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: Anonymous 169 KB JPG scrawny f--- >what in the f------ s--- >end up mildly obsessed with the character, why the f--- does he look like me >why is there so much fan art and fanfiction >why the f--- is there so much p--- of him >why do I get no girls : Anonymous >start dissecting this s--- with the obsessive drive normally unreachable to people with no autism >from gestures and speech patterns to looking up the show's character designers and their principles >end up reading about psychology of degenerative illnesses and the history of Russian revolutions >start to suspect that this isn't an useful way to spend my time 09/25/22(Sun)02:10:57 No.886190430 >teetering between getting nowhere and falling into cringe, decide to tightrope this s--- nonetheless >buy a few collared shirts, nothing fancy but understated enough to work as casual wear >take a new pick and re-write my tinder profile with zero intention to seem attractive or confident >write the profile of the most pathetic wet f------ paper rag of a man, list the weird s--- I'd been reading too 201 KB JPG This wet paper tissue f--- made me stop being an incel >be last december, watch Arcane with my roommates for some reason >this f------ guy shows up on screen, with my goddamn face on him, an ugly ohfuck.jpeg >inhuman willpower keeps me from replying something that I normally would, to a question I would not normally be asked >must maintain brittle rag man mode just to see what happens >tightrope between honesty and cringe, vaguely explain that I'm not sick or anything, but there's issues in my family and I've always been fragile, and knowing more about things helps >sound as pathetic, passive and submissive as possible >physically cringe so hard while typing this that I'm doing a flehmen response >force myself to press send nonetheless, in the name of science >the girl actually f------ replies. She says that's cool and interesting, talks about how her mom is a nurse and how people should read more in their free time >keep forcing myself to respond in the most pathetically wimpy way possible >she keeps replying for some reason >keep talking with her like this, she keeps telling me about her day, and I do mine >she keeps mentioning one coffee shop that I haven't been to, and one day asks if I'd like to meet there >>886190640 # 09/25/22(Sun) 02:12:50 No.886190517 >drop my phone as I experience full system shut down for a solid 35 minutes Anonymous >a girl I hadn't talked to before messages to ask me about the weird medical s--- I'd been reading >never gotten a date with a girl and now one F------ ASKED ME OUT Anonymous >regain coherence for long enough to see she's sent another message, saying it's fine if I don't want to, etc >reply that I do, force myself to disclose my harrowing experience of the past 40 minutes SHE. F------. CALLS. THIS. CUTE. >says she looks forward to meeting up >go on a date with her, she seems excited to be there >I try to keep the mannerisms I've learned to mimic to a minimum, but realize I have no better ones to go back to >saying s--- that's f------ mortifying to admit to feels easier than thinking of something normal to say >tell her I'm glad she doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that I look just as much like a drowned rat irl too >she laughs and says that's not true, I don't look bad at all 177 KB JPG >>886190756 # 09/25/22(Sun)02:13:56 No.886190581 >it didn't work out with that one in the end, but for some f------ reason this is how I managed to start going out with girls >I have no f------ clue why the f--- any of this worked and couldn't reverse-engineer it for you if I tried 09/25/22(Sun) 02:13:57 No.886190582

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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