The Appeal of Batman | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 1.81 MB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)15:58:39 No. 197795258 Is batman a vigilante or what a woman would describe as their realistic dream man? Tell me the appeal of batman. >He knows everything about all academic fields >He knows all fighting styles >He can make any gadget by himself including vehicles and aircrafts. >He's the mysterious introvert type in costume but Chad playboy out of it >He's supposedly handsome >He's super rich >He's a trust fund baby so old money >If he wants to, he can kill everyone in the Justice League >He's dark, stoic and unexpressive but actual soft, feels deeply and is hopeful >He lives in a literal castle

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon wants the walkable city experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anons Living in Walkable Citie(...) 1.08 MB JPG >go outside 09/09/24(Mon) 14:20:18 No.2017733 Sup, hoes. Where do Anons that want the walkable city experience live? I am a software engineer, young guy, looking to grow my career so it has to be a city that at least has a tech sector. I currently live in the 'burbs and it's f------ dogshit. >WFH >get in car >come back >get in house >go outside later to walk the dog >only children playing and parents outside >people my age only leave their house to get in their cars and despawn from the map >feels like nobody really lives here, just come to die >everybody in their pod home >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to most places and see my neighbors doing the same. > I just want to live in a place where some dumb roastie on her phone can't dictate how quickly I can reach my destination. > I just want to live in a place where I don't have to sit at a red light for 3 minutes when I'm THE ONLY CAR ON THE ROAD >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to a bar and actually recognize the people there, like my cute neighbor > I just want to live in a place where I can walk or bike to places. I know you f---- all avoid homeless, libtards, and nignogs, so how are you guys liking living in these areas where these people are rampant, but you get to experience the walkable city life? If I have to live another year in a lonely suburb as a young guy looking to have fun ima blow my brains out so how the f--- do anons deal with living in a place like NYC with all the s--- that comes with it? Considering the move bros...

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Anon works at a fast food joint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3kT6tiGw) 08/09/14(Sat) 14:01:04 No.561419596 >>561420141 >>561420292 >>561420312 I have a story of a whale that f---- me off everytme I see these stupid tumblr idiots. >Be me >Couple years ago at work >working at locally owned burger joint >Actually really enjoy it >Gets pretty busy sometimes >First day I worked there it was so packed/stressful I felt like I was crammed in a tin of sardines >Only me and another guy work most days >He's about 6"3 DYEL lanklet mode >Apparently a "Skilled musician" >He could be a huge hit with ladies if it wasn't for his negative attitude >I think he's awesome but I think he deeply hates me >Anyway boss is a huge d--- >Crabby old man >Greedy as f--- too >Very angry/High blood pressure >I could swear when he's angry he goes as red as a tomato >One day he brings his "pride and joy" into work >mfw he meant his daughter >She waddles through the door "Hey guys" >mfw she's literally a f------ whale >Like literally I think she weighs almost a ton >Laughing internally >She comes in and makes small talk with me after an hour or so >Tells me how she's a cheerleader and whatnot > brush it off as casual talk because chicks usually hit on my masterrace lanklet co-worker >Few days pass and she comes in again to talk to me somewhat ignoring my friend >Anyway weeks go by and this continues on >Until that fateful day (Cont.) Anonymous (ID: 3kT6tiGw) 08/09/14(Sat) 14:05:47 No.561420292 ►>>561420639 >>561420917 >>561421492 >>561423872 >>561424060 >>561425689 >>561426065 >>561426751 >>561427662 >>561419596 (cont.) >She asks me to come around the back (Where we keep some of the ingredients) >Grabs my hand >"I know you want me, I know the way you looked at me when I first walked in." >Vomitted in my mouth a little >Nope'd right the f--- outta there >Tried to tell my boss about it >Spent 30 minutes trying to convince him that she pulled this s--- on me >He wouldn't believe his little girl would do such a thing >Lost it at this point >Started swearing alot cause i was p----- >"Me daughter wouldn't do such a thing, aye swear on me life." >I replied "F--- you, you Irish f---! that whale needs to be put on a leash." >He loses it >I swear his eyes are popping out of his head and he's red as f--- >Fires me over some whale >No f---- given >Have to walk home cause I have no drivers license >End up going Jellyfishing with Patrick later that day >mfw

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What would Anon do in this situation? | /r/Greentext

>early morning >wake up >go into bathroom half awake to take a piss >notice you're pissing on yourself for some reason >look down >notice you have t--- now and your c--- is now a c--- >freakout.gif >hear strange voice in your head >"Calm down anon, it's me, God. I turned you into female for 24 hrs as punishment for saying n----- too much on the internet. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson after this." Wat do with this newly acquired body /pol/? Anonymous (ID: KD7/16mG) >>479929105 (OP) # 08/29/24(Thu)00:10:47 No.479929213 Say the "n-----" word live on all social medias for 24 hours until I change back. >>479929350 # >>479929888 #

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Anon trusted in Indonesian package delivery. | /r/Greentext

File: Indonesian package delive(...).png (703 KB, 534x535) Anonymous 09/24/16(Sat) 19:16:35 No.705232816 ►>>70. >>705234753 >>705234776 >>705234796 >>705234929 >>705235166 >>705 I can't even make a joke about this, it's just really sad >> Anonymous 09/24/16(Sat) 19:17:01 No.705232850 >>705232816 (OP) get cucked Anonymous 09/24/16(Sat) 19:17:36 No.705232894 ► ≥ >>705232816 (OP) STAR698 >> le: untitled.jpg (65 KB, 800x450) 11 C >>705232816 (OP) c'mon op is not that bad >>705233161 keksimus maximus >>705233161 Kek No.705233161 >>705233237 >>705233245>>705233266 >>705233276 >>705233292 >>705233317>>705233390 >>705233505 >>705234075 >>705234642 >>705234723 >>705234821 >>705234912 >>705234945 >>705235019 *478 >>705235542 >>705235620 >>705235668 >>705235733 >>705235964 >>705236115 >>705236183 >>705236348 >>705236434 (24/16(Sat) 19:20 so My god anon you ear -^ >>705233161 some 50 keks >>705233161 i lost

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Defend in Depth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.2 MB JPG 07/12/24(Fri)01:31:18 No.16277543 >be a woman >Marry up to competent borderline genius scientist (Pierre Curie) >Be his assistant in lab >He received nobel prize but was a complete cuck and forced Committee to give her nobel prize too >Work more as assistant of husband >Husband dies in car incident, but most of essential work is done >Complete the rest >Get nobel Wymen in science moment. And feminists call her icon of female superiority in science : Anonymous >>16277543 (OP) # 07/12/24(Fri)01:33:31 No.16277546 >Marie Curie is a DEI Nobel laureate Never change /sci/ >>16277560 # >>16277742 # >>16279549 # >>16283528 #

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An outside experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous JUST TOUCH GRASS BRO 39 KB PNG choosing signals 09/09/24(Mon)04:08:07 No.78749188 >decide to ditch dating apps and go outside to meet women >people suggested bars and clubs so I went to a bunch >every time I go it's just the same experience >everyone else is with their own little groups talking amongst themselves >no girls even look at me or give >try approaching a girl and it's clear she wants nothing to do with me, other men become hostile and tell me to go away >go back home after wasting $30 on beer I think this is all b-------... if girls don't give you signals at bars and clubs they ain't gonna give you signals anywhere else in real life. This is why I started using dating apps in the first place

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It's over dwarfcels. | /r/Greentext

And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves? anilion (IG Nothing. Except to look upon the lady of the Galadhrim one last time... ...for she is more fair than all the jewels beneath the earth. FfH_m4PXWAUMgoW.jpg 101 KB JPG >Seethes at Elves for 140 years >Catches the faintest whiff of Galadriel's elfussy >Immediately starts simping Are Dwarfcels really like this?

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1717005606622980.jpg 311 KB JPG Oh you're looking for your bowling ball? Sorry bro idk where it could be

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)23:42:19 No.15266454 caretoextrapolate.jpg 78 KB JPG >huge fan of Ospreay in NJPW >loved his Jr development into heavyweight and his dynamic with okada >loved the Commonwealth Kingpin >genuinely thought he could be considered an all time great in ring guy at that pace >mfw watching him in aew regressing into a slower, less polished version of his jr self with all his worst tendencies on the surface I hope tony khan dies

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Anonette talks about men | /r/Greentext

File: 13527478373.jpg (48 KB, 684x684) Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)08:19:35 No.78796749 [Reply] ►>>78797127 >Men are stronger than women >Men are smarter than women >Men's sports are taken seriously >Men dominate video games and e-sports >Men are given total governance and domination over women in several countries >Men can engage in any hobby they choose without accusations of subversion and destruction >Men never need to fear r--- when traveling alone >Men can become esteemed members of any religion I don't get why any of you think being a woman is preferable in any capacity. Being ugly, celibate and taken seriously is far preferable to being a glorified sex object. >Muh OnlyFans Men can also do this. Just look at Nikocado Avocado's grift. >Muh sex Just f--- a fat woman.

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Anon explains stop blaming Indians for Boeing problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vyM8y169) 09/14/24(Sat)22:44:09 No.481665192 >Indian programmers crashed Boeing planes This cope again. Niqqa, you think Airbus doesn't use Indian software companies? I worked for Hindustan Computers (HCL) and we literally wrote a significant chunk of the flight computer code for Airbus aircraft. The MCAS software was receiving faulty sensor data. It was an electrical engineering problem, not a computer science one. And the pilots were not informed of the MCAS because Boeing management decided to not include it as it would then require additional approval from FAA. Why was the MCAS required? Because the 737 is an old design, fitting new engines to compete against the A320neo line meant that the heavy engines caused the aircraft to pitch up a little, which meant that this had to be corrected always. So who were the management bros who decided to make a faulty design to bypass FAA approvals and use software to correct it? Whites and Jews. And who were the geniuses who supplied faulty sensors to Boeing? All American (Indian companies don't export sensors). And who was responsible for underpaying contractors and subcontractors causing a whole range of issues? Boeing (run by White and Jewish management). And who gets blamed? Indians. >>481665580 # >>481666628 # >>481668616 #

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