Anonymous piss.jpg 21 KB JPG 07/11/24(Thu)09:48:07 No.20030013 >be me >7 >on a road trip with family >need to go to the bathroom but there is traffic >parents tell me to pee in a bottle >i do it >my brother needs to go too so he pees in the bottle >my dad then uses the bottle >we tuck away the bottle somewhere and forget about it. >eventually we come to a stop somewhere and everyone gets out. >im thirsty so i ask my dad for some water >he hands me a bottle >he tells me to dump the piss bottle as well >i grab the piss bottle in my other hand >decide i need a drink before i leave to dump the piss >unscrew the cap >proceed to confuse which hand had which bottle and took a gulp of the piss bottle >already swallowed it so there's no going back >immediately screw the cap back on >i don't even drink the water. i'm too disgusted to do anything but pretend it never happened. >never tell anyone about it. >mfw it kinda turned me on

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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28 KB JPG > Sleep.exe > Be me > Be frequent 4chan user > Use reddit often as well because I don't want to live here my whole life > Post green text > Post it on reddit > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine > 1.3k upvotes There is no way to succeed on the internet

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The Japanese problem | /r/Greentext

Why does Japan still have a population crisis Why does Japan still have a po(...) 07/13/24(Sat)03:12:30 No.473900496 Flag_of_Japan.svg.png 10 KB PNG > Be Japan > Tons of childcare and parenthood programs and benefits > Tosses money at parents > Allows Immigrants to flood, barely budging the birthrate > has a lustful population with traditional family values How tf are they having problems?

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anon found free will | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPG >be me 07/14/23(Fri)13:52:54 No.74025793 >Be on elevator full of people >Remember that I have free will >Start screaming as loud as I can >Everybody on the elevator is horrified >Later that day Go to the Store >Remember again that I have free will >Pick up a champagne bottle and smash it on the ground >Employee saw me and asked me to leave I do stuff like this sometimes and it's been ruining my life. I don't know how to stop 3 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 5 KB JPG View Thread 07/14/23(Fri)14:24:29 No.74026133 >>74025793 (OP) # >remember that you have free will >start no acting like a f------ retard There's your solution buddy >>74026397 #

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anon put a smile face | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon gets a big tattoo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 16:17:56 No.18179388 221 KB JPG >"hey anon go get a tattoo" >"tats make you look like a real man" >get big tattoo on leg now have to shave my legs. all the time like a bitch so people can see how manly I am

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Anon skips the filler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) 33 KB JPG 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851 >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action/story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business

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Anon holds his bellyfat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 192 KB PNG hand 12/19/20(Sat)08:43:13 No.61456439 >Be me >dreaming last night that i met a girl called Sarah, >wake up in a daze still half asleep in my bed >realise im cuddling a naked girl and feel the distinctive sensation of holding a boob in my >nice.gif >ask "who are you" >"I'm Sarah" >"What are you doing here" i ask >"We met last night cause i was watching shrek 2" she says >"well that checks out cause i f------ love that movie" >after i say that i wake up a bit more and realise there's no girl in my bed >be holding a handful of my own bellyfat >mfw

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Anon tries to sleep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 07/16/24(Tue)08:56:04 No. 682830496 >Insomnia kicking my ass again >"Two hours of Video Game reviews to fall asleep to? Maybe this'll help" > WOWIE CHUNGY WUNGUS HEY GUYS CADDICARUS HERE HAHA AAAAAAAAA

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Anon wants his favorite content creator to move onto something else. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB PNG 7/16/2024, 3:00:30 AM > be me > video game essayist & reviewer No.79157328 > make around over 12 videos and an 8-hour-long yap session about a game that is bad and reiterate why it is for the 47th time > will probably make more videos about the game, which I already find "bad" for the next year or two. I'm Tired Boss...

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chin dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CPs83fOj) I have no chin 167 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)21:01:51 No.51872940 I finally saw what I looked like from the side and I feel nauseous, I have no jawline or chin. I'm not fat so it's not just a matter of losing weight. Honestly, this revelation feels like it connects so many dots in my life. The fact that I'm a spiteful contrarian loser, the fact that I'm never considered for leadership positions, the fact that I've never gotten any female attention, it feels like I solved the great mystery connecting all the suffering in my life: I have no f------ chin. Anonymous (ID: hJwg7q07 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:50 No.51872955 >Business and Finance Anonymous (ID: KE/3ypd6) 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:55 No.51872957 >>51872940 (OP) # I have a chin

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Advice for thee yet not for me | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (9 KB, 284x177) Anonymous (ID: W5nert8) 07/11/24(Thu)12:34:33 No.473774249 >>473774959 >>473775304 >>473776009 >>473776131 >>473776242 >>473776296 >>473776377 >>473776605 >twice divorced cuckold >abandoned his son to live an influencer lifestyle in miami >does drugs regularly, including accidentally taking meth >STILL gives relationship/life advice to people, and is smug about it too how delusional is he?

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