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Utt anger_m(...).png (405 KB, Vacationing in Europe vs USA Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)14:19:41 No.202117360 >>20211745 >Vacationing in Europe last year >Nobody smiles or seems happy >People look away when you make eye contact >Streets full of crossdressers and people dressed in weird clothing >No children at play, only dogs (child replacements) >Everybody lives in commieblock apartments >No recreational facilities besides some zoomers playing techno music in their shitbox apartments >Clerks and customer service act rude and uninterested in me >People roll their eyes and correct me when I try to speak the language >Had to leave early because I lost my glasses and nobody helped me find them >Vacationing in America right now >Everyone is smiling and happy in the streets >People say 'hello' when you pass them on the street >Streets full of respectable looking people dressed nicely >Children at playgrounds everywhere you look >Everybody lives in suburban houses >Clubs, theaters, game parks, casinos, America has it all >Clerks and customer service are always cheerful and make conversations >People are patient and understanding of my accent >Black youths selling cheap snacks and water bottles in the street >Lost my wallet yesterday, nice old lady gave me $65 to catch the bus back to my hotel room and get something to eat >Police officer hand delivered it back to my hotel room 5 minutes ago I f------ kneel. This is the based country. Yuropoors, step your f------ game up you miserable f------.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: Ring-tailed-lemur-main.png (652 KB, 600x600) Retarded biologists got me shaved Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:40:36 No.4873503 I'm not racist or anything but this time at uni I said a black dude looked like a lemur because he was really needing some sleep. He didn't think anything of it but a girl overheard us and she raised her tone at me because I had compared him to a monkey. I thought she was retarded and said that lemurs were marsupials, not monkeys. She doubled down. People were very silent on our surroundings but I could tell most people agreed with me that lemurs were marsupials. I told her to google it and that I'd shave my beard if lemurs were monkeys. Lemurs are monkeys. Apparently carrying your baby in a skin pocket isn't enough to consider an animal a marsupial. Instead it's some embrionary b------- that I don't quite understand that characterizes marsupials. Who the f--- thought that was a good idea? Lemurs don't even look like monkeys. They just look like meerkats' ghosts. This is not a "hysterical sjw" story, no one got quite mad at me because out 100 people only 1 will know that lemurs are monkeys. But I did have to go back to looking 15yo and now I'll only be able to f--- p-------- cougars. It will take me 14 months to have a respectable beard because of my genes.

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Anon has no games | /r/Greentext

File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)14:53:14 No.688420208 ►>>688421264 >>68842135 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC IT'S SO HARD TO SEE (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

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Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?

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☐ Anonymous (ID: ZgZkL7RR) 09/10/24(Tue)21:51:44 No.481250321 File: 1716901802300682.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) WHAT THE F--- IS HE DOING

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: Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri) 07:52:52 No. 197940 CD0795A7-6846-4FDB-A2E6-DA2A6B4500E2.jpg 513 KB JPG >be me >practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu twice a week for 2 years >train with people who haven't been there as long as me for the 2 days I was there this week >They know the f------ technique better than me >Rub salt in the wound by trying to lecture me how to do the techniques properly instead of getting a more experienced gym member >Feel shame for my godawful Jiu-Jitsu : Anonymous Quit. Now. >>197943 # 05/17/24(Fri)07:56:59 No.197941

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☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:46:56 No.202121441 File: 1474415531781.jpg (90 KB, 680x469) DAILY BUGLE HERO NO MENACE? >>202120781 (OP). >I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I s--- you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man. Jesus f------ christ Rami

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Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)15:03:10 No.687743827 Travelling My streng Neuras Just leave it t ユーファ竜神様の巫女の『ユーファ』で魔道器屋の女改めて、この店と、経験豊富そうな兵驚いたな・・・ Basilio You've got a but I'm sure 1696253718873523.jpg 1.5 MB JPG >make game with a diverse cast of characters >don't make them all hideous >no one complains Is that all it takes?

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File: 1726018242845275.png (344 KB, 773x859) PBS NEWS SPECIAL Anonymous (ID: k/BbYk5t) 09/10/24(Tue)23:08:08 No.481267194 >THE MAN ON THE TV SAID THEY WERE EATING THE DOGS h--------. who would vote for this deranged lunatic? Anonymous (ID: WgW+w4L+ No.481267672 ► 09/10/24(Tue)23:11:18 File: CLEAN IT UP JANNIE.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720) >>481267194 (OP) >EATING DOGS >WORKING CLASS DOGS >SAD! LIVE NEWS 2024 PRES people th

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Anonymous (ID: ZbзhUq01) what if osama targeted the IRS(...) 09/06/24(Fri)19:13:38 No.480805663 >alt timeline >osama for some reason believes attacking IRS offices would be more efficient against the US 667 KB JPG >during 9/11 instead of attacking the twin towers al qaeda attacks and destroys IRS offices across the country >at least 40% of IRS property is either damaged or destroyed how would Americans react to this 9/11? Anonymous (ID: U0DM+S9U) 09/06/24(Fri)19:14:55 No.480805750 Osama did literally nothing wrong.

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K Ps5Pro moment Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)19:29:01 No.688434102 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A PS5 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A 4K TV AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING PLAYSTATION PLUS AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING ASTROS PLAYROOM AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Well where are all the games?" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHAT IS THERE TO PLAY?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHERE ARE THOSE CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES?" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the rest of the gen" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the end of backwards compatibility" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS GAMES PORTING AND EXCLUSIVES REMOVING THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM AT THE END OF THE GENNERATION REMOVE THE EXCLUSIVES FROM THE LAST GENNERATION LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN UNDER ALL THE PORTS THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "What is that pro console?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why is the disk drive sold separately?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why wouldnt I just spend that on a PC?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BOUGHT?"

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Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:46:05 No.123556837 >actively court a "queer" (aka mentally ill) audience >act surprised when fans act mentally ill Give it 6 months, she'll be as vanilla as Taylor Swift. 103 KB JPG Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:49:47 No.123556878 yeah, this racket is so obvious and so transparent. betcha can't recall the name in 3 years Anonymous >>123556878 Sophie Turner I think 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:46 No.123556893

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File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)16:53:14 No.688420208 >>688421264 >>688421354 >>688421586 >>688421625 >>688421751 >>688421776 >>688422014 >>688422127 >>688422745 >>688423132 >>688423285 >>688423350 >>688423917 >>688423971 >>688424029 >>688424051 >>688424424 >>688424778 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 >>688432663 >>688438512 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT'S SO HARD TO SEE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

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