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File: images (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)11:01:43 No.922916766 >Be me >Visit my Grandparents in Florida in the late 90s >Grandpa is giddy as hell >Asks me if I know what a Model A was >Takes me out to the shed and there was an old AF car >Tells me it was like the first car he ever owned >Tells me stories about the shenanigans he and his friends got up to in the car. >He just bought it and wanted to restore it >Help him out while I was there, getting an interest in cars. >It took him 10 years to restore it completely because he was doing it on his own. >He drives it around, takes it to Car shows >Grandma HATES the car >Grandma's health takes a s--- due to being a c--- >They have to move up to Michigan to be closer to family >Tells him to sell the car >He tells her to eat s---, the car was coming. >He plans to trailer it, or drive it up himself >With the help of my uncle, she sells the car for $2000 >Grandpa is not even mad, he's depressed as hell >Never see him happy again >He dies a few years after her >turns out he wanted me to have the car because I was the only one who helped him >MFW my uncle posts boomer s--- about because his kids doesn't want to keep his stuff as heirlooms

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous dress for the job you want 32 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)17:52:05 No.78493603 >1st day of class in college >professor makes us do one of those forced icebreaker things >girl sitting in front of me turns back and we talk for a bit >seem to be hitting it off nicely >she says we should meet up later >i agree >shes asks for my snapchat >i dont use it >she asks for my instagram >tell her i dont use any social media and offer her my phone number >her nose scrunches up, and without a single word she turns back around and immediately begins talking to someone else >aggressively ignored me from that point forward College was so blackpilling ⠀ Anonymous >>78493603 (OP) # 08/14/24(Wed)17:55:02 No.78493624 Man, I hate social media. Lacking it apparently also gives corpos the ick. What happened to not connecting any information to yourself online?

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leell >Be Boeing BED DEI hires build a ship.jpg 205 KB JPG >Hire DEI poojeet wagies >Planes they build are literally falling out of the sky >Who cares, have them work on space ships Imao. >Astronauts now stuck in space. >We lost contact with them and there isnt a clear way to get them back home. Are we getting another Titan submarine scenario?

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Love story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kзeazSnQ) 70 KB JPG 09/26/20(Sat)20:43:43 No.279414971 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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Anon writes a comic about Quirk Chungus | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20240814_182554.jpg (163 KB, 910x740) QUIRK CHUNGUS -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG_ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- WAG VARS ☐ Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)22:40:28 No. 144957212 >>144965033 >>144965054 MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and will; this has, in turn, become his entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Write a plot for cartoon about Them >>144957228 >>144957254 >>144957292 >>144957359 >>144957404>>144957518 >>144957560 Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:09:30 No. 144965033 >>144965049 >>144965124 File: dgen5ya-629d7fe6-87ff-43c(...).png (324 KB, 1000x1000) >>144957212 (OP) I'd tell a classic tale where one partner is a serial killer and desperately hides it from the other Only my twist would be they are both doing it Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:11:54 No. 144965049 >>144965110 >>144965124 >>144965033 >Man Child is a Dexter/Hannibal Lecter style killer. Super emotionless, overly planned, feels numb and trying to shake a feeling loose >Quirk Chungus is more impulsive. A waitress will accidentally spill coffee on her and she'll pretend it's fine - "Ummm I can haz dry cleaning?? Haha it's okay!" - only to show up at the end of her shift with a hatchet Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:21:21 No. 144965110 File: GRBQR-XWUAAdTm4.jpg (168 KB, 942x942) >>144965049 >>144965124 >She's bought a new shirt from etsy, it arrived today in a neat little plastic bag. This one is a cross between Baby Yoda and Baby Groot. Across the breast the phrase "I am Grogu!" is plastered in a gouache font. I ask her how that is funny. She tells me it isn't, that's why it is funny. I smile as if I understand but its white noise to me. The way these people live... I can't fathom it. Maybe Mr. MacGregor down in my work shed could help, once I remove his gag that is. >F---. F--- fuckity f--- f---. Whenever Buffy gets sprayed with blood she's always clean the next scene! Why can't I get the stains out? Whedon you lied to me!! Awh, poor wittle Grogu, all covered with some nasty slut's blood. It's not like I can stop wearing it, my huggy bear will notice after he pointed out how le epic it was. Just breath, remember you tips from Headspace, gotta Keep calm and carry on. Besides it's not my fault, what was I meant to do? She said she uses reddit but doesnt know what time the bacon narwhals? Fakes ass poser skank. Guess I'll have to cash my disability cheque and get another. >> Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:24:02 No.144965124 >>144965033 >>144965049 >>144965110 I'd actually read this

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Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)13:54:13 No.650918878 1694783101577944.png 81 KB PNG >drop game because it's s--- >"anon, how can you tell the game is bad if you haven't finished it?" >finish game and call it s--- >"if it's s---, why did you finish it?" What's the proper response to this?

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RYAN GOSLING THE EMILY BLUNT FAH ONLY IN THEATERS MAY Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)01:08:38 No.202494892 >>202495596 >>202496672 >>202498130 >>202498270 >>202498294 >>202499760 >>202499783 (You) My wife sucks and doesn't like my drinking. Today she took me to see Fall Guy. Big mistake. First off I call my wife toilet brains because she can eats up practically any info you give her, like a good toilet. She's extremely intelligent and it's been nearly impossible to hide the gay stuff I do behind her back, so when you see me call her that don't take it the wrong way. For three full hours I watched Ryan Gosling do the sickest f------ stunts imaginable and violently rip apart Emily Blunt's dead body in car crash after car crash I'm pretty sure. I was drunk. But it got me thinking... What if my wife and kids died doing stunts for a movie and I got all the money just like Ryan Gosling in Fall Guy? So when that horse s--- finally f------ ended I beaned her temples with my palms like they were bongo drums and said "hey toilet brains shut the f--- up, you don't talk when I drink, I'm gonna make you famous ya worthless idiot" My wife and kids died doing what they love, riding in the car with me while I do drunk driving donuts. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt so when the car started rolling my wife flew out the window and tumbled through the sky head over heels like a beautiful angel or a throwing knife in CoD, rip my wonderful wife and kids I hope I win big in Vegas with your insurance money so you didn't die completely in vain and forgotten.

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: Anonymous 09/19/23(Tue)21:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?

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Anonymous Human technological and Societ(...) 431 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)15:12:01 No.16960962 >modern humans first developed around 300,000 years ago >humans are estimated to have reached every continent except Antarctica 60,000 years ago >It took us 240,000 years to walk everywhere we could go without boats >after nearly a quarter-million years of discovering what our planet has, and finally reaching every corner of it, it will still take us another 48,000 years to learn that seeds make plants ??? >ffw another 7,000 f------ years and we've finally collectively made like 4 civilizations, and in another several millennia a couple more will pop up >ffw 5,000 more years (the 20th century) and we've gone from horse wagons to 7,000 MPH jets within a human lifetime taking this at face value, why has humanity developed exponentially? Is it literally just us deciding to spend more time making new stuff? IMO there had to be some sort of massive civilizations that are lost to time, there's no way we spend so long doing so little. Its unbelievable

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