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File: 759.png (123 KB, 680x586) How bad did I f--- this up? Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon) 14:10:17 No. 77712341 ► >Travel to Italy to see Roman s--- >At Venice Airport buying some of that fancy euro chocolate you don't get in America >Super hot girl in front of me >Almost get caught miring >Panic and grab a big box of chocolates >Accidentally punch the box instead >Box falls on the floor and she laughs >She picks up the box of chocolate and starts speaking to me in Italian >Say in perfect English "Sorry I don't speak English" >She stares at me >I stare back >She turns around and gets back into the checkout line >I follow >Just awkwardly standing behind her until I pay for my chocolate

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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☐ reminder: don't DJ at children's birthday parties anymore Anonymous >be me >depressed + stressed + rage issues >work as a DJ >stranger calls me to play at a birthday party >k >starts playing >MFW kid takes a water glass and smash it over my console >KickTheBaby.mp4 >mother rages >risk prison

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File: IMG_0529.jpg (15 KB, 241x209) Anonymous (ID: 3k0w5ARN >get into busy elevator 06/03/24(Mon)16:56:36 No.20445755 >lock eyes uncomfortably with female >let out extremely loud 20+ second fart without saying a word

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Anonymous What's their endgame? 05/27/24(Mon)21:23:25 No. 199558249 Metro @MetroUK Sorry straight white men, Doctor Who was never made for you POLICE TELEPHONE FREE FOR USE OF PUBLIC ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY OFFICERS & CARS RESPOND TO URGENT CALLS TO OPEN 6U.jpg 135 KB JPG >"We made the Doctor a women! Seethe more chud!" Views drop significantly. >New season starts. >"The Doctor is now black and gay!" Views drop by half >3 episodes into the new season. >"The main villain is now some fat troon! If you dont like it, go touch grass!" Views drop by half again. Whats their end goal?

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File: 166576755675229.png (653 KB, 595x397) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)13:00:36 No. 183156617 183156699>>183156712 >>183156761 >>183157033 >>183157337 >>183157435 >>183157517 >>183157660 days >>183157936 >>183158636 >>183158983 >>183159081 >>183159161 >>183159686 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her on a boat trip for 2 >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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Anonymous | 804906840 158.5 kB PNG positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad 9 min. ago .. >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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None Cares to Check If This is True for 2000 Years | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)10:06:59 No.1505215 >"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years 34 KB JPG

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Anonymous what is wrong with zoomers 12/24/23(Sun)07:37:58 No.75871286 >Be me straight male 65 KB JPG >a twink in lingerie is riding me

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Anonymous 26 KB PNG >S--- tastes good 06/03/24(Mon)08:34:14 No.77706687 >Be me >Practicaly never drink coffee, even then dilute it to the extreme with milk because I f------ hate the taste >Be yesterday, late afternoon >Friend gets me a blueberry red bull "Eh, coffee just helps me stay awake for a couple hours when I do use it, how bad can it be" >Drink another one without thinking >Ffw 2AM >Can't sleep >Start looking for things to do 6 hours later, and I have cleaned up my whole house, been to the gym, repaired a burst pipe, changed two lightbulbs, sent a letter that had been waiting for 3 months, bought a bicycle, patched the holes in two pairs of pants and then some more What the actual f--- do they put in those? It can't be just caffeine. I'm litteraly twitching and running from doing one thing to another like I'm on pervitin.

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I was f------ lied to Anonymous 06/02/24(Sun)22:12:46 No.919300233 GG >Be me >Anon in highschool in the late 90s, early 00's >Ask mom about girls and what to do about them being jerks. >Mom says to not worry, girls get more mature with age. >FFW to my mid-30s >A number of women still act the same >Shallow >Gold-Digging >Foolish Mom f------ lied to me why would you do this to me mom, I trusted you!

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Anonymous litcord 06/02/24(Sun)13:38:18 No.23448463 906 KB PNG >look for lit discord >"people on /lit/ can't discuss books cause they never read!" >join >it's just retards acting retarded >they don't talk about books >one of their pinned comments was a screenshot making fun of a guy who called them out for encouraging a 13yo girl to show her p---- >they randomly call people troons and tell them kys >they're essentially all suicidal losers who've just been long enough with each other that they don't care anymore about the others being really bad people so they try to justify them to outsiders by saying "oh, he has a good heart, it's just jokes" What did I miss, how did things start and how did it become like this? 5 Replies Anonymous >>23448463 (OP) # View Thread 06/02/24(Sun)13:41:35 No.23448469 discord is literal kids and actual fr who want attention. entire platform is a toilet. make quality threads and posts, save them and repost them time to time and you will get discussion here. just dont get butthurt if you post once and dont get a reply. time of day is important.

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File: 759.png (123 KB, 680x586) How bad did I f--- this up? Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon) 14:10:17 No. 77712341 ► >Travel to Italy to see Roman s--- >At Venice Airport buying some of that fancy euro chocolate you don't get in America >Super hot girl in front of me >Almost get caught miring >Panic and grab a big box of chocolates >Accidentally punch the box instead >Box falls on the floor and she laughs >She picks up the box of chocolate and starts speaking to me in Italian >Say in perfect English "Sorry I don't speak English" >She stares at me >I stare back >She turns around and gets back into the checkout line >I follow >Just awkwardly standing behind her until I pay for my chocolate

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