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Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat) 12:56:10 No.523321711 850 KB PNG >play a video game >pretend like I'm a twitch streamer and explain what I'm doing to an imaginary audience Is this normal?

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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Anonymous 888 1.56 MB GIF 09/28/24(Sat) 19:50:51 No.279343 >be lezzo >"I like girls! I like girls! Look at me, I like girls!" >use fake d---

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File: Don't get it.gif (81 KB, 640x640) When people choose Hollywood as their moral guidance? Anonymous 09/28/24(Sat) 14:28:03 No.203949539 >Hollywood was always full of degenerates and criminals >parents and society as a whole, even in 2024, still expecting Hollywood to teach good morals to their kids >there are out there millions of adults with a morality based on Hollywood teachings, unironically

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Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed) 09:40:01 No.203645605 I'm different from everybody else. different.png 927 KB PNG >tries to connect with people and tell them there's something wrong with him >"you just need to get laid" >"just find a girl" >this after everyone telling him he's a literal worthless good for nothing nobody >"why can't you just find a good girl" Normalfags are the true scum of the Earth desu. That's the answer to everything. Even when one wants help, they just expect you to be the perfect goy right off the gate. Dahmer was obviously f----- up no matter what, but even when he tried to come clean, nobody even cared. The moment you're marked as the "weirdo" you're f----- for life.

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Anonymous 130 KB JPG 01/30/22(Sun)21:12:11 No.871689869 >YES HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS ON THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH. >WELL MAYBE ACTUALLY 15 PEOPLE ON EARTH >NO YOU CAN'T MEET THEM NOR KNOW THEIR NAMES >"TSMC" FACTORY LOCATED IN "TAIWAN" MAKES 98% OF ALL CHIPS IN THE WORLD, FROM CARS, AIRPLANES OR FRIDGES >NO YOU CAN'T GO TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE FACTORY BECAUSE..YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY >TAIWAN DOES EXIST, JUST LOOK AT GOOGLE STREET VIEW OKAY totally not aliens btw 15 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous GET OUT OF MY WAY 122 KB PNG and speeding up >finally pass ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/27/24(Fri)15:47:24 No.78946013 >Driving the speed limit >NPC in front of me is driving 10mph under >try to get around - can't >start tail gating just a little bit to let them know I want to go faster. I want to go the speed limit ffs >finally see an opening >NPC speeds up to 10mph over the speed limit so I cant pass >Now I look like a spazoid on the road swerving >NPC starts flashing high beams at me Why do so many of these people exist? Every single day with this s---. If you drive exactly the speed limit or under you shouldn't be allowed to drive. It worries me that you're so much of a p----. Are you afraid of the dark too? Does baby need his baba before beddy time? I should legally be able to pit maneuver you. Same thing with people who drive their tractors on the road, you're making me hate farmers. Why should I support farmers when they do nothing but piss me off. Mod your f------ tractor so it can match the speed limit of a normal road, why the f--- are you driving at walking speed down an arterial road you f------ pea brain inbred donkey f-----. f--- im so f------ mad right now. I hate NPCs

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