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Anonymous M 3 KB PNG 02/06/22(Sun)12:29:27 No.872178039 I still think about this to this day and wonder if I am a loser >5 years ago >play tennis in high school >junior year >we finished up a match >coach says we're going to go to McDonald's >arrive there >everyone buys burgers or fillets >order 10 piece mcnuggets >chadfag asks what I ordered >"uhh... I bought mcnuggets" >he starts laughing his ass off >"HEY GUYS, ANON BOUGHT MCNUGGETS" >whole team starts laughing at me >start crying I don't understand it, what is so wrong with ordering mcnuggets? Am I a f------ loser for this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: Scar Vs Simba.jpg (17 KB, 655x467) ☐ Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)23:12:57 No.919340318 > How the f--- did Scar lose this fight? > Was he even trying?

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Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)08:34:14 No.77706687 >Be me >>77706751 >>77707936 >Practicaly never drink coffee, even then dilute it to the extreme with milk because I f------ hate the taste >Be yesterday, late afternoon >Friend gets me a blueberry red bull "Eh, coffee just helps me stay awake for a couple hours when I do use it, how bad can it be" >S--- tastes good >Drink another one without thinking >Ffw 2AM >Can't sleep >Start looking for things to do 6 hours later, and I have cleaned up my whole house, been to the gym, repaired a burst pipe, changed two lightbulbs, sent a letter that had been waiting for 3 months, bought a bicycle, patched the holes in two pairs of pants and then some more What the actual f--- do they put in those? It can't be just caffeine. I'm litteraly twitching and running from doing one thing to another like I'm on pervitin. ☐ Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)08:35:12 No. 77706695 *leaking, not burst, but still. ☐ Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)08:44:50 No.77706751 ► File: 9a3a5c5d5ca328a6f410c0d95(...).jpg (155 KB, 1080x1080) >>77706687 (OP) Great now i have to go get one ☐ Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)12:28:58 No.77707936 >>77706687 (OP). > caffeine still has an effect on you stimulant newfag

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File: 759.png (123 KB, 680x586) How bad did I f--- this up? Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon) 14:10:17 No. 77712341 ► >Travel to Italy to see Roman s--- >At Venice Airport buying some of that fancy euro chocolate you don't get in America >Super hot girl in front of me >Almost get caught miring >Panic and grab a big box of chocolates >Accidentally punch the box instead >Box falls on the floor and she laughs >She picks up the box of chocolate and starts speaking to me in Italian >Say in perfect English "Sorry I don't speak English" >She stares at me >I stare back >She turns around and gets back into the checkout line >I follow >Just awkwardly standing behind her until I pay for my chocolate

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File: 166576755675229.png (653 KB, 595x397) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)13:00:36 No. 183156617 183156699>>183156712 >>183156761 >>183157033 >>183157337 >>183157435 >>183157517 >>183157660 days >>183157936 >>183158636 >>183158983 >>183159081 >>183159161 >>183159686 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her on a boat trip for 2 >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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