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Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?

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Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING

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Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #

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Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.

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Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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