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443 KB JPG >Be me >Massive retard >My buddy (and his wife) said they've been trying to have a kid since the last 2 years > Confused.jpg >Asked if they wanted some help They haven't spoken to me since

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 09/08/24(Sun)20:48:27 No.203347842 >ugly lonely man >rejected by everyone. Women feel disgust seeing you. Alone and unloved >go crazy and kill people >get jailed >meet a girl who thinks you're cool for being le joker. Says she loves you >be actually happy and don't feel the need to kill anymore. Willing to leave everything to be happy with her >confess your love to her >she is disgusted and says she only dated you because you were famous and le cool edgy joker >she abandons you because the real you sickens her >you die alone and unloved Arthurbros...

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: Anonymous 154 KB PNG >whatever 06/08/23(Thu)21:56:29 No.31355832 >boymoder >live with mom >she knows i'm trans but doesn't accept it >misgenders me and calls me her son >last week she walked in on me while i was changing and saw my boobs >today she just had a talk with me and said she'd accepted that i'm trans and her daughter did my boobs change her mind or is something else going on???

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Anonymous | | 01/14/24(Sun)11:57:33 No. 192514977 Miguel Delibes El camine VGH.png 1.14 MB PNG At what age you realized Spanish women are the best? >beautiful >cultured >cheerful attitude >not entirely materialistic >can hold a conversation >passionate I know you chuds don't like them because they lean to a different political side than yours, but your loss

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Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 No.667720930 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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silence, liberal imgflip.com Silence libtard.jpg 80 KB JPG >Videos/photos of Hatians eating dogs/cats >Videos/photos of Haitians eating People! >Hati is ruled by a Cannibalistic crime lord and his crew of cannibalistic pirates. >Libtards: "Lmao you're over reacting. Hatians dont eat cats!" Do they think Hatians comes here and see all the stray cats, but accept not to eat them beacuse they were told, "We dont eat cats here, silly billy! Have a burger instead."

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Anonymous i'm the worst son 48 KB JPG how to move it 09/14/24(Sat) 19:02:27 No.78807141 >be me, 3 week ago >dad is pretty old, like 62 >helping him move a couch down the stairs >there's a turn halfway down the staircase and we pause there >i'm kind of zoned out >mom is at the base of the staircase giving us directions on >dad says something but i don't really register it >he asks "okay ready anon?" >figure he wants us to start moving the couch again >"yep let's do it" >on 3 i give the couch a BIG push to get it to the next step down >for 0.5s i see my dad's horrified face as the couch tips right over into him >he and the couch both tumble down the stairs, mom shrieks >she calls 911 >we follow the ambulance and my mom is hysterical

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Anonymous (ID: k3eazSnQ) 70 KB JPG 09/26/20(Sat)20:43:43 No.279414971 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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Anonymous 27 KB PNG 06/23/19(Sun)21:36:34 No.802981558 >Mom and dad are fighting >my dad starts packing his things in a plastic bag >He sees me playing minecraft >"Hey anon your Minecraft house need some greenery" >alright dad >dad leaves and drives away >I ask my mom where he went >"he's gone to stay somewhere else anon" >mfw >it's been 2 hours and I'm still crying Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:37:46 No.802981607 get your priorities straight. Fix up your s------- of a minecraft house for f---- sake. That's why he left. >>802981826 #

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(confused unga bunga) What the f---? Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat)04:55:53 No.924436004 >Be Humanity >Discover Fire >Invent Wheel >Create Industry >Bring man to moon using a slide rule and duct tape >Trick rocks into thinking of pixels to reenact games >Invent iPhone >Cannot seem to have Google Docs do a hanging indent so I can do some work on my project away from my computer. Apple makes no money from this, why do this, we can find blackholes and interpret screams from the sun but we cannot figure this s--- out?

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Anonymous (ID: OXYGe3cn) 11/15/19(Fri)18:55:42 No.233303518 rip.gif 1.67 MB GIF >break up with gf of 5 years >get back into dating scene >its the most delusional, nightmarish thing imaginable I feel so bad for you zoomers that have grown up in this and its all you know. Things were NOT like this even 5 years ago.

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File: beetlejuice-beetlejuice-t(...).jpg (100 KB, 1200x674) Beetlewoke Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:19:15 No.203328359 >>203328392 >>203328499 >>203328980 >>203329043 >>203329081 >>203329106 >>203329369 >>203329586 >>203330148 >>203330221 >>203330264 >>203330374 >>203330398 >>203330548 >>203330995 >>203331089 >>203331427 >>203331937 >>203332241 >>203332348 >>203332421 >>203332463 >>203332569 >>203332936 >>203333526 >>203333972 >Winona forgot how to act >Jenna Ortega isn't sexualized. >too much time focusing on the c--- mom >all the new characters are two dimensional >none of the satire of the original film >Remember that-fest >Keaton is way too old to be a demon trickster. Seriously it is The Irishman level awkward. >Danny Elfman is senile and forgot how to write quirky music >the only thing that could've saved it was Jeffrey Jones but they were too woke to bring him back. I am disappointed in every conceivable way. ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:51:11 No.203329369 >>203328359 (OP) >1st movie was pure boomer garbage >anon gets surprised when the 2nd movie is just nostalgia bait garbage You get what you deserve ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:20:50 No.203330148 >>203330170 >>203330178 >>203328359 (OP). how would it even be possible to sexualize something that looks like Jenna Ortega ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:22:09 No.203330170 ► File: 1671977083445399.jpg (316 KB, 1420x1080) >>203330148 Why? What's wrong with her? ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:25:46 No.203330264 >>203328359 (OP) Winona was always a pretty terrible actress, once you get over your childhood crush and go back and watch her movies again you really start to notice it ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:42:20 No.203330614 ► >sequel to a 36 year old film is complete S--- Inconceivable.

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Anonymous JOCK 19 AUSTRIA 9x19 07/10/24(Wed) 04:23:14 No.203686 JOCK IMG_3598.jpg 1.58 MB JPG >mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force >I bring this to a fight and it's over in less than 5 seconds : Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)04:31:33 No.203687 Can you draw that before you get double legged and then have your chin pounded? Nah

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