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Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.

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File: amdia poozen poodeon.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) AMD RYZEN RADEON Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:21:06 No.102398103 >>102398181 >>102398192 >>102398201 >>102398479 >>1023987 >can't make high performance raytracing >can't make upscaling that doesn't look ugly as sin >can't make igpu transcoding >can't make CPUs idle at low power consumption >can't make substantial CPU performance improvement even on a more advanced node >can't make security measures that don't shave off 30% fps on games and ruin performance stability on windows >can't make CPUs and GPUs that are as good for productivity tasks as they are for gaming What can they make? Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:22 No.102398123 >>102400181 >>102401057 moar coars Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:30 No. 102398127

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Anonymous 9/15/2024, 1:50:52 PM No.97576435 2582 KB JPEG > Go to a local cafe to support local businesses (doing my part) > Orders a pumpkin latte > The barista drops it while they were handing it to me > Apparently that was the last of the pumpkin sauce they had > Gets normal coffee > Go to another place to get lunch with my normal coffee on hand > Waiter looks at my coffee cup and says they found rat s--- in the coffee beans there before and to avoid the place > Maybe this is why local businesses are dying

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Anonymous Anons Living in Walkable Citie(...) 1.08 MB JPG >go outside 09/09/24(Mon) 14:20:18 No.2017733 Sup, hoes. Where do Anons that want the walkable city experience live? I am a software engineer, young guy, looking to grow my career so it has to be a city that at least has a tech sector. I currently live in the 'burbs and it's f------ dogshit. >WFH >get in car >come back >get in house >go outside later to walk the dog >only children playing and parents outside >people my age only leave their house to get in their cars and despawn from the map >feels like nobody really lives here, just come to die >everybody in their pod home >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to most places and see my neighbors doing the same. > I just want to live in a place where some dumb roastie on her phone can't dictate how quickly I can reach my destination. > I just want to live in a place where I don't have to sit at a red light for 3 minutes when I'm THE ONLY CAR ON THE ROAD >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to a bar and actually recognize the people there, like my cute neighbor > I just want to live in a place where I can walk or bike to places. I know you f---- all avoid homeless, libtards, and nignogs, so how are you guys liking living in these areas where these people are rampant, but you get to experience the walkable city life? If I have to live another year in a lonely suburb as a young guy looking to have fun ima blow my brains out so how the f--- do anons deal with living in a place like NYC with all the s--- that comes with it? Considering the move bros...

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Anon works at a fast food joint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3kT6tiGw) 08/09/14(Sat) 14:01:04 No.561419596 >>561420141 >>561420292 >>561420312 I have a story of a whale that f---- me off everytme I see these stupid tumblr idiots. >Be me >Couple years ago at work >working at locally owned burger joint >Actually really enjoy it >Gets pretty busy sometimes >First day I worked there it was so packed/stressful I felt like I was crammed in a tin of sardines >Only me and another guy work most days >He's about 6"3 DYEL lanklet mode >Apparently a "Skilled musician" >He could be a huge hit with ladies if it wasn't for his negative attitude >I think he's awesome but I think he deeply hates me >Anyway boss is a huge d--- >Crabby old man >Greedy as f--- too >Very angry/High blood pressure >I could swear when he's angry he goes as red as a tomato >One day he brings his "pride and joy" into work >mfw he meant his daughter >She waddles through the door "Hey guys" >mfw she's literally a f------ whale >Like literally I think she weighs almost a ton >Laughing internally >She comes in and makes small talk with me after an hour or so >Tells me how she's a cheerleader and whatnot > brush it off as casual talk because chicks usually hit on my masterrace lanklet co-worker >Few days pass and she comes in again to talk to me somewhat ignoring my friend >Anyway weeks go by and this continues on >Until that fateful day (Cont.) Anonymous (ID: 3kT6tiGw) 08/09/14(Sat) 14:05:47 No.561420292 ►>>561420639 >>561420917 >>561421492 >>561423872 >>561424060 >>561425689 >>561426065 >>561426751 >>561427662 >>561419596 (cont.) >She asks me to come around the back (Where we keep some of the ingredients) >Grabs my hand >"I know you want me, I know the way you looked at me when I first walked in." >Vomitted in my mouth a little >Nope'd right the f--- outta there >Tried to tell my boss about it >Spent 30 minutes trying to convince him that she pulled this s--- on me >He wouldn't believe his little girl would do such a thing >Lost it at this point >Started swearing alot cause i was p----- >"Me daughter wouldn't do such a thing, aye swear on me life." >I replied "F--- you, you Irish f---! that whale needs to be put on a leash." >He loses it >I swear his eyes are popping out of his head and he's red as f--- >Fires me over some whale >No f---- given >Have to walk home cause I have no drivers license >End up going Jellyfishing with Patrick later that day >mfw

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What would Anon do in this situation? | /r/Greentext

>early morning >wake up >go into bathroom half awake to take a piss >notice you're pissing on yourself for some reason >look down >notice you have t--- now and your c--- is now a c--- >freakout.gif >hear strange voice in your head >"Calm down anon, it's me, God. I turned you into female for 24 hrs as punishment for saying n----- too much on the internet. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson after this." Wat do with this newly acquired body /pol/? Anonymous (ID: KD7/16mG) >>479929105 (OP) # 08/29/24(Thu)00:10:47 No.479929213 Say the "n-----" word live on all social medias for 24 hours until I change back. >>479929350 # >>479929888 #

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