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: Anonymous 03/17/23(Fri)15:08:15 No.34333105 12 KB GIF >try to nofap >2 days in >at night start hearing rustling noises in my furniture >3 days in >start imagining terrifying images and faces ive never seen before >rustling noises moved into my bed, can feel bed move a little when noises happen >4 days in >j------- >noises stop >scary faces in my brain stop is my brain forcing me to masturbate or am i being haunted by sex goblins 11 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous (ID: NG/qJDUa It's over 72 KB JPG 09/04/24(Wed)01:06:19 No.480563943 >Be me, poorfag >Living paycheck to paycheck struggling with multiple bills >Hear about the Chase bank glitch from TikTok >Decide "f--- it" and try it out >Write myself a check for $38,000 >Insert the check into the ATM >Money actually goes through holy f--- >Immediately start spending it >Pay my rent and car note, spend the rest on games and PCs and food >Think I got away with it >Woke up late at night hungover on Hennessey >Check my account >Everything is gone, in the negative for all the money I took >Money I deposited legitimately is gone too >How the f--- is that legal >Left with absolutely nothing, can't even feed myself or get paid anymore >Bank won't let me close my account, they're sending threatening emails >Have no choice but to declare bankruptcy >tfw may be arrested tomorrow It's over. F------ over. If they try and arrest me I'm going on the run and fleeing to Canada. I need a new identity at this point.

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>>62429824 +62431165 >>62433006 File: howtheinvasiontables.jpg (324 KB, 1080x717) >>62429483 >Day 922 of American Special Operation to denazify the Quebecois Canucks seeking to kill the ethnic Vermonters >501st Airborne surrounded and killed by CAF reservists after dropping unsupported onto Kanata, Ontario >Maple Leafs fanclub becomes a militia and holds St. Catherines for months >US loses 20 000 troops in a 6 month battle for Leamington, Ontario >the entire male pro-american population in the 51st and 52nd states of Alberta and Saskatchewan is extinct after being sent into battle with Springfield rifles and steel M1 helmets - US government sends Mexicans and blacks to repopulate them >US retreats from Winnipeg after officially annexing Manitoba, demands Manitoba in peace deal despite only holding a patch of blown-out prairie somewhere south of Brandon >d-day landing at Halifax cancelled due to threat of naval drones launched from Yarmouth >michigan and upstate new york regularly bombed by US assets >you forgot the part where Travis Haley marched his private army from Detroit to DC city limits only to turn around because of a terse phonecall from the prime minister of Japan. >american rebels based in New Brunswick conduct regular raids into Maine >pro-american discord groups seethe endlessly over Adrien Arcand, for some f------ reason >canadian anglophones, even as far as British Columbia, start speaking French instead of English >JTF2 actively hunts US servicemen in Germany >The leaf army advances 15 miles into US territory towards Augusta, capturing several small towns and taking dozens of National Guard troops prisoner.

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Anonymous 242 KB GIF 09/02/24(Tue)21:03:17 No.68493582 It's over bros. >Be me >49 at the time >Work at high school >NEET Janitor >See qt 3.14 girl while cleaning out shitstained toilet from one of the failed abortions at the school >IDEA.JFIF >Decide to "reveal myself" to her next time I happen to be cleaning the s-------. >Day of the reveal.mp4 >Show her my imitation pogo stick >She immediately screams bloody murder and runs in the hallways screaming for the principal. I lost my f------ job over this bros. What the f--- did I do wrong? All of you NEETS said I needed to assert my masculine dominance? What's more masculine than my literal penis? Even worse this bitch is getting a lawyer and suing. F------/b/tards. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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09/03/24(Tue)10:00:07 No.270631001 Anonymous Female self-insert Male self-insert anime self-inserts.png 880 KB PNG Why do men not want to self-insert as attractive, high-value males?

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File: MV5BOGU1ODAwZTItYzg2Ny00N(...).jpg (1.12 MB, 1944x2880) SPIRA 1100 ☐ Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)19:52:06 No.203189412 ► >Be me >Find some guy who's entire channel is Saw videos >Click on his review of Spiral >Says the film's anti- cop message is "Needed and relevant IMAX after the death of George Floyd" but "Doesn't go hard enough against the police force". Every victim is a cop. The bad guy is a cop. Pretty much the only good cop in the movie is Chris Rock's character who gets framed for the killings in the end. What would the movie have to do to be anti-cop enough for this dumbass?

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Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)18:40:37 No.78696183 wifi 134 KB PNG >Takes forever to load >Server error message shows even when its working fine >Error message often times when writing a comment >Posts are removed by moderators with no explanation >Entire website is down 3 times a day >Cant upload large images unless connected to >Just overall incredibly buggy How in gods name do they expect me to "Dive into anything"? Anonymous [removed by moderator] 09/03/24(Tue)18:42:32 No.78696208

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: Anonymous Excentra 09/03/24(Tue)14:40:57 No.923878918 Tub THE ONLY BIT YOU'LL EVER W DEEP There Are No More Bands fantano 1.8K Comments 0:46 >rock music is le dead!! fantano.jpg 1.89 MB JPG CC Episode Anonymous >>923878918 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:29 No.923878942 when I'm going band for band with bro and I've already pulled out two dollars

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Anonymous 252 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143225 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:07 No.37143225 >trans girl >best friend is gay >he said he thinks im hot >ask him if he's bi >he said nope >tfw thanks... 09/03/24(Tue)14:45:23 No.37143267 so... you pass right? Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)14:48:43 No.37143295 >>37143225 (OP) # hot in a "i think you look hot objectively for a woman" or " id like tk f--- you" way? >>37143346 # ⠀ Anonymous >>37143295 # 09/03/24(Tue)14:52:52 No.37143346 It's a gay guy, he only knows the latter one Anonymous >>37143225 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:54:53 No.37143371 Gay men are icky and gross, normalize homophobia only against men >>37143571 # >>37143885 # Anonymous >>37143371 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:12:55 No.37143571 That includes you tranner

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Anonymous (ID: x7p5jttq) == 09/03/24(Tue)14:48:30 No.21144410 depositphotos >men peak in their 30s >i still have time 198 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: ifQEI2Y+ >>21144410 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:56:37 No.21144571 >40s-50s are a man's peak years or something Anonymous (ID: fjbIM+13) 09/03/24(Tue)14:58:06 No.21144578 she doesnt look like that doe she's bald !!1YAY5wWCE7S (ID: +Q8XaoD+ 09/03/24(Tue)14:58:59 No.21144587 I mean there's never really a bad time to improve yourself giving up because you're not in your prime is pathetic loser mentality >>21144700 # >>21144776 # Anonymous (ID: x7p5jttq) == 09/03/24(Tue)15:21:31 No.21144700 >>21144587 # >there's never a bad time to cope

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Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)15:07:12 No.37143513 >trans gf is having an autistic meltdown and sharting all over the apartment walls again 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143513 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)15:10:20 No.37143551 give her her f------ legos Anonymous 15 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)15:14:17 No.37143587 >>37143513 (OP) # >collect enough pretty princess points from my bf for my good behaviour >demand he buy me the the lego boutique hotel set >he says we'll go out and buy it at the weekend >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >scream at the top of my lungs >start s------- and pissing everywhere >throw the piss covered s--- at my bf >afterwards he takes me to the lego store >>37143612 # >>37143620 # Anonymous >>37143587 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:16:24 No.37143612 this is the true meaning of girlbossing

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Stupid story time ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/03/24(Tue)16:20:34 No.78694978 235 KB JPG So, Found my temporary image folder lol. >Be me in school >In English literature class >Studying A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. >It was also Christmas so the teacher wanted to play a the movie for us. >Nobody wanted to watch the muppets version, but nobody had the 2009 version on dvd >Except for me (I really didn't tee hee) >I told them that I will bring a copy on a media disc tomorrow >FFW to home >On my PC, I have Vegas pro (for ytps) and IMGburn for pirating Xbox games Obviously, I wasn't going to make a whole YTP of the movie so I figured ill add some hidden edits throughout the first 45 minutes in hopes that it would mindfuck someone who did notice them. >Enter Picrel (01/12/2019), where I super imposed putins face of the ghost of christmas past for two seconds. I distinctly remember nobody in class noticing it. So here you go.

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