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File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

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Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

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: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689

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named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles

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File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034

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