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246 KB JPG major is >I tell him math >Be math major >In CS class >Pajeet sits next to me >Never talked before >Professor running late >We end up talking >He asks me what my >He laughs at me and says "Oh" >I ask what's so funny >Says I should change my major to CompSci and thats where all the money is at >He tells me math degrees are useless and I'm wasting my time >I ask what he plans to do with his degree >He said hes going to become a software developer >I tell him that's impressive and he should use that money to buy toilets for his people so they don't have to s--- in the street >He gets super p----- and says "f--- you man" and gets up and leaves >Reports me to the professor >Had to talk to the dean >Dean says I have to go to a tolerance seminar now

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)01:29:09 No.886188295 >Be me >Go to Reddit >See a post about the new Little Mermaid movie >Leave a short comment saying that it's insulting towards black people >Triggering.jpg >They call me a racist, I call them a racist back because "they don't want to see black fairytales on screen". 209 KB PNG >One of them gets so angry he deletes his entire account >Years old, over 200k karma, all the posts and comments he spent countless hours on are now gone forever What did you do today to make the world a better place, Anons?

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Anon has this one trick that'll save him from being drafted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /7Dgao81) You'll die for globohomo CNBC 4 Likes CNBC @CNBC-4d The U.S. military faces a growing recruiting shortfall-one so large that legislators are getting concerned. cnb.cx/3dVtf60 (via @CNBCPolitics) >>396768781 # Rep. Jackie Speier 9:48-Calif. 49.1K views From CNBC Politics 87 >>396760251 # 09/24/22(Sat) 22:37:55 No.396756803 E.Kennedy @ekennedie Replying to @CNBC and @CNBCPolitics Draft . 1769 8:52 PM 9/19/22 Twitter for iPhone 90 1664038797739956m.jpg 81 KB JPG Even your parents want you to die in Ukraine : Anonymous (ID: 66bzjsOX) 09/24/22(Sat) 22:40:22 No.396757073 >go defend the borders of other countries while yours are wide open!!!!! : Anonymous (ID: DYJazIA+ >>396756803 (OP) # >get drafted >show up >say n----- >leave it's just that easy ←] : Anonymous (ID: s7gZp+Tg >>396756803 (OP) # The eternal 'I wasted my life cons000ming, not having children and because of this I have massive complexes that I satisfy by hurting younger generations' Boomer 09/24/22(Sat) 22:41:23 No.396757196 09/24/22(Sat) 22:41:43 No.396757228 >>396762035 # >>396762223 # >>396764886 # >>396768595 # >>396768875 # : Anonymous (ID: S5/sEoGf >>396756803 (OP) # ah yes just give me access to grenades and live firearms nothing could go wrong 09/24/22(Sat)22:41:56 No.396757254

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anon's foot fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 114 KB JPG 01/17/20(Fri)12:47:58 No.56308909 >gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on by me worshipping her feet >had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me on >indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me >fast forward 2 months >get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now What have I become

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: Anonymous (ID: XYCEVX21) 09/21/19(Sat)17:27:35 No.227259124 Couple with identity disorders who have over 400 personalities between them reveal they sometimes go a day without eating - because their child 'alter-egos' don't know how to COOK 1530080215421.png 550 KB PNG >>227259177 # >>227259884 # >>227263545 # >>227263762 # >>227264453 Anonymous (ID: EdBV+uQ3 09/21/19(Sat)17:28:27 No.227259177 >>227259124 # >sometimes go a day without eating doubt.jpg

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Anon Has Family Over | /r/Greentext

35m (9/22 15:24) 70310975 3 Re 2 Img JPG 99KB (900 × 659) 2 Replies Translated by MEMRITV 09:48 AM In defiance of Allah, the man turned himself into a pickle! This is not funny, it is paganism. made with mematic i hate normalfags >4 aunts moved into my family's house >they start gossiping how I never go and hang out with their kids >despite the fact I have never seen them in my life (once or twice at most) >I'm a f------ adult with a job and college and am viewed like a delinquent child

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: Anonymous 219 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)00:30:09 No.886145310 >be 14, live in apartment complex >family moves in next door during the summer and they have a son my age >mom's introduce us, he's deaf >I don't know sign language so we don't hang out again

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Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG >HAAAAAAA 09/22/22(Thu)03:24:16 No.612888893 AAAAAAARRRYYYYYY POOOOOOOTTERRRRR >HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING AROUND THAT GRANGER HARLOT??! >WHAT'S WRONG?! DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THAT W---- HAS GOBLIN BLOOD IN HER. I CAN SEE IT IN HER ANGULAR, RAT- LIKE FEATURES. TRUST ME, HARRY, I HAVE A KEEN SENSE FOR THESE THINGS. >DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LITTLE "NAME GAME" THESE VERMIN PLAY. HOW FAR BACK IN HER FAMILY TREE DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEFORE YOU FIND A "GRANGESTEIN" OR A "GRANGEBERG"? >I AM LIVID, HARRY. LIVID WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE PUREBLOODS KILLED IN THE WARS HER PEOPLE HAVE BANKROLLED. >DON'T BE FOOLED BY HER CHARMS, THIS GOBLIN SNAKE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR PEOPLE. >THE GOBLIN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED. BUT BY GODRIC, IT DAMN WELL SHOULD HAVE.

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: Anonymous No more Soviet 39 KB JPG adventuring >Banned from Belarus for endorsing anti-government protests >Banned from Russia for insulting Putin and criticizing the invasion of Ukraine >Denied entry to Ukraine for having a Russian visa, ostensibly banned for promoting Russian propaganda in his last appearance >Banned from Azerbaijan for attempting to visit area occupied by Armenia >Denied entry to Tajikistan for visiting Kyrgyzstan >Uzbekistan ministry of tourism called him a r----- on Twitter (even though the r--- accusations against him were proven fabricated and he was never charged) >Kicked out of Kazakhstan after getting caught in the Russian-leased cosmodrome area 09/24/22(Sat)10:10:05 No.70329344 >Baltics are fully de-Sovietized >Turkmenistan closed to tourists What will he do next? 29 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 22 KB PNG 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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117 KB PNG >be me at 21 >P--- addict who's personality is weed (cue the buzz Lightyear at al's toybarn gif) >Coming home from work in my 1999 Toyota, can't remember the name of the car specifically >It's about a 30 min drive home through some woods >Hit a huge f------ rock while in the middle of the woods, it kills my tire >I get out and attempt to replace it but I forget that my dad took my spare >Stuck walking towards the Chevron that's almost a mile away >The way back is really f------ dark and obviously no one wants to pick me up >After almost s------- myself because of fear I arrive at Chevron >One of my high school friends is there, I ask him for help >This nice bastard drives me all the way back and helps with the tire >I get back to my apartment and immediately fall asleep >I dream that I'm back in the woods >A giant penis monster comes up to me, touches my forehead and says "you will not self pleasure or view p---------- again" >I wake up in a cold sweat >For some reason I never have the urge to masturbate again Everything happens for a reason.

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