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: Anonymous Excentra 09/03/24(Tue)14:40:57 No.923878918 Tub THE ONLY BIT YOU'LL EVER W DEEP There Are No More Bands fantano 1.8K Comments 0:46 >rock music is le dead!! fantano.jpg 1.89 MB JPG CC Episode Anonymous >>923878918 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:29 No.923878942 when I'm going band for band with bro and I've already pulled out two dollars

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 252 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143225 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:07 No.37143225 >trans girl >best friend is gay >he said he thinks im hot >ask him if he's bi >he said nope >tfw thanks... 09/03/24(Tue)14:45:23 No.37143267 so... you pass right? Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)14:48:43 No.37143295 >>37143225 (OP) # hot in a "i think you look hot objectively for a woman" or " id like tk f--- you" way? >>37143346 # ⠀ Anonymous >>37143295 # 09/03/24(Tue)14:52:52 No.37143346 It's a gay guy, he only knows the latter one Anonymous >>37143225 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:54:53 No.37143371 Gay men are icky and gross, normalize homophobia only against men >>37143571 # >>37143885 # Anonymous >>37143371 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:12:55 No.37143571 That includes you tranner

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Anonymous (ID: x7p5jttq) == 09/03/24(Tue)14:48:30 No.21144410 depositphotos >men peak in their 30s >i still have time 198 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: ifQEI2Y+ >>21144410 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:56:37 No.21144571 >40s-50s are a man's peak years or something Anonymous (ID: fjbIM+13) 09/03/24(Tue)14:58:06 No.21144578 she doesnt look like that doe she's bald !!1YAY5wWCE7S (ID: +Q8XaoD+ 09/03/24(Tue)14:58:59 No.21144587 I mean there's never really a bad time to improve yourself giving up because you're not in your prime is pathetic loser mentality >>21144700 # >>21144776 # Anonymous (ID: x7p5jttq) == 09/03/24(Tue)15:21:31 No.21144700 >>21144587 # >there's never a bad time to cope

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Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)15:07:12 No.37143513 >trans gf is having an autistic meltdown and sharting all over the apartment walls again 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143513 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)15:10:20 No.37143551 give her her f------ legos Anonymous 15 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)15:14:17 No.37143587 >>37143513 (OP) # >collect enough pretty princess points from my bf for my good behaviour >demand he buy me the the lego boutique hotel set >he says we'll go out and buy it at the weekend >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >scream at the top of my lungs >start s------- and pissing everywhere >throw the piss covered s--- at my bf >afterwards he takes me to the lego store >>37143612 # >>37143620 # Anonymous >>37143587 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:16:24 No.37143612 this is the true meaning of girlbossing

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Stupid story time ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/03/24(Tue)16:20:34 No.78694978 235 KB JPG So, Found my temporary image folder lol. >Be me in school >In English literature class >Studying A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. >It was also Christmas so the teacher wanted to play a the movie for us. >Nobody wanted to watch the muppets version, but nobody had the 2009 version on dvd >Except for me (I really didn't tee hee) >I told them that I will bring a copy on a media disc tomorrow >FFW to home >On my PC, I have Vegas pro (for ytps) and IMGburn for pirating Xbox games Obviously, I wasn't going to make a whole YTP of the movie so I figured ill add some hidden edits throughout the first 45 minutes in hopes that it would mindfuck someone who did notice them. >Enter Picrel (01/12/2019), where I super imposed putins face of the ghost of christmas past for two seconds. I distinctly remember nobody in class noticing it. So here you go.

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Anonymous (ID: JRAVDBDV Durov arrest 08/27/24(Tue)10:41:26 No.479722417 Screenshot_358.jpg 257 KB JPG >create russian facebook and become a millionaire >sell it and leave Russia because authorities demand cooperation on criminal cases >become "citizen of the world" living in Dubai and having several citizenships including french >create Telegram - one of the most unique and neutral- "safe" way of communicating on the web >get arrested on b------- accusations because he didn't want to bend to glowies >no amount of support or money can save him now What does this story teach us?

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: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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Anonymous 111 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)12:13:52 No.687647083 >at work during lunch event >try to make small talk >mention I play vidya >they ask what kind >some gril mentions she plays mario sometimes >casually mention for some reason that I have 1,400 hours in HO14 >said this as conversation happened to die down across the room >everyone heard >get asked what hoi4 is >explain it's a ww2 simulator but that it has mods like what if the nazis won ww2, etc. >get asked if I support nazism >say no and try to bring the conversation back to hoi4 >get asked why I play so much >one guy says he'd rather put that time into having sex >they're clearly making fun of me at this point >get up and leave the situation >older employee who's been mentoring me talks me a few hours later and suggests I not talk about my Hitler simulators at work been feeling like picrel all day. f--- this gay world. anyway, hoi4 thread I guess 17 Replies Anonymous >>687650738 # Do you have autism View Thread 09/03/24(Tue)12:45:23 No.687651057

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Anonymous 328 KB PNG 09/02/24(Mon)04:19:57 No.75029708 >LIFT FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR WOMEN. You will be happier in the long run >lifting slows aging and increases your quality of life at the same time >Having sex with someone who you actually love is better than meaningless hookups >Don't be a brainlet. READ >In a new city and don't know how to make friends? Join a coed sport's league >INVEST. Don't just let your money sit and collect dust in your checkings account. It loses value constantly due to inflation >Don't s--- where you eat >Use a condom dumbass >If you're not open about what you like, you'll never get what you need >stop drinking soda and drink water instead >stay the f--- away from horse girls >bro splits are retarded if you're natty. Stick to U/L, PPL, or Full body >STAY AWAY FROM OUIJA BOARDS >wanna look like a f-----? Wear lifting gloves >minimize alcohol consumption, especially beer >wear lotion and sunscreen so you can eventually be that boomer that still looks like a zoomer >leave you comfort zone and put yourself out there >RDLS>Deadlifts >you can't control your height. Stop acting like an incel and learn to live with it >if you're cutting, keep yourself busy or you'll hate life unless you have strong willpower >you're probably not as ugly as you think you are >when an actual boomer says they can't hear you, speak deeper not loader >Put a sticker with a fake pin number on your debit card. Make the numbers hard to read. If you lose it and someone tries to use it (3 times), the terminal will lock your account and eat the card. >When showing people pictures on your phone, zoom in a little bit so they can't easily swipe to other pictures. >If you are alone for thanksgiving or another holiday, consider spending the day volunteering. >If you make a sex tape on your phone, cover the lens for the first five SECONDS. That way, if you show friends or family anything from your gallery, it will just show as black. >Looking for apartments in a new city? Make sure to reverse image search any images to avoid scams. >>75029813 # >>75030476 # >>75030490 # >>75031020 # >>75031143 # >>75031385 # >>75032413 # >>75032471 # >>75033443 # >>75034896 # >>75038877 #

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