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File: 166576755675229.png (653 KB, 595x397) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)13:00:36 No. 183156617 183156699>>183156712 >>183156761 >>183157033 >>183157337 >>183157435 >>183157517 >>183157660 days >>183157936 >>183158636 >>183158983 >>183159081 >>183159161 >>183159686 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her on a boat trip for 2 >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Awesome Dad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804906840 158.5 kB PNG positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad 9 min. ago .. >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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None Cares to Check If This is True for 2000 Years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)10:06:59 No.1505215 >"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years 34 KB JPG

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Happens to the best of us, anon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous what is wrong with zoomers 12/24/23(Sun)07:37:58 No.75871286 >Be me straight male 65 KB JPG >a twink in lingerie is riding me

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anon drinks redbull | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB PNG >S--- tastes good 06/03/24(Mon)08:34:14 No.77706687 >Be me >Practicaly never drink coffee, even then dilute it to the extreme with milk because I f------ hate the taste >Be yesterday, late afternoon >Friend gets me a blueberry red bull "Eh, coffee just helps me stay awake for a couple hours when I do use it, how bad can it be" >Drink another one without thinking >Ffw 2AM >Can't sleep >Start looking for things to do 6 hours later, and I have cleaned up my whole house, been to the gym, repaired a burst pipe, changed two lightbulbs, sent a letter that had been waiting for 3 months, bought a bicycle, patched the holes in two pairs of pants and then some more What the actual f--- do they put in those? It can't be just caffeine. I'm litteraly twitching and running from doing one thing to another like I'm on pervitin.

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Anon and his grandfather encounter the Forest Gnomes | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets bamboozled | /r/Greentext

I was f------ lied to Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)22:12:46 No.919300233 GG >Be me >Anon in highschool in the late 90s, early 00's >Ask mom about girls and what to do about them being jerks. >Mom says to not worry, girls get more mature with age. >FFW to my mid-30s >A number of women still act the same >Shallow >Gold-Digging >Foolish Mom f------ lied to me why would you do this to me mom, I trusted you!

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Anon's a vrigin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/19(Tue)04:45:29 No.799706749 How do I stop thinking of women as the enemy? 316 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous Have sex. View Thread 05/14/19(Tue)04:46:32 No.799706786

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Anon joins discord server for literature | /r/Greentext

Anonymous litcord 06/02/24(Sun)13:38:18 No.23448463 906 KB PNG >look for lit discord >"people on /lit/ can't discuss books cause they never read!" >join >it's just retards acting retarded >they don't talk about books >one of their pinned comments was a screenshot making fun of a guy who called them out for encouraging a 13yo girl to show her p---- >they randomly call people troons and tell them kys >they're essentially all suicidal losers who've just been long enough with each other that they don't care anymore about the others being really bad people so they try to justify them to outsiders by saying "oh, he has a good heart, it's just jokes" What did I miss, how did things start and how did it become like this? 5 Replies Anonymous >>23448463 (OP) # View Thread 06/02/24(Sun)13:41:35 No.23448469 discord is literal kids and actual fr who want attention. entire platform is a toilet. make quality threads and posts, save them and repost them time to time and you will get discussion here. just dont get butthurt if you post once and dont get a reply. time of day is important.

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Anon is plus size | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 122 KB PNG of my liver 06/02/24(Sun)19:31:20 No.919291718 >be me >Finishing up my cycle, go into the doc to get some blood work >doc says my hdl is 15, my Idl is 220 and my BP is 215 over 160 and I need an ultrasound >Tells me I need to stop using steroids because I'm killing myself and being 290 lbs is going to put me into an early grave >Tell him his woke misandry needs to be dialed down and you can be healthy at any size I thought > Tells me injecting mass amounts of testosterone derivatives and analogues is a human experiment that's clearly going quite poorly and I'm going to die >This soy boy thinks being a man is unhealthy The medical gaslighting plus size men suffer is real

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Anon doesn't understand science | /r/Greentext

. • 34m (06/02/24 15:35) 77702415 1 Re 0 Img JPG 28KB (678 x 452) images (1) (1).jpg 1 Reply >sky randomly decides to move around >Decides to push whimsical giant pinwheels >Creates electricity??? Y'all honestly believe this s---?

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Anon loves NASCAR | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Goodwrench QUICK LUBE plus NASCA Winston Cup 7 Tim Champion 12/05/21(Sun)20:03:41 No.868060283 Goo GM Goodwrench FOOD CITY 39317312-0E92-43F6-827B-0202CD46D188.jpg 756 KB JPG >Be American Football Fan >Terrible fan community >Complicated rules >Ungrateful idiots paid millions >Be NASCAR fan >loving community every gets along >Easy to follow person in front wins >Good ole' boys work hard drive good to win big

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Anon talks about Dickens | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 141 KB JPG 06/02/24(Sun)11:21:04 No.23448090 >Dostoevsky's favorite writer. >Tolstoy's favorite. >Hugo's favorite. >Nabokov favorite >Never had a single book in the top 100 Why doesn't /lit/ like Dickens? Have you guys simply not read him or is it a genuine dislike? Is the pros to hard to understand for zoomers? Anonymous literally who >>23448142 # >>23448164 # 06/02/24(Sun)11:32:21 No.23448128 Anonymous >>23448128 # 06/02/24(Sun)11:37:03 No.23448142 I think he directed that movie about a chocolate company >>23448164 # Anonymous >>23448090 (OP) # 06/02/24(Sun)11:37:35 No.23448146 >>Never had a single book in the top 100 W-- is that true?

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