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Anonymous I've got a story 382 KB JPG 05/30/24(Thu)21:55:43 No.3803337 this takes place when I was about sixteen so like 6 or 7 years ago >be me >be enjoying winter break >be sitting on couch at around 2-2:30 in the morning >watching some s--- on TV >feelsgood.jpeg >hear funky sound akin to rubbing wet leather on hard wood >s--- pants because i'm the only one awake >jump from couch like scared little bitch >begin sweeping first floor of house with kitchen knife like soldier >find nothing still don't w-- could have made that sound, both parents were asleep and I have no dogs could've come from outside of course and may have been two dogs fighting or something like that but idk (photo unrelated just thought it was funny) : Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)22:32:50 No.3803354 >>38033372 (OP) # >flattery will get you everywhere smol senpai >;3 >i know it's cliche to seduce for information but this basic instinct s--- has me shifting my legs quite a bit

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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