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ile: IMG_7980.png (121 KB, 976x549) сней NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA >ethnically homogenous Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)18:17:53 No.20284381 >no political instability >no government corruption how is this not the comfiest place on earth? >don't care about the outside world or global politics >no microplastics >above replacement birth rates >lowest divorce rates in the non-islamic world >qt non plastic korean waifus >guaranteed to have a job Anonymous 09/29/21(Sun)18-18-50 No 202813810 202843021 202813070202814760

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anon hates appointments | /r/Greentext

le: 6639479436959b52bdee151a_(...).png (323 KB, 600x400) 're hiring! hello. >do you have your account password? Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)20:35:33 No.16403100 >do you have an appointment? >did you confirm? >did you receive the confirmation text? >did you go through the website portal? >do you have an account >do you have the QR code to confirm? >did you receive our calls to confirm? >oh sorry, looks like we scheduled you on the wrong day. can we time crunch you from 4:30 pm to 5:00 (it's 11:00 am) >can you confirm you got the confirmation? >do you have your security code to your account? Why is everything such a f------ spreadsheet with people nowadays? What happened to just making an appointment and someone writes it down and REMEMBERS WHO YOU ARE. Return] [Catalog [Top] [Update] [ Autol

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It only takes a few people to ruin something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dragon Quest creator answers a(...) YOUTUBEチャンネル : 海外ニキの反応 09/29/24(Sun)05:57:11 No.690350498 Interview at 2024 TGS I really wonder, who's even complaining about this? torishima and hori.png 310 KB PNG and basically admits it's the west fault. >Torishima: doing business with such a ridiculous country is really frustrating >Horii: you used to be able to choose between a male or female main character. But now, you can't choose between a man and a woman anymore. We have to label them as Type 1 and Type 2. https://x.com/saou0345/status/18402 43748007219257 Anonymous >>690350498 (OP) # 09/29/24(Sun)06:06:15 No.690350983 How is this news? Every normal person knows this >>690351239 # >>690352932 # >>690353186 # >>690353718 # >>690355470 # >>690356105 # >>690358321 # >>690359686 # >>690360724 # >>690363332 # >>690366672 # >>690368598 #

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Anon gets revenge on a barista | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/23/22(Wed)14:41:45 No.874949522 >Be me >Go to Starbucks one day >Qt working the till >Ask for a coffee >She's dissmissive, doesn't write my name on the cup and is borderline rude >Pretend to be working on my laptop when I'm watching her other interactions >She's like this to all customers, unless they're a fellow Stacy or Chad >She actually writes a Chad's name on his cup >Apparently I'm not good enough for this service >I need revenge >Get a 10 litre cooler >Fill with several jars of mayo >Add several bottles of balsamic vinegar >Add rotting onions and garlic >3 litres of milk >Many sachets of yeast > Half a sack of sugar (for more bacterial energy) >Cooking oil >Tins of tuna and fresh mackerel >Add various rotten fruits and vegetables >A jar of peanut butter >Expired beef mince and chicken chunks >My piss for 3 days >Some dog turds I found in the park >C-- in the mixture as the Piece de Resistance >Tape the lid shut so it anaerobically respires >Keep in a shed heated to 35°c so some nastiness forms >Leave to set for 2 weeks, stirring and venting gases occasionally >While this ferments, I'm making note of what days and times she enters and leaves the shop >11:30am on Thursdays is optimum strike time >Two weeks have passed >Do one last gas vent and I literally vomit in my mouth through 3 face masks from the smell >It's ready >Put on a crash helmet and get in my friend's car >Switch license plate for ones from a car he scrapped, just to be safe >See her coming into the side entrance at 11:32 >Showtime >Run up and drench her >The smell was indescribably putrid and gas seeped like a liquid into my helmet >Was both laughing and dry heaving as my friend sped off and I saw her in shock from the back >I kept watching the shop for another week >6 days later, she returns to work and I order from her again >She didn't seem to learn a lesson, still acted as though I was less than human, but at the same time, seemed vaguely terrified and paranoid of everything Please, don't be superficial people

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Can anon explain it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ABb142bD 09/29/24(Sun)08:04:42 No.483198851 image_2024-09-29_050344783.png 629 KB PNG >Israel kills every enemy leader, general and commander with precise strikes >Russia somehow can't do the same What gives? And don't tell me that Putin has morals

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Strange and deranged | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 446 KB PNG 02/20/21(Sat)22:21:35 No.62427563 >be me >go down to a fancy Japanese restaurant for dinner >a cute 8/10 Japanese girl comes to take my order >I order some sushi, but I stop her before she goes back to the kitchen >"Hey, would you wanna get a drink or something after this?" >"Sorry, but-" >I immediately get out of my seat and head home >I come back 1 hour later with my dad's harpoon gun >walk over to the artificial pond and shoot the biggest koi fish I can see >pull it out and take a bite That'll teach her

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Stalin was a character | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: thkBW43T) 09/29/24(Sun)19:03:36 No.483189198 >5'5 5792137918273981237981.jpg 39 KB JPG >socially awkward >constantly read books all alone >turned the third-world s------- that barely produced guns, into an industrial superpower in 10 years. >btfo nazis >btfo jews >send the soviet union into the space >and would btfo Americans too if not for assassination

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Aussie is Yuri Orlov | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: C10jP9En) 09/28/24(Sat)05:41:02 No.21305294 ►>>21305329 File: 1726176464270749.jpg (106 KB, 720x480) >be US gov/Fed >prop up key industries with gibs for RnD and bailouts etc >the key is to make sure you become global leader no one can challenge your position in high tech >dump your bags in foreign investment you've helped artificial prop up for the last several decades >go all in on high tech Al/semies etc, advanced mil systems etc >pump your big boy companies as much as possible >phase 2, create artificial economic hardship (a la debt crisis or whatever) >watch as the weak b------- companies that contribute little to your master plan succumb to the economic destruction >watch as global econ crisis wreaks havoc on your economic rivals >insiders obviously heavily invested in all the big names you are about to come rescue >begin your decade long economic resuscitation phase >you've stepped back 2 paces but when its all over you will be ahead by 1000. >turn on the money printers. >you now own the planet for the next 1000 years

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Peacemaking gone wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)22:16:43 No.203659613 IMG_4914.png 229 KB PNG >Indians were upset about Apu >a hard working, loving husband, caring father, successful small business owner, legal and patriotic American, compassionate and understanding man, animal loving vegetarian How do you think they feel now that the stereotype for them is that they scam their way into countries, street s--- and are rapists? He seems like a positive representation in retrospect.

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Anon talked politely but carried a big stick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 400 KB JPG 09/28/24(Sat)21:50:05 No.78959914 >Get home from work yesterday >Do all my s--- that needs to be done (cleaning, washing, cooking), try to go to sleep >All of a sudden the house across starts blaring music >See a ton of cars lining the street >Go to their house and knock on their doors, couple of zoomers answer and ask them if they could turn down the music a bit >They laugh and say sure >Get back to my house, music is blaring even louder now >Get an idea >Call the cops and report that there's underage drinking/smoking weed at a party on [X] Street >10 minutes later the cops come >After a few minutes music stops, start hearing screaming and yelling >Hear the mother of all screams, like swine being led to the slaughter >Look outside the window, see the zoomers being shoved into the cop cars >All the cars leave eventually >Go to sleep with peace in my mind I thank the Police Force of my country for being so reliant and effective at their jobs. F--- zoomers, wiggers, and n------.

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Anon dates a blind girl | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

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Anon pretending to be a twitch streamer

Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat) 12:56:10 No.523321711 850 KB PNG >play a video game >pretend like I'm a twitch streamer and explain what I'm doing to an imaginary audience Is this normal?

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/his/ disputes the white lie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 KB JPG 09/29/24(Sun)09:10:38 No. 17123154 >>17122321 (OP) # >"kekekekeke noi lore is a meme" >random new type of white people magically appears out of central asia and come with 99k stacks to conquer europe (which they never seen) every 300 years >man name yakub with conspicuous head covering and african features later found in uzbekistan Hmmm. dont think it that funny huh?

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