Twitch thots or OnlyFans.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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