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: Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)23:01:29 No.59634322 >go for a jog >first time doing it >guy passes by me on a car and yells "RUN FORREST RUN" I'm never doing cardio again. F--- you, /fit/ 38 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon likes Hannibal Buress | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)02:40:55 No.846285476 >be me >at grandma's funeral >see eldest brother >total f------ tool >truly don't like the guy >walk up to him to talk a bit >instant regret 150 KB JPG >his wife comes a few seconds later >see she is pregnant >need to lighten up the mood >"looks like somebody just had sex" >say it like Hannibal Buress for some reason >"ok anon" >they walk away 7 years have passed and I still cringe about it

anon bullies a classmate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)04:04:55 No.846266546 > Be 13 > Mother started beating and belittling me regularly since I was 11 > Be really depressed > Parents move me around every 117 KB JPG year because work > Emotional abuse gets worse > Stop trying to make friends > Kicked out of school because kids thought I was dangerous and I had no friends > Go to a s--- charter school > Am smart, put in a self-study math group > Group has maybe 5 people in it kind of like breakfast club > Pick on skinny white girl with red hair > Make fun of her SpongeBob t-shirt and say you look like you shop at Goodwill > Turns out she's a foster kid, and it was actually from Goodwill > Feelsbad, but double down because l'm self destructive > Everyone hates me, which was the goal >I get the space I wanted to feel safe to begin with > She's sobbing outside on her own >I go apologize > Explain I didn't really mean it, I just say things I tell myself from being abused and bullied > She understands and becomes my best friend > Gives me more kindness than any human ever has before > I turn into a broken mess that can't cope with passing on hatred anymore > School is garbage and shuts down and defunded > Girl hand stitches me a wallet out of denim with all the few resources she owns > Puts her photo in wallet with a hand written letter telling me to be strong and a better person > Says she will always be my friend no matter what > She relocates, I relocate > Never seen her again 100% true story. Now l'm 26 and always wondered what happened to her. Wish I could find her and catch up. I have a hard time feeling anything, but remembering her makes me cry sometimes. Still remember her name but couldn't find anything on my own.

Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou has perfected praise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)14:31:35 No.62131000 >Be me >15 >My friend group decides we are all gonna take turn giving each other compliments >My turn to compliment one of the girls 68 KB JPG >Can't think of anything to say >"Anon, its your turn" >Panic >Dumbidea.jpg >I say "You have a nice ass" >Everyone starts laughing >mfw she genuinely looks happy to have her ass complimented %3D >Mission succeeded I wish I still had that kind of confidence

anon is a total loser who still lives at home with his parents at 24 haha | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)21:22:29 No.59633379 >>59633101 (OP) >be 24 >have sister who is 16 >has her friend over who is 8/10 blonde literally named Stacy >sitting right beside me on the couch >"Anon is it true steroids shrink your d---?" 257 KB PNG >I don't roid so I have no idea >"you should let me check yours to make sure you're okay" >grabs my benis >immediately stand up and go upstairs to my room Why are teenage grills like this? Is she trying to get me on a sexual predator list?

Anon’s dreams are ruined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/20(Tue)11:09:07 No.56795094 >be 11 yo f-- >live in a pretty small town >one day come to local tennis club with my dad >start to play in the kids tennis group >become one of the best there 36 KB PNG >actually enjoy the game >less and less kids come to sessions >after like 2 years there is only me >was the only 10-14 yo group in the club >because small town the only other groups are either small 7-10 babys or 16+ professional athletes >get put in the little kids group >no challenge at all >dont even try or pay attention half the time >give up and stopped coming to the club after a month of this f--- i couldve been a tennis god super chad but now im a shitheaded overwight virgin what a f------ joke of a life Viow Thread

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$: Anonymous 02/01/21 (Mon)17:07:45 No.846283863 Not 4chan related, but it happened during high school over normie social media. >be me >15 >2012-ish 259 KB JPG >from deep south, living in a rural town with a population of ~6,500 >highschool administration is retarded about social media >one day, a big fight broke out between a bunch of white kids at a football game >fight is recorded from multiple different angles by over a dozen bystanders >videos are unironically funny, lots of great meme potential >knew how to use Sony Vegas so I create a "supercut" video with whacky sound effects, music, etc >upload it to a throwaway youtube account behind a VPN and share link with only 2 close friends >next day, my supercut is everywhere being shared all over facebook and twitter >literal d------- students are commenting on YT accounts with their real names (this was during the Google+ integration) >video was downloaded, compressed, and re-uploaded to facebook and being shared >the f------ school board has taken notice >that day, the school calls literally the entire 8th, 9th, and 10th grades to an emergency assembly in the gym >the principal and the 4 vice principals are there >so are the police >they have a projector >they have screenshots of all commenters, shares, etc on FB and YT >those who were seen in the sideshow were told to come up and apologize for using social media some were literally crying >these students, as well as those on a list they created based on what they saw on social media were automatically suspended for 6 months >students who had a prior infraction history were expelled >they were also targeting students who simply had it posted on their Facebook profiles by other students >some kids never even knew about the video or watched it were suspended/expelled >over 400 kids suspended or expelled that day >parents and students were p----- that's not even the best part >THE SCHOOL PUT OUT A LITERAL BOUNTY ON THE KID WHO MADE THE SUPERCUT VIDEO >bounty reward was a "revocation of infraction" + a $10 Sonic gift card$