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☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:46:56 No.202121441 File: 1474415531781.jpg (90 KB, 680x469) DAILY BUGLE HERO NO MENACE? >>202120781 (OP). >I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I s--- you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man. Jesus f------ christ Rami

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)15:03:10 No.687743827 Travelling My streng Neuras Just leave it t ユーファ竜神様の巫女の『ユーファ』で魔道器屋の女改めて、この店と、経験豊富そうな兵驚いたな・・・ Basilio You've got a but I'm sure 1696253718873523.jpg 1.5 MB JPG >make game with a diverse cast of characters >don't make them all hideous >no one complains Is that all it takes?

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File: 1726018242845275.png (344 KB, 773x859) PBS NEWS SPECIAL Anonymous (ID: k/BbYk5t) 09/10/24(Tue)23:08:08 No.481267194 >THE MAN ON THE TV SAID THEY WERE EATING THE DOGS h--------. who would vote for this deranged lunatic? Anonymous (ID: WgW+w4L+ No.481267672 ► 09/10/24(Tue)23:11:18 File: CLEAN IT UP JANNIE.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720) >>481267194 (OP) >EATING DOGS >WORKING CLASS DOGS >SAD! LIVE NEWS 2024 PRES people th

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Anon ponders on a alternative American reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZbзhUq01) what if osama targeted the IRS(...) 09/06/24(Fri)19:13:38 No.480805663 >alt timeline >osama for some reason believes attacking IRS offices would be more efficient against the US 667 KB JPG >during 9/11 instead of attacking the twin towers al qaeda attacks and destroys IRS offices across the country >at least 40% of IRS property is either damaged or destroyed how would Americans react to this 9/11? Anonymous (ID: U0DM+S9U) 09/06/24(Fri)19:14:55 No.480805750 Osama did literally nothing wrong.

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Once in a console Generation | /r/Greentext

K Ps5Pro moment Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)19:29:01 No.688434102 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A PS5 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A 4K TV AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING PLAYSTATION PLUS AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING ASTROS PLAYROOM AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Well where are all the games?" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHAT IS THERE TO PLAY?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHERE ARE THOSE CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES?" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the rest of the gen" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the end of backwards compatibility" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS GAMES PORTING AND EXCLUSIVES REMOVING THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM AT THE END OF THE GENNERATION REMOVE THE EXCLUSIVES FROM THE LAST GENNERATION LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN UNDER ALL THE PORTS THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "What is that pro console?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why is the disk drive sold separately?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why wouldnt I just spend that on a PC?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BOUGHT?"

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What Anon thinks of Chappell Roan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:46:05 No.123556837 >actively court a "queer" (aka mentally ill) audience >act surprised when fans act mentally ill Give it 6 months, she'll be as vanilla as Taylor Swift. 103 KB JPG Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:49:47 No.123556878 yeah, this racket is so obvious and so transparent. betcha can't recall the name in 3 years Anonymous >>123556878 Sophie Turner I think 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:46 No.123556893

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(Sony Lost) In The End | /r/Greentext

File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)16:53:14 No.688420208 >>688421264 >>688421354 >>688421586 >>688421625 >>688421751 >>688421776 >>688422014 >>688422127 >>688422745 >>688423132 >>688423285 >>688423350 >>688423917 >>688423971 >>688424029 >>688424051 >>688424424 >>688424778 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 >>688432663 >>688438512 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT'S SO HARD TO SEE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

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Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)22:54:50 No.35001254 >>35001322 File: 1484692746857.jpg (65 KB, 601x601) > haiku due next week >havent even started it >still browsing 4chan Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)22:59:04 No.35001322 File: 1339576734600.jpg (90 KB, 452x477) >>35001254 I am now enlightened

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Money Well Spent | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: uQQ/Qx5b) ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/10/24(Tue)17:37:29 No.481218802 86 KB PNG >$916bn military budget >Spends $1200 per cup of coffee Anonymous (ID: QSv8fL8S) | 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:00 No.481219937 >spends 50000$ for one specific HMMWV screw

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Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)12:11:50 No.270709791 >Kills the strongest sorcerer in the world >Gets defeated by a 15 year old with three months of experience >shonentards call this good writing 486 KB PNG

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)17:02:24 No.46707592 21 KB JPG >be me >21 year old autistic neet >make tendies for lunch everyday >somehow talk my way into a job cooking at a restaurant >Chef assigns me to prep protein >Everyday I have the same list of tasks >Don't have to talk to anyone >First task >"Make 20lbs of tendies" >"Yes Chef" Prep cook is the perfect job for autists

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