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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)23:42:19 No.15266454 caretoextrapolate.jpg 78 KB JPG >huge fan of Ospreay in NJPW >loved his Jr development into heavyweight and his dynamic with okada >loved the Commonwealth Kingpin >genuinely thought he could be considered an all time great in ring guy at that pace >mfw watching him in aew regressing into a slower, less polished version of his jr self with all his worst tendencies on the surface I hope tony khan dies

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File: 13527478373.jpg (48 KB, 684x684) Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)08:19:35 No.78796749 [Reply] ►>>78797127 >Men are stronger than women >Men are smarter than women >Men's sports are taken seriously >Men dominate video games and e-sports >Men are given total governance and domination over women in several countries >Men can engage in any hobby they choose without accusations of subversion and destruction >Men never need to fear r--- when traveling alone >Men can become esteemed members of any religion I don't get why any of you think being a woman is preferable in any capacity. Being ugly, celibate and taken seriously is far preferable to being a glorified sex object. >Muh OnlyFans Men can also do this. Just look at Nikocado Avocado's grift. >Muh sex Just f--- a fat woman.

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Anon explains stop blaming Indians for Boeing problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vyM8y169) 09/14/24(Sat)22:44:09 No.481665192 >Indian programmers crashed Boeing planes This cope again. Niqqa, you think Airbus doesn't use Indian software companies? I worked for Hindustan Computers (HCL) and we literally wrote a significant chunk of the flight computer code for Airbus aircraft. The MCAS software was receiving faulty sensor data. It was an electrical engineering problem, not a computer science one. And the pilots were not informed of the MCAS because Boeing management decided to not include it as it would then require additional approval from FAA. Why was the MCAS required? Because the 737 is an old design, fitting new engines to compete against the A320neo line meant that the heavy engines caused the aircraft to pitch up a little, which meant that this had to be corrected always. So who were the management bros who decided to make a faulty design to bypass FAA approvals and use software to correct it? Whites and Jews. And who were the geniuses who supplied faulty sensors to Boeing? All American (Indian companies don't export sensors). And who was responsible for underpaying contractors and subcontractors causing a whole range of issues? Boeing (run by White and Jewish management). And who gets blamed? Indians. >>481665580 # >>481666628 # >>481668616 #

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Anonymous 03/18/24(Mon) 15:12:13 No. 195010923 $25,000 9 Acres 910 State Route 466 Melvin, KY 41650 Contact agent 1710790863904454.jpg 329 KB JPG America is littered with these types of properties with tons of land in a warm and comfortable climate. You can afford it for half a years work, fully paid off Literal heaven

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443 KB JPG >Be me >Massive retard >My buddy (and his wife) said they've been trying to have a kid since the last 2 years > Confused.jpg >Asked if they wanted some help They haven't spoken to me since

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: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 09/08/24(Sun)20:48:27 No.203347842 >ugly lonely man >rejected by everyone. Women feel disgust seeing you. Alone and unloved >go crazy and kill people >get jailed >meet a girl who thinks you're cool for being le joker. Says she loves you >be actually happy and don't feel the need to kill anymore. Willing to leave everything to be happy with her >confess your love to her >she is disgusted and says she only dated you because you were famous and le cool edgy joker >she abandons you because the real you sickens her >you die alone and unloved Arthurbros...

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: Anonymous 154 KB PNG >whatever 06/08/23(Thu)21:56:29 No.31355832 >boymoder >live with mom >she knows i'm trans but doesn't accept it >misgenders me and calls me her son >last week she walked in on me while i was changing and saw my boobs >today she just had a talk with me and said she'd accepted that i'm trans and her daughter did my boobs change her mind or is something else going on???

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Anonymous | | 01/14/24(Sun)11:57:33 No. 192514977 Miguel Delibes El camine VGH.png 1.14 MB PNG At what age you realized Spanish women are the best? >beautiful >cultured >cheerful attitude >not entirely materialistic >can hold a conversation >passionate I know you chuds don't like them because they lean to a different political side than yours, but your loss

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Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 No.667720930 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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silence, liberal imgflip.com Silence libtard.jpg 80 KB JPG >Videos/photos of Hatians eating dogs/cats >Videos/photos of Haitians eating People! >Hati is ruled by a Cannibalistic crime lord and his crew of cannibalistic pirates. >Libtards: "Lmao you're over reacting. Hatians dont eat cats!" Do they think Hatians comes here and see all the stray cats, but accept not to eat them beacuse they were told, "We dont eat cats here, silly billy! Have a burger instead."

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Anonymous i'm the worst son 48 KB JPG how to move it 09/14/24(Sat) 19:02:27 No.78807141 >be me, 3 week ago >dad is pretty old, like 62 >helping him move a couch down the stairs >there's a turn halfway down the staircase and we pause there >i'm kind of zoned out >mom is at the base of the staircase giving us directions on >dad says something but i don't really register it >he asks "okay ready anon?" >figure he wants us to start moving the couch again >"yep let's do it" >on 3 i give the couch a BIG push to get it to the next step down >for 0.5s i see my dad's horrified face as the couch tips right over into him >he and the couch both tumble down the stairs, mom shrieks >she calls 911 >we follow the ambulance and my mom is hysterical

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