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Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Anon has reached peak commedy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?

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Waiter! Waiter! More pirate movies please! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING

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Anon thinks Asia's theaters are better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #

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Anon Dislikes Japan | /r/Greentext

Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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Anybody know how I can join this group? | /r/Greentext

>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. imgflip.com

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Avocados are the good kind of fat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:11 No.102400865 >fat32 549 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:56 No. 102400874 >exfat 35 KB JPG >>102401292 # >>102401434 # >>102402476 # >>102404812 #

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Anon learns history | /r/Greentext

File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.

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Anon doesn't like AMD | /r/Greentext

File: amdia poozen poodeon.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) AMD RYZEN RADEON Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:21:06 No.102398103 >>102398181 >>102398192 >>102398201 >>102398479 >>1023987 >can't make high performance raytracing >can't make upscaling that doesn't look ugly as sin >can't make igpu transcoding >can't make CPUs idle at low power consumption >can't make substantial CPU performance improvement even on a more advanced node >can't make security measures that don't shave off 30% fps on games and ruin performance stability on windows >can't make CPUs and GPUs that are as good for productivity tasks as they are for gaming What can they make? Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:22 No.102398123 >>102400181 >>102401057 moar coars Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:30 No. 102398127

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I just wanted some pumpkin spiced coffee | /r/Greentext

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Nice psyops Vlad, but I aint gonna be Putin's cannon fodder thank you very much | /r/Greentext

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The 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham | /r/Greentext

IMG_2499.jpg 25 KB JPG >Be me >Friends with an Indian coworker >The 2 of us have an unhinged sense of humor >See him bald one day at work >Ask him if he's got cancer >Bro says his grandfather died ?????

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