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Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 16:17:56 No.18179388 221 KB JPG >"hey anon go get a tattoo" >"tats make you look like a real man" >get big tattoo on leg now have to shave my legs. all the time like a bitch so people can see how manly I am

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Anonymous The school parts of Bleach are(...) 33 KB JPG 04/02/22(Sat)20:28:53 No.236144851 >watch Bleach >skip past all of the action/story stuff >exclusively watch the slice-of-life school parts with Ichigo and his friends >don't bother with any of the supernatural ghost hunting business

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Anonymous 192 KB PNG hand 12/19/20(Sat)08:43:13 No.61456439 >Be me >dreaming last night that i met a girl called Sarah, >wake up in a daze still half asleep in my bed >realise im cuddling a naked girl and feel the distinctive sensation of holding a boob in my >nice.gif >ask "who are you" >"I'm Sarah" >"What are you doing here" i ask >"We met last night cause i was watching shrek 2" she says >"well that checks out cause i f------ love that movie" >after i say that i wake up a bit more and realise there's no girl in my bed >be holding a handful of my own bellyfat >mfw

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: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 07/16/24(Tue)08:56:04 No. 682830496 >Insomnia kicking my ass again >"Two hours of Video Game reviews to fall asleep to? Maybe this'll help" > WOWIE CHUNGY WUNGUS HEY GUYS CADDICARUS HERE HAHA AAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous 27 KB PNG 7/16/2024, 3:00:30 AM > be me > video game essayist & reviewer No.79157328 > make around over 12 videos and an 8-hour-long yap session about a game that is bad and reiterate why it is for the 47th time > will probably make more videos about the game, which I already find "bad" for the next year or two. I'm Tired Boss...

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Anonymous (ID: CPs83fOj) I have no chin 167 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)21:01:51 No.51872940 I finally saw what I looked like from the side and I feel nauseous, I have no jawline or chin. I'm not fat so it's not just a matter of losing weight. Honestly, this revelation feels like it connects so many dots in my life. The fact that I'm a spiteful contrarian loser, the fact that I'm never considered for leadership positions, the fact that I've never gotten any female attention, it feels like I solved the great mystery connecting all the suffering in my life: I have no f------ chin. Anonymous (ID: hJwg7q07 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:50 No.51872955 >Business and Finance Anonymous (ID: KE/3ypd6) 10/09/22(Sun)21:02:55 No.51872957 >>51872940 (OP) # I have a chin

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File: images.jpg (9 KB, 284x177) Anonymous (ID: W5nert8) 07/11/24(Thu)12:34:33 No.473774249 >>473774959 >>473775304 >>473776009 >>473776131 >>473776242 >>473776296 >>473776377 >>473776605 >twice divorced cuckold >abandoned his son to live an influencer lifestyle in miami >does drugs regularly, including accidentally taking meth >STILL gives relationship/life advice to people, and is smug about it too how delusional is he?

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: Anonymous ARE YOU... ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT, SENPAI ? ARE YOU?! YOU! TEASE YOU!! I WILL BULLY I WILL PUT EXTRA - SPICY WASABI INTO OUR SIDE DISHES AND WON'T TELL WHICH ONES!! WE'LL RUN EVERY MORNING UNTIL YOUR STICK-THIN FALL OFF!! I WON'T LET YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!! LEGS 07/16/24(Tue) 09:11:46 No.78168079 THIS WON'T BE PRACTICE ANYMORE!! EVERYTHING WILL BE REAL!! CAN YOU HANDLE IT, SENPAI?! CAN YOU?! CAN YOU?!! THEN... THEN... IF YOU'LL HAVE ME... I GUESS IT... CAN'T BE HELPED. PANZERMEIDO 1708803244693915.jpg 573 KB JPG >>78166828 # >Go out with people to clubs and bars. >It's all some kind of attention grabbing or bragging. >Everyone is 90% interested in talking and not listening. >Constant b------- and cultural meme viruses. >Everything becoming increasingly expensive while social life is degrading and said expensive products become qualitatively worse. >Instead of healing the problems, most older people just say s--- like you and look away. >Work for 70 years, cope and die lol. mfw

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: Anonymous 21(Mon)1 No.15/68003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>157693massive.horses

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: Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:03:15 No.78165212 : Anonymous 183 KB JPG 07/10/24(Wed)00:56:28 No.78105764 >start working new job >meet really cute goth girl. >has piercings and stuff but doesnt use makeup >she looks the part but is really bubbly and doesnt act the part of a goth girl >she has my humor >after a while we grow closer > She starts telling me how good I smell everyday >we text all day >play videogames all day >we listen to the same music >sit up all night and facetime >I play guitar and serenaded her >she says its inspiring to see how I chase my goals >she sat accross from me at work the other day and lined up her feet with mine Y'all think she likes me? SmartSelect_20240710_041311_Adblock Browser.jpg >I got the girl 525 KB JPG Commence celebration.

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Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:04 No.37415279 File: 1495080618299.png (18 KB, 300x250) This coffee sucks >>37415303 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:53 No.37415303 File: start.png (26 KB, 391x249) >>37415321 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415279 Woah there fella! You split your coffe- Wait that's way too much! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:24:45 No.37415321 File: loop left.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415343 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415303 Don't worry there guy, I got your back! Can't let this coffee go to waste! Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:55 No.37415343 File: loop right.png (26 KB, 391x250) >>37415353 >>37415456 >>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415962 >>37415321 You're spilling the coffee! Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed)20:26:13 No.37415353 | >>37415456>>37415553 >>37415576 >>37415858 >>37415962 File: son of a bitch.png (37 KB, 300x250) >>37415343 just what I nee-- AHHHGG

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