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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: MV5BOGU1ODAwZTItYzg2Ny00N(...).jpg (1.12 MB, 1944x2880) SPIRA 1100 ☐ Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)19:52:06 No.203189412 ► >Be me >Find some guy who's entire channel is Saw videos >Click on his review of Spiral >Says the film's anti- cop message is "Needed and relevant IMAX after the death of George Floyd" but "Doesn't go hard enough against the police force". Every victim is a cop. The bad guy is a cop. Pretty much the only good cop in the movie is Chris Rock's character who gets framed for the killings in the end. What would the movie have to do to be anti-cop enough for this dumbass?

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Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)18:40:37 No.78696183 wifi 134 KB PNG >Takes forever to load >Server error message shows even when its working fine >Error message often times when writing a comment >Posts are removed by moderators with no explanation >Entire website is down 3 times a day >Cant upload large images unless connected to >Just overall incredibly buggy How in gods name do they expect me to "Dive into anything"? Anonymous [removed by moderator] 09/03/24(Tue)18:42:32 No.78696208

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: Anonymous Excentra 09/03/24(Tue)14:40:57 No.923878918 Tub THE ONLY BIT YOU'LL EVER W DEEP There Are No More Bands fantano 1.8K Comments 0:46 >rock music is le dead!! fantano.jpg 1.89 MB JPG CC Episode Anonymous >>923878918 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:29 No.923878942 when I'm going band for band with bro and I've already pulled out two dollars

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Anonymous 252 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143225 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:41:07 No.37143225 >trans girl >best friend is gay >he said he thinks im hot >ask him if he's bi >he said nope >tfw thanks... 09/03/24(Tue)14:45:23 No.37143267 so... you pass right? Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)14:48:43 No.37143295 >>37143225 (OP) # hot in a "i think you look hot objectively for a woman" or " id like tk f--- you" way? >>37143346 # ⠀ Anonymous >>37143295 # 09/03/24(Tue)14:52:52 No.37143346 It's a gay guy, he only knows the latter one Anonymous >>37143225 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:54:53 No.37143371 Gay men are icky and gross, normalize homophobia only against men >>37143571 # >>37143885 # Anonymous >>37143371 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:12:55 No.37143571 That includes you tranner

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Anonymous (ID: x7p5jttq) == 09/03/24(Tue)14:48:30 No.21144410 depositphotos >men peak in their 30s >i still have time 198 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: ifQEI2Y+ >>21144410 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)14:56:37 No.21144571 >40s-50s are a man's peak years or something Anonymous (ID: fjbIM+13) 09/03/24(Tue)14:58:06 No.21144578 she doesnt look like that doe she's bald !!1YAY5wWCE7S (ID: +Q8XaoD+ 09/03/24(Tue)14:58:59 No.21144587 I mean there's never really a bad time to improve yourself giving up because you're not in your prime is pathetic loser mentality >>21144700 # >>21144776 # Anonymous (ID: x7p5jttq) == 09/03/24(Tue)15:21:31 No.21144700 >>21144587 # >there's never a bad time to cope

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Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)15:07:12 No.37143513 >trans gf is having an autistic meltdown and sharting all over the apartment walls again 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143513 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)15:10:20 No.37143551 give her her f------ legos Anonymous 15 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)15:14:17 No.37143587 >>37143513 (OP) # >collect enough pretty princess points from my bf for my good behaviour >demand he buy me the the lego boutique hotel set >he says we'll go out and buy it at the weekend >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >scream at the top of my lungs >start s------- and pissing everywhere >throw the piss covered s--- at my bf >afterwards he takes me to the lego store >>37143612 # >>37143620 # Anonymous >>37143587 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:16:24 No.37143612 this is the true meaning of girlbossing

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Stupid story time ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/03/24(Tue)16:20:34 No.78694978 235 KB JPG So, Found my temporary image folder lol. >Be me in school >In English literature class >Studying A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. >It was also Christmas so the teacher wanted to play a the movie for us. >Nobody wanted to watch the muppets version, but nobody had the 2009 version on dvd >Except for me (I really didn't tee hee) >I told them that I will bring a copy on a media disc tomorrow >FFW to home >On my PC, I have Vegas pro (for ytps) and IMGburn for pirating Xbox games Obviously, I wasn't going to make a whole YTP of the movie so I figured ill add some hidden edits throughout the first 45 minutes in hopes that it would mindfuck someone who did notice them. >Enter Picrel (01/12/2019), where I super imposed putins face of the ghost of christmas past for two seconds. I distinctly remember nobody in class noticing it. So here you go.

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Anonymous (ID: JRAVDBDV Durov arrest 08/27/24(Tue)10:41:26 No.479722417 Screenshot_358.jpg 257 KB JPG >create russian facebook and become a millionaire >sell it and leave Russia because authorities demand cooperation on criminal cases >become "citizen of the world" living in Dubai and having several citizenships including french >create Telegram - one of the most unique and neutral- "safe" way of communicating on the web >get arrested on b------- accusations because he didn't want to bend to glowies >no amount of support or money can save him now What does this story teach us?

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: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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Anonymous 111 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)12:13:52 No.687647083 >at work during lunch event >try to make small talk >mention I play vidya >they ask what kind >some gril mentions she plays mario sometimes >casually mention for some reason that I have 1,400 hours in HO14 >said this as conversation happened to die down across the room >everyone heard >get asked what hoi4 is >explain it's a ww2 simulator but that it has mods like what if the nazis won ww2, etc. >get asked if I support nazism >say no and try to bring the conversation back to hoi4 >get asked why I play so much >one guy says he'd rather put that time into having sex >they're clearly making fun of me at this point >get up and leave the situation >older employee who's been mentoring me talks me a few hours later and suggests I not talk about my Hitler simulators at work been feeling like picrel all day. f--- this gay world. anyway, hoi4 thread I guess 17 Replies Anonymous >>687650738 # Do you have autism View Thread 09/03/24(Tue)12:45:23 No.687651057

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Anonymous 328 KB PNG 09/02/24(Mon)04:19:57 No.75029708 >LIFT FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR WOMEN. You will be happier in the long run >lifting slows aging and increases your quality of life at the same time >Having sex with someone who you actually love is better than meaningless hookups >Don't be a brainlet. READ >In a new city and don't know how to make friends? Join a coed sport's league >INVEST. Don't just let your money sit and collect dust in your checkings account. It loses value constantly due to inflation >Don't s--- where you eat >Use a condom dumbass >If you're not open about what you like, you'll never get what you need >stop drinking soda and drink water instead >stay the f--- away from horse girls >bro splits are retarded if you're natty. Stick to U/L, PPL, or Full body >STAY AWAY FROM OUIJA BOARDS >wanna look like a f-----? Wear lifting gloves >minimize alcohol consumption, especially beer >wear lotion and sunscreen so you can eventually be that boomer that still looks like a zoomer >leave you comfort zone and put yourself out there >RDLS>Deadlifts >you can't control your height. Stop acting like an incel and learn to live with it >if you're cutting, keep yourself busy or you'll hate life unless you have strong willpower >you're probably not as ugly as you think you are >when an actual boomer says they can't hear you, speak deeper not loader >Put a sticker with a fake pin number on your debit card. Make the numbers hard to read. If you lose it and someone tries to use it (3 times), the terminal will lock your account and eat the card. >When showing people pictures on your phone, zoom in a little bit so they can't easily swipe to other pictures. >If you are alone for thanksgiving or another holiday, consider spending the day volunteering. >If you make a sex tape on your phone, cover the lens for the first five SECONDS. That way, if you show friends or family anything from your gallery, it will just show as black. >Looking for apartments in a new city? Make sure to reverse image search any images to avoid scams. >>75029813 # >>75030476 # >>75030490 # >>75031020 # >>75031143 # >>75031385 # >>75032413 # >>75032471 # >>75033443 # >>75034896 # >>75038877 #

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