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: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:13:04 No.79153751 images (53).jpg 6 KB JPG >>79153730 (OP) # >Crippled >Lives with mother >Trouble with romance Move over Jonkler. New Incel hero just dropped

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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anon is an experienced animator | /r/Greentext

File: aqua pout.jpg (33 KB, 387x384) Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)19:34:02 No.79148043 >>79148063 >mfw I spent hours making an animation >it's not even one second long >and it's s---

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Anon Was a Good Friend | /r/Greentext

File: 1717873643085851.jpg (145 KB, 600x900) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)20:38:21 No.204591783 >>204592926 >>204592987 >>204592993 >>204593086 >>204593092 >>204592507 >>204592680 >>204592752 >Luke, watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett! Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator I and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! >Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. >Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend. ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:45:25 No.204592752 File: Obi-Wan-Kenobi_6d775533.jpg (69 KB, 768x432) >>204591783 (OP) >Luke.....did you know that boba fett has a sister despite being a clone? ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:07:15 No.204593055 >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time you were in my house getting visibly aroused looking at your sister, I knew full well you were twins and just let you grow a massive hard-on for your own flesh and blood without even a hint that your behavior was improper? I was a good friend.

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Anon Likes Gul Dukat | /r/Greentext

File: 128368273643.jpg (629 KB, 1200x1053) ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)05:34:30 No.204570739 >>204570769 >>204570874 >>204573283 >>204588399 >ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)05:35:42 No.204570769 >>204570924 >>204570948 >>204589448 File: 1626809211163.jpg (35 KB, 700x526) >>204570739 (OP). >I piped down Kira's mom until she loved it >That is all >> ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)05:40:58 No.204570924 >>204571032 >>204571263 >>204581251 >>204584176 >>204570769 The absolute best part of that episode is that the initial incident is quite literally "completely unprompted, Dukat calls up Kira on her late mom's birthday and tells her that they f-----." Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)05:51:32 No.204571166 >>204571406 >>204571929 >>204579214 File: FAAFC6CD-733D-409B-950A-3(...).jpg (159 KB, 879x1223) Kira Nerys OFFICER STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE Σ Colonel Kira commanded both Deep Space 9 and the U.S.S. Defiant in times of crisis. Romantically involved with Odo. Gul Dukat f----- her mom. SECURITY Honor Leadership Diplomacy • Computer Skill ⚫ Navigation x2 X-3 vs. . INTEGRITY CUNNING 7 STRENGTH 8+X NOT ENDORSED BY CBS OR PARAMOUNT PICTU Narisse appreciation thread? ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)18:15:33 No.204589620 ► >Oh yeah that Dukat guy he was really horrible >What did he do? >He made us abandon our caste system that permitted upper castes to murder lower caste individuals for petty offenses

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Anon got scolded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 10/17/24(Thu)10:11:17 No.79149550 >be me >coming home after a long day at college >lay on my bed with my pants and underwear off to air out my musty ass (i sweat a lot) >be with my chest laying on my bed and my ass up, parents are working so leave my door open so my odor doesnt suffocate my room >hear my dog come in >ohnoes.wav >dog starts licking my anus, feels wrong but soo good >be moaning like an anime girl >want to stop it but be so tired i cant move >dog climbs me up >"is this actually going to happen" >dad burst into my room, turns out he didnt go to work today >he's yelling and kicks my dog and my ass >be scared because my dad doesnt stop yelling >he leaves >he's in his room yelling random b------- anons its f------ over 14 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a menace to society | /r/Greentext

Bros am I going to be arrested Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)21:47:04 No.79145779 [Reply] >Be me 6'8 >football nickname Jason because my face was disfigured in an accident when I was younger so I like to keep my helmet on >mildly autistic but my mom helps because she's very kind >get full ride to middle level uni for football >usually quiet around my teammates so I don't get invited to parties >mom in different town >feeling lonely >get home from training late one night and have to take the train home because the guy who usually gives me a ride home is sick >train car is empty besides me and this cute alt Asian girl who looks like my wife Rei >admiring her and she notices so I decide to go over and talk to her >maybe have someone to talk to >sit next to her and she scoots away >say "It's alright I'm not going to kill you" to calm her down >it doesn't work she looks terrified >put my arm around her and rub her shoulder because that's what my mom does when I'm upset >she starts crying and her mascara runs down her face >find this hot and get an erection >go to cross my legs to cover it but I think I just brought more attention to it >train stops and the doors open and she sprints out Bros can I get arrested for being autistic? I feel so bad and she was cute like Rei. My mom would be so sad if I went to jail.

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Is this all it takes? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)17:44:56 No.204226018 MARVEL STUDIOS DEADPOOL WOLVERINE >respects fans deadpool-and-wolverine-home-ent.jpg 103 KB JPG >respects comic books >respects the characters >gives people everything they wanted to see >wins See DC? It wasn't that hard, why do you have to pretend you're above this?

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Anon lost some sleep | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 180 KB JPG 10/16/24(Wed)14:42:05 No.79140347 >36 >son has a nightmare, insists to his mom that he needs dad >check for monsters, reassure him they aren't real, remind him that all dads know monster killing magic anyway >finally get him back to sleep after probably an hour >have to be up for work in less than 2 hours and I'm wide awake anyway So this is how my dad felt when I had that really bad nightmare when I was 5. Guess I'll play some video games until I have to get ready for work.

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What was wifeanon doing on Grindr? Is she gay too? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)13:20:05 No.861835401 >wife found the grindr account 28 KB JPG 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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One cigarette is 8 minutes off your life | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG >That's it? >Be me >Be 18 >Try smoking for the first time >Start coughing like crazy >Get intensely dizzy, unable to walk, stand or even talk properly >Continues for a straight minute or 2 >Ended up throwing the pack away How the f--- are people addicted to this?

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Anon talks about Japanese folklore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)19:55:39 No.56605912 >>56605936 >>56605988 >>56606066 >>56606153 >>56606163 >>56606544 >>56609012 56611206 >>56611622 >>56612844 >>56612887 >>56605844 (OP). >>56605859 American folklore >This man planted appleseeds all across America to help his fellow man >Be careful up on coffin mountain, there are these strange coffin animals that might explode and leave a hole in the ground! >Skinwalkers are very scary monsters that will mimic you, stay inside and don't go out into the forest at night Japanese folklore >A man got lost in the blizzard and decidd to F--- a snow woman >A man saw a fox and she turned into a fox lady so he F----- HER >The strange raccoon dog? It has MASSIVE TESTICLES IT USES TO F--- HUMAN WOMEN

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Tactical Strike | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Travel buddy stories? Each day I get closer to the gates of Me 15 KB JPG 07/15/24(Mon) 16:21:37 No.2685816 >friend wants to go to Japan >walks too slow to keep up >didn't learn mannerisms or basic phrases and wonders why things are hard >walks too fast through each museum, shrine, location to take anything seriously in >sleeps in till 10-11am even on days where we weren't out drinking before >greatly exaggerated how much cash they had to spend or brought despite realizing how much they saw hotels, drinks, etc cost The worst >inadvertently or stupidly c--- blocks at the bar with 0 self awareness of the situation >despite knowing months in advance trip was coming up planned practically nothing about things to do, see, or bother with because /yolo/ but has to constantly ask you what to do Why do people complain about traveling solo? I am never going back to traveling with friends this is like the 3rd time it's happened where a friend has wanted to go somewhere together only to turn into a complete brain dead NPC half a second after stepping off the aircraft. I feel like a f------ babysitter. Anonymous >>2685816 (OP) # 07/15/24(Mon) 16:34:48 No.2685820 This is 100 proof distilled autism: the post. I find it hard to imagine OP even has a single friend. >>2685828 #

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Anon realizes hes a wagecuck | /r/Greentext

File: life.png (386 KB, 644x800) Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)03:54:55 No.79131227 [Reply] >be me >26 y/o wagecuck >still living at home with my parents >wake up at 6 AM every day, drag myself to my boring 9-5 >work in a cubicle, surrounded by people I can't stand >>79131292 >>79131409 >spend all day pretending to care about spreadsheets and meetings >coworkers talk about their weekend plans; all I did was play vidya and browse the internet >try to join the conversation, they ignore me and keep talking about sports or whatever normie stuff >eat lunch alone at my desk every day >come home, too tired to do anything but stare at my computer screen >thought being an adult would mean freedom, but it just means more responsibilities and less fun >tfw no gf, no social life, no future prospects >feels like I'm just going through the motions >some days I wish I could just escape this endless loop >but I'll be back at my desk tomorrow, same as always >guess I'll just keep scrolling and pretending everything's fine

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