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Anonymous I've got a story 382 KB JPG 05/30/24(Thu)21:55:43 No.3803337 this takes place when I was about sixteen so like 6 or 7 years ago >be me >be enjoying winter break >be sitting on couch at around 2-2:30 in the morning >watching some s--- on TV >feelsgood.jpeg >hear funky sound akin to rubbing wet leather on hard wood >s--- pants because i'm the only one awake >jump from couch like scared little bitch >begin sweeping first floor of house with kitchen knife like soldier >find nothing still don't w-- could have made that sound, both parents were asleep and I have no dogs could've come from outside of course and may have been two dogs fighting or something like that but idk (photo unrelated just thought it was funny) : Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)22:32:50 No.3803354 >>38033372 (OP) # >flattery will get you everywhere smol senpai >;3 >i know it's cliche to seduce for information but this basic instinct s--- has me shifting my legs quite a bit

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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