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Anonymous 839 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)06:56:53 No.70331473 >bad sleep and wake up being all furious >rant a little bit too much about stuff at home >get a ciggy and a ice coffee >takes a while til I calm down a lil >parents ask me to choose a movie for them to watch >dunno and end up picking Blood Diamond >end up watching it with them together >our doorbell rings >its a neighbour >tells me that they are going to be loud tonight because they are celebrating his bday >we dont mind so tell him to have fun and a happy bday >go back to continue the movie >its kinda too brutal for mom specially with the child soldiers >parents decide to stop with the movie for now/today and go take a shower before they take a nap together welp what now,meh maybe I could need a shower too and also a nap

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous funny reddit 10 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 55 KB PNG >>10404747 # 09/24/22(Sat) 18:41:53 No.10404739 >be me >go on reddit >make a funny 9/11 meme >everyone makes 9/11 jokes in the comments good ending View Thread 09/24/22(Sat) 18:49:38 No. 10404746 >be me >go on [s4s] >reply to a dumb frogposter >post the same frog but flipped >who am i quoting

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Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:32:47 No.70335423 >tfw made a cute egirl c-- on webcam for me >feel good about it maybe im not hopeless >tfw she only came because im catfishing her as a hot guy and not myself

Anon has a wet n' wild time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)13:06:44 No.885787706 >go on vacation with friends >we Airbnb a large house >one guy gets sick and stays in bed the whole week >He's a newcomer to the friend group so whatever >a few days in we all hit a club >lots of blow and some shrooms >sick guy's cute nerdy fiancee flirts with me the whole night >we eventually break off from the group and head back to the Airbnb >Me and her head to my room and rack more lines >start hooking up >She tells me her bf never indulges her many kinks >more coke >she insists I facefuck her >Obviously I oblige >More coke >Piss in her mouth >We f---, it was gross because she was covered in piss >C-- on her face >she cries because she cheated >5am she leaves my room and gets into bed with her fiance >We all eat breakfast at like 2pm >She still smelled like piss At the airport a few days later, her fiance jokes about hearing me f------ some slut days earlier. She laughs along. I have never been more disgusted in myself and the entire female sex. I never do s--- like that and it still bothers me that they're married and she's almost definitely doing gross s--- with other dudes behind his back.

This is anon's brain on weed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?

Agreed. Islm is right about wmen | /r/Greentext

Re 2 img 4 Replies 45KB · (680 × 760 GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again

Anons friend is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 657 KB JPG 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me W-- why are men like this? >>64905592 # : Anonymous >>64905522 (OP) # >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553

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$20200430 104110(245 MB, 1903x24930 R S לה שבין המגניב שלא אפול קת C Anonymous {000004/30/20THu(10:43:18 No.255674716755674225% 14850>>25567498!>755675472500B-25567720-7607070432507883 **255070904>>255076844 >>255070826 >>255676985>>255677184>>255877195 >>255077228 >>255677289 >>250677319 >>255677342 >>255077501>>256877828 >>255077503 >>255677865>>255078118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255678304>>255679529 »>255A79005>>255040065>>255680331255680341 >>255680785>>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>25568237125682445 >>255884008 >>255685262 >>255689046 >>255888504>>255680891 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255680540 >>255020634>>255091589 >>255892440 >>255692867 >>255083254>>256803286 >>255003401 >>255403100 >>256604055>>255094077 >>255894108 >>255005272 >>255000004>>255080778 >>255700455>>255700319 >>255700729 >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Should we learn the language of are enemy? Anonymous (ID: GEWOO) 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948255675137 >>255675158 22255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676385>>255678412>>255678419 >>255676582 >>255676770>>255676844 >>255678040255877165255677261 +255677402255577563255677985>>255878103255878408255676474>>255878551 255578820 >>255678908255679203255672672 >>255679821255680252255680810 >>255680066 **255681085 2255681223 22255681867 +255681282225568202122255682460255882734 2255682753 22255682833255853124255685251 2255685418 255885524 255885546 22255685821 2556858282558850822255686085 Anonymous (ID 04/302(THu(10:44.30 No.255674826 ► C Anonymous (ID: 04/3020(hu(10 44:51 N6,255674858 ► 250874340 -255000721 No >>255674716 (OP) are you black? No 22556809255685332225568638322255680444 2225558540122255636450255050502255002631225568675925568022122255682085225571632556874012255687514 2225568833822255888363255683628255638738 255658765255689440*255090243255090534 255097497255685884 22255699013255898327 25558933822255699036255700021 25570176822255702947255703148 255703461 22255703941 255706063255704083 File 20000430 104221j00 (162 M, 1847820941 >>255674858 255891054 2255092440255029041255083251 225569370529500406225580410022556942742550051442556956772556951225509094255696749 22255697481 אז לכי עלוהות שב ה לי את ה15 תתני לי לתהות למה לעזאזל אי נתתי לך להיכנס האם אתההגדרה שלאיפיות D Anonymous (ID: Emdr+vb )= 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No 255688626 ► »25570584 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler segons (2 Game Augmeni_aEQ וא Flo sovetaeel12345324505 PAT Fi Baed F 186HA1043020(Thu}11:01:26 No.255676352 Fie 158611847879.jpg(15 KB 251x242) 22255674948 >>255674858 No או בכיעלוהות שבח לי את הלב תתם לי לתהות למה לעזאזל 18 נתתי לך להיכנס האם את הרקטה Anonymous (IDST04/30/20(Thu}12:14 29 No.255683124 ► Fle: 1580307454051.jpg 4K 68x526 ► 255477770- 255675137255675669 Thu(19 47:34 No)18104/30/20 ) פדוואס )Anonymous [([Yeul} \D >>255674948 w--, i love black people now >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi 22255674948 Oh ok. Good Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, follow while עניין 5 רSTApaw Lal$