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File: 853.jpg (6 KB, 200x211) hmm >We start hanging out Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)06:25:18 No.925231441 >Be me >work at a job for 10 years >get turned down for another promotion >boss promotes her friend and I have to train her to be my boss >Quit >Start a new job >try an experiment >I evesdrop on the manager talking >He's always chit-chatting with the boss' >take notes >after a few weeks, start to feign interest in what the boss likes >it's not long before he notices and starts chit chatting with me >act like I wana be friends >He starts inviting me to different events >I start getting raises. Started at $10 an hour, by the end of the year, I'm making $15 >After a year, I am made a supervisor >Easy job, just do setups and delegate work >Six months later, I'm the floor manager >Last week, I found out I'm in the running to take over for my boss >MFW, I do barely any work, and all I did was brown nose.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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owned.jpg (48 KB, 778x695) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:13:51 No.203137933 >>203138006 >>203138291 >>203140178 >>203141197 >>203141283 >>203141285 [YouTube] The Sopranos - Carmela moralised by her jewish therapist (embed) You couldn't write a scene like this any more. Modern audiences couldn't handle it. Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:18:02 No.203138006 >>203138082 >>203140371 >>203137933 (OP) > You couldn't write a scene like this any more cuz a studio exec would be like "wasn't there a sopranos scene that had the exact same dialogue?"

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 09/30/24(Mon)09:24:00 No.78974362 >be me >need to generate energy >idea.jpg >burn wood >boil water to make steam >spin a turbine to power a generator >not efficient enough >burn coal >boil water to make steam >spin a turbine to power a generator >not efficient enough >extract highly radioactive materials from the ground >material heats up >dunk it in water >make steam >spin a turbine to power a generator mfw

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Anonymous 103 KB JPG bad 03/10/19(Sun)09:38:38 No.51377125 >gf is on her period but almost off of it >desperate to f--- me, Im reluctant and tell her no for a bit >she convinces me her period is basically over and Im kinda horny by that point, figure it wont be that >she rides me and c---, Im afraid to look down >blood literally pooling in my pubic bone and flowing down onto my sheets It looked like Id stabbed someone to death with my penis what the F---

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Anonymous 447 KB PNG 09/30/24(Mon)11:11:14 No.37456573 >>37456410 # >use phone for furry degen stuff >use private tabs on firefox on android >after gooning is over return to regular tabs, however I don't close the private tabs >be me the next day at work >talking about something with female coworker >want to search something on my phone to prove a point >mfw for a quarter of a second the private tab got shown >both stayed silent after that I can't have a single normal friendship

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: Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 06:43:00 No.203731530 corleone.jpg 64 KB JPG >Look his they massacred my boy >How could this have happened? I'm just a humble mafia boss who orders murders, facilitates gambling and prostitution, and extorts working class citizens

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Celexa Lexapro Zoloft ✓ Luvox Sertraline Clonazepam Prozac ✓ Ritalin Prozac Amitriptyline Thorazine Mass Shootings: Are guns really the only problem? >>17126789 (OP) it's massively over-prescribed from a young age along with birth control birth control = sex without consequences and reduced pair-bonding >birth control largely reduces the amount of oxytocin released after sex >constant exposure to sex numbs dopamine receptors, causing depression, anxiety, etc anti-depressants = literal blue pill >destroys natural neurochemical processes >promotes narcissistic behavior, one night stands, etc >women can leave their boyfriends without remorse or empathy the effects of SSRIs are variable of course. I ran into my ex after she got back on SSRIs and she seemed like a different person. low energy and dazed. for some people it makes them become psycopathic. most school shooters are on SSRIs and a change in their prescription/dosage is what triggers it for them.

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Anonymous ** 38 KB PNG 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 12:11:53 No.123818872 vevo >Drops on MTV IMG_2275.jpg 48 KB JPG >Literally overnight ever normie in America starts listening to alt rock and dressing like a hobo How did they do it? Surreal to imagine from 2024 POV.

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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ile: IMG_7980.png (121 KB, 976x549) сней NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA >ethnically homogenous Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)18:17:53 No.20284381 >no political instability >no government corruption how is this not the comfiest place on earth? >don't care about the outside world or global politics >no microplastics >above replacement birth rates >lowest divorce rates in the non-islamic world >qt non plastic korean waifus >guaranteed to have a job Anonymous 09/29/21(Sun)18-18-50 No 202813810 202843021 202813070202814760

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le: 6639479436959b52bdee151a_(...).png (323 KB, 600x400) 're hiring! hello. >do you have your account password? Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)20:35:33 No.16403100 >do you have an appointment? >did you confirm? >did you receive the confirmation text? >did you go through the website portal? >do you have an account >do you have the QR code to confirm? >did you receive our calls to confirm? >oh sorry, looks like we scheduled you on the wrong day. can we time crunch you from 4:30 pm to 5:00 (it's 11:00 am) >can you confirm you got the confirmation? >do you have your security code to your account? Why is everything such a f------ spreadsheet with people nowadays? What happened to just making an appointment and someone writes it down and REMEMBERS WHO YOU ARE. Return] [Catalog [Top] [Update] [ Autol

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File: 853.jpg (6 KB, 200x211) hmm >We start hanging out Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)06:25:18 No.925231441 >Be me >work at a job for 10 years >get turned down for another promotion >boss promotes her friend and I have to train her to be my boss >Quit >Start a new job >try an experiment >I evesdrop on the manager talking >He's always chit-chatting with the boss' >take notes >after a few weeks, start to feign interest in what the boss likes >it's not long before he notices and starts chit chatting with me >act like I wana be friends >He starts inviting me to different events >I start getting raises. Started at $10 an hour, by the end of the year, I'm making $15 >After a year, I am made a supervisor >Easy job, just do setups and delegate work >Six months later, I'm the floor manager >Last week, I found out I'm in the running to take over for my boss >MFW, I do barely any work, and all I did was brown nose.

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