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File: angry-man-014.jpg (705 KB, 2560x1536) life should not be like this. Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)15:23:45 No.204023291 >get back from "work" >need a show to watch to fill too much free time >>204023744 >>204025113 >>204025117 >>204025156 >>204027545 >>204027890 > >can't watch anything modern because it's all 8-episodes-per-year slop with no overarching plot written by unqualified mongs >can't watch anything classic because I f------ know it all scene by scene >spend all free time browsing titles knowing I won't find anything watchable >start drinking instead >get asleep >wake up >go to "work"

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anon has a job | /r/Greentext

File: 853.jpg (6 KB, 200x211) hmm >We start hanging out Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)06:25:18 No.925231441 >Be me >work at a job for 10 years >get turned down for another promotion >boss promotes her friend and I have to train her to be my boss >Quit >Start a new job >try an experiment >I evesdrop on the manager talking >He's always chit-chatting with the boss' >take notes >after a few weeks, start to feign interest in what the boss likes >it's not long before he notices and starts chit chatting with me >act like I wana be friends >He starts inviting me to different events >I start getting raises. Started at $10 an hour, by the end of the year, I'm making $15 >After a year, I am made a supervisor >Easy job, just do setups and delegate work >Six months later, I'm the floor manager >Last week, I found out I'm in the running to take over for my boss >MFW, I do barely any work, and all I did was brown nose.

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Anon is sacred and propane | /r/Greentext

owned.jpg (48 KB, 778x695) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:13:51 No.203137933 >>203138006 >>203138291 >>203140178 >>203141197 >>203141283 >>203141285 [YouTube] The Sopranos - Carmela moralised by her jewish therapist (embed) You couldn't write a scene like this any more. Modern audiences couldn't handle it. Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:18:02 No.203138006 >>203138082 >>203140371 >>203137933 (OP) > You couldn't write a scene like this any more cuz a studio exec would be like "wasn't there a sopranos scene that had the exact same dialogue?"

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Anon marvels in technological progression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 09/30/24(Mon)09:24:00 No.78974362 >be me >need to generate energy >idea.jpg >burn wood >boil water to make steam >spin a turbine to power a generator >not efficient enough >burn coal >boil water to make steam >spin a turbine to power a generator >not efficient enough >extract highly radioactive materials from the ground >material heats up >dunk it in water >make steam >spin a turbine to power a generator mfw

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Anon and his GF | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 103 KB JPG bad 03/10/19(Sun)09:38:38 No.51377125 >gf is on her period but almost off of it >desperate to f--- me, Im reluctant and tell her no for a bit >she convinces me her period is basically over and Im kinda horny by that point, figure it wont be that >she rides me and c---, Im afraid to look down >blood literally pooling in my pubic bone and flowing down onto my sheets It looked like Id stabbed someone to death with my penis what the F---

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Anon watches some kinky shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 447 KB PNG 09/30/24(Mon)11:11:14 No.37456573 >>37456410 # >use phone for furry degen stuff >use private tabs on firefox on android >after gooning is over return to regular tabs, however I don't close the private tabs >be me the next day at work >talking about something with female coworker >want to search something on my phone to prove a point >mfw for a quarter of a second the private tab got shown >both stayed silent after that I can't have a single normal friendship

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Machiavellian Capo dei Capi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 06:43:00 No.203731530 corleone.jpg 64 KB JPG >Look his they massacred my boy >How could this have happened? I'm just a humble mafia boss who orders murders, facilitates gambling and prostitution, and extorts working class citizens

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Anon hates meds | /r/Greentext

Celexa Lexapro Zoloft ✓ Luvox Sertraline Clonazepam Prozac ✓ Ritalin Prozac Amitriptyline Thorazine Mass Shootings: Are guns really the only problem? >>17126789 (OP) it's massively over-prescribed from a young age along with birth control birth control = sex without consequences and reduced pair-bonding >birth control largely reduces the amount of oxytocin released after sex >constant exposure to sex numbs dopamine receptors, causing depression, anxiety, etc anti-depressants = literal blue pill >destroys natural neurochemical processes >promotes narcissistic behavior, one night stands, etc >women can leave their boyfriends without remorse or empathy the effects of SSRIs are variable of course. I ran into my ex after she got back on SSRIs and she seemed like a different person. low energy and dazed. for some people it makes them become psycopathic. most school shooters are on SSRIs and a change in their prescription/dosage is what triggers it for them.

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Anon worries for his child | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ** 38 KB PNG 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anon wonders the nirvana effect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 12:11:53 No.123818872 vevo >Drops on MTV IMG_2275.jpg 48 KB JPG >Literally overnight ever normie in America starts listening to alt rock and dressing like a hobo How did they do it? Surreal to imagine from 2024 POV.

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Anon exchanges his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858 Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 #

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Anon is a North Korean spy | /r/Greentext

ile: IMG_7980.png (121 KB, 976x549) сней NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA >ethnically homogenous Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)18:17:53 No.20284381 >no political instability >no government corruption how is this not the comfiest place on earth? >don't care about the outside world or global politics >no microplastics >above replacement birth rates >lowest divorce rates in the non-islamic world >qt non plastic korean waifus >guaranteed to have a job Anonymous 09/29/21(Sun)18-18-50 No 202813810 202843021 202813070202814760

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