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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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The Spy from TF2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)00:00:02 No.69424627 >makes strength and size irrelevant 914 KB JPG Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)00:01:56 No.69424652 >makes your knife irrelevant 7 KB JPG

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Defend in Depth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)23:42:19 No.15266454 caretoextrapolate.jpg 78 KB JPG >huge fan of Ospreay in NJPW >loved his Jr development into heavyweight and his dynamic with okada >loved the Commonwealth Kingpin >genuinely thought he could be considered an all time great in ring guy at that pace >mfw watching him in aew regressing into a slower, less polished version of his jr self with all his worst tendencies on the surface I hope tony khan dies

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Anonette talks about men | /r/Greentext

File: 13527478373.jpg (48 KB, 684x684) Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)08:19:35 No.78796749 [Reply] ►>>78797127 >Men are stronger than women >Men are smarter than women >Men's sports are taken seriously >Men dominate video games and e-sports >Men are given total governance and domination over women in several countries >Men can engage in any hobby they choose without accusations of subversion and destruction >Men never need to fear r--- when traveling alone >Men can become esteemed members of any religion I don't get why any of you think being a woman is preferable in any capacity. Being ugly, celibate and taken seriously is far preferable to being a glorified sex object. >Muh OnlyFans Men can also do this. Just look at Nikocado Avocado's grift. >Muh sex Just f--- a fat woman.

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Anon explains stop blaming Indians for Boeing problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vyM8y169) 09/14/24(Sat)22:44:09 No.481665192 >Indian programmers crashed Boeing planes This cope again. Niqqa, you think Airbus doesn't use Indian software companies? I worked for Hindustan Computers (HCL) and we literally wrote a significant chunk of the flight computer code for Airbus aircraft. The MCAS software was receiving faulty sensor data. It was an electrical engineering problem, not a computer science one. And the pilots were not informed of the MCAS because Boeing management decided to not include it as it would then require additional approval from FAA. Why was the MCAS required? Because the 737 is an old design, fitting new engines to compete against the A320neo line meant that the heavy engines caused the aircraft to pitch up a little, which meant that this had to be corrected always. So who were the management bros who decided to make a faulty design to bypass FAA approvals and use software to correct it? Whites and Jews. And who were the geniuses who supplied faulty sensors to Boeing? All American (Indian companies don't export sensors). And who was responsible for underpaying contractors and subcontractors causing a whole range of issues? Boeing (run by White and Jewish management). And who gets blamed? Indians. >>481665580 # >>481666628 # >>481668616 #

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Anon on Batman's rule | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)03:15:37 No.203134081 >paralyses petty thief for fun >lets genocidal clown walk free no kill rule makes no sense 197 KB JPG

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Half a year's work for Heaven | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/18/24(Mon) 15:12:13 No. 195010923 $25,000 9 Acres 910 State Route 466 Melvin, KY 41650 Contact agent 1710790863904454.jpg 329 KB JPG America is littered with these types of properties with tons of land in a warm and comfortable climate. You can afford it for half a years work, fully paid off Literal heaven

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Anon has..... some issues | /r/Greentext

443 KB JPG >Be me >Massive retard >My buddy (and his wife) said they've been trying to have a kid since the last 2 years > Confused.jpg >Asked if they wanted some help They haven't spoken to me since

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Life is but a Joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 09/08/24(Sun)20:48:27 No.203347842 >ugly lonely man >rejected by everyone. Women feel disgust seeing you. Alone and unloved >go crazy and kill people >get jailed >meet a girl who thinks you're cool for being le joker. Says she loves you >be actually happy and don't feel the need to kill anymore. Willing to leave everything to be happy with her >confess your love to her >she is disgusted and says she only dated you because you were famous and le cool edgy joker >she abandons you because the real you sickens her >you die alone and unloved Arthurbros...

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: Anonymous 154 KB PNG >whatever 06/08/23(Thu)21:56:29 No.31355832 >boymoder >live with mom >she knows i'm trans but doesn't accept it >misgenders me and calls me her son >last week she walked in on me while i was changing and saw my boobs >today she just had a talk with me and said she'd accepted that i'm trans and her daughter did my boobs change her mind or is something else going on???

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The case for Spanish Women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | | 01/14/24(Sun)11:57:33 No. 192514977 Miguel Delibes El camine VGH.png 1.14 MB PNG At what age you realized Spanish women are the best? >beautiful >cultured >cheerful attitude >not entirely materialistic >can hold a conversation >passionate I know you chuds don't like them because they lean to a different political side than yours, but your loss

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I can hear every one in my head | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 No.667720930 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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Anon the Cat Consuming Cannibal Caribbean Crab Captain | /r/Greentext

silence, liberal imgflip.com Silence libtard.jpg 80 KB JPG >Videos/photos of Hatians eating dogs/cats >Videos/photos of Haitians eating People! >Hati is ruled by a Cannibalistic crime lord and his crew of cannibalistic pirates. >Libtards: "Lmao you're over reacting. Hatians dont eat cats!" Do they think Hatians comes here and see all the stray cats, but accept not to eat them beacuse they were told, "We dont eat cats here, silly billy! Have a burger instead."

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