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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 839 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)06:56:53 No.70331473 >bad sleep and wake up being all furious >rant a little bit too much about stuff at home >get a ciggy and a ice coffee >takes a while til I calm down a lil >parents ask me to choose a movie for them to watch >dunno and end up picking Blood Diamond >end up watching it with them together >our doorbell rings >its a neighbour >tells me that they are going to be loud tonight because they are celebrating his bday >we dont mind so tell him to have fun and a happy bday >go back to continue the movie >its kinda too brutal for mom specially with the child soldiers >parents decide to stop with the movie for now/today and go take a shower before they take a nap together welp what now,meh maybe I could need a shower too and also a nap

anon has kink of flipping frog images | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous funny reddit 10 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 55 KB PNG >>10404747 # 09/24/22(Sat) 18:41:53 No.10404739 >be me >go on reddit >make a funny 9/11 meme >everyone makes 9/11 jokes in the comments good ending View Thread 09/24/22(Sat) 18:49:38 No. 10404746 >be me >go on [s4s] >reply to a dumb frogposter >post the same frog but flipped >who am i quoting

Anon bamboozles themself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:32:47 No.70335423 >tfw made a cute egirl c-- on webcam for me >feel good about it maybe im not hopeless >tfw she only came because im catfishing her as a hot guy and not myself

Anon has a wet n' wild time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)13:06:44 No.885787706 >go on vacation with friends >we Airbnb a large house >one guy gets sick and stays in bed the whole week >He's a newcomer to the friend group so whatever >a few days in we all hit a club >lots of blow and some shrooms >sick guy's cute nerdy fiancee flirts with me the whole night >we eventually break off from the group and head back to the Airbnb >Me and her head to my room and rack more lines >start hooking up >She tells me her bf never indulges her many kinks >more coke >she insists I facefuck her >Obviously I oblige >More coke >Piss in her mouth >We f---, it was gross because she was covered in piss >C-- on her face >she cries because she cheated >5am she leaves my room and gets into bed with her fiance >We all eat breakfast at like 2pm >She still smelled like piss At the airport a few days later, her fiance jokes about hearing me f------ some slut days earlier. She laughs along. I have never been more disgusted in myself and the entire female sex. I never do s--- like that and it still bothers me that they're married and she's almost definitely doing gross s--- with other dudes behind his back.

This is anon's brain on weed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?

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Re 2 img 4 Replies 45KB · (680 × 760 GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again

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: Anonymous 657 KB JPG 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me W-- why are men like this? >>64905592 # : Anonymous >>64905522 (OP) # >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553

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$20200430 104110(245 MB, 1903x24930 R S לה שבין המגניב שלא אפול קת C Anonymous {000004/30/20THu(10:43:18 No.255674716755674225% 14850>>25567498!>755675472500B-25567720-7607070432507883 **255070904>>255076844 >>255070826 >>255676985>>255677184>>255877195 >>255077228 >>255677289 >>250677319 >>255677342 >>255077501>>256877828 >>255077503 >>255677865>>255078118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255678304>>255679529 »>255A79005>>255040065>>255680331255680341 >>255680785>>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>25568237125682445 >>255884008 >>255685262 >>255689046 >>255888504>>255680891 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255680540 >>255020634>>255091589 >>255892440 >>255692867 >>255083254>>256803286 >>255003401 >>255403100 >>256604055>>255094077 >>255894108 >>255005272 >>255000004>>255080778 >>255700455>>255700319 >>255700729 >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Should we learn the language of are enemy? Anonymous (ID: GEWOO) 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948255675137 >>255675158 22255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676385>>255678412>>255678419 >>255676582 >>255676770>>255676844 >>255678040255877165255677261 +255677402255577563255677985>>255878103255878408255676474>>255878551 255578820 >>255678908255679203255672672 >>255679821255680252255680810 >>255680066 **255681085 2255681223 22255681867 +255681282225568202122255682460255882734 2255682753 22255682833255853124255685251 2255685418 255885524 255885546 22255685821 2556858282558850822255686085 Anonymous (ID 04/302(THu(10:44.30 No.255674826 ► C Anonymous (ID: 04/3020(hu(10 44:51 N6,255674858 ► 250874340 -255000721 No >>255674716 (OP) are you black? No 22556809255685332225568638322255680444 2225558540122255636450255050502255002631225568675925568022122255682085225571632556874012255687514 2225568833822255888363255683628255638738 255658765255689440*255090243255090534 255097497255685884 22255699013255898327 25558933822255699036255700021 25570176822255702947255703148 255703461 22255703941 255706063255704083 File 20000430 104221j00 (162 M, 1847820941 >>255674858 255891054 2255092440255029041255083251 225569370529500406225580410022556942742550051442556956772556951225509094255696749 22255697481 אז לכי עלוהות שב ה לי את ה15 תתני לי לתהות למה לעזאזל אי נתתי לך להיכנס האם אתההגדרה שלאיפיות D Anonymous (ID: Emdr+vb )= 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No 255688626 ► »25570584 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler segons (2 Game Augmeni_aEQ וא Flo sovetaeel12345324505 PAT Fi Baed F 186HA1043020(Thu}11:01:26 No.255676352 Fie 158611847879.jpg(15 KB 251x242) 22255674948 >>255674858 No או בכיעלוהות שבח לי את הלב תתם לי לתהות למה לעזאזל 18 נתתי לך להיכנס האם את הרקטה Anonymous (IDST04/30/20(Thu}12:14 29 No.255683124 ► Fle: 1580307454051.jpg 4K 68x526 ► 255477770- 255675137255675669 Thu(19 47:34 No)18104/30/20 ) פדוואס )Anonymous [([Yeul} \D >>255674948 w--, i love black people now >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi 22255674948 Oh ok. Good Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, follow while עניין 5 רSTApaw Lal$