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onymous 10/01/24(Tue)09:50:06 No.204038491 985c82bf8b6e494812742f36b0832aad.jpg 136 KB JPG >turned down 28 million dollars for 8 million dollars and got screwed in the end anyway Kek, how was he so naive? Or was it his ego that made him believe he could surpass Jay Leno's views?

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034

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Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)00:41:38 No.204289562 MYTHBUSTERS 43273_1200x800.jpg 138 KB JPG >Grant dead >Jessi dead >Jamie might as well be dead >Adam is somehow even more insufferable now than he was on the show and also got outed as the R----- Blob >Kari hit the wall, got divorced, and was outed fishing for men on Tinder >Tory doing laundry detergent commercials that air on Pluto TV Very grim.

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onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.

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View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

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Anon notices one of the boards spammers is missing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.

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Anon has a sugar mommy | /r/Greentext

Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

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: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689

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named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles

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Anonymous Cyberpunked BEE METYS AR 47 KB JPG 10/08/24(Tue)13:53:57 No.691234575 >lets you customize your character down to the genitals >can't see any of it due to first person Have they not thought this through, anons?

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