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File: 853.jpg (6 KB, 200x211) hmm >We start hanging out Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)06:25:18 No.925231441 >Be me >work at a job for 10 years >get turned down for another promotion >boss promotes her friend and I have to train her to be my boss >Quit >Start a new job >try an experiment >I evesdrop on the manager talking >He's always chit-chatting with the boss' >take notes >after a few weeks, start to feign interest in what the boss likes >it's not long before he notices and starts chit chatting with me >act like I wana be friends >He starts inviting me to different events >I start getting raises. Started at $10 an hour, by the end of the year, I'm making $15 >After a year, I am made a supervisor >Easy job, just do setups and delegate work >Six months later, I'm the floor manager >Last week, I found out I'm in the running to take over for my boss >MFW, I do barely any work, and all I did was brown nose.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life
File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
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