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Anonymous 2.29 MB PNG Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)18:17:22 No.78835074 >Be Britain in the 1800s >Cars don't exist >Proceed to build suburbs and roads that will be suitable for cars for the next 150 years How did they do it? Did they just expect everyone to own their own horse and carriage one day? But that turned out to be cars instead? 09/16/24(Mon)18:18:26 No.78835081 roads existed a while before automobiles you can figure this out, i believe in you

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!

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>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe

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Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god

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Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #

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Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.

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: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?

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Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING

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Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #

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Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. imgflip.com

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