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File: Ring-tailed-lemur-main.png (652 KB, 600x600) Retarded biologists got me shaved Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:40:36 No.4873503 I'm not racist or anything but this time at uni I said a black dude looked like a lemur because he was really needing some sleep. He didn't think anything of it but a girl overheard us and she raised her tone at me because I had compared him to a monkey. I thought she was retarded and said that lemurs were marsupials, not monkeys. She doubled down. People were very silent on our surroundings but I could tell most people agreed with me that lemurs were marsupials. I told her to google it and that I'd shave my beard if lemurs were monkeys. Lemurs are monkeys. Apparently carrying your baby in a skin pocket isn't enough to consider an animal a marsupial. Instead it's some embrionary b------- that I don't quite understand that characterizes marsupials. Who the f--- thought that was a good idea? Lemurs don't even look like monkeys. They just look like meerkats' ghosts. This is not a "hysterical sjw" story, no one got quite mad at me because out 100 people only 1 will know that lemurs are monkeys. But I did have to go back to looking 15yo and now I'll only be able to f--- p-------- cougars. It will take me 14 months to have a respectable beard because of my genes.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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