The secret ingredient is sweating. | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOLES GETTING NERFED WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOL(...) 02/03/24(Sat)21:37:29 No.665907732 Ancient-humans-superpredatorsQuora1-compressed.png 382 KB PNG >No fur >Only two legs >No claws >S----- jaw that can't bite anything >Can just throw sticks and walk >Throw stick, ow it hurts! >Run away haha get wrecked apecucks Imao >Stop for a rest >As i try to regen hp apeman comes walking over hill >Have to run again, can't get as far stam already taken a hit >Not long into rest sure enough ape is back again >Hes still just walking >Can only run so far >He just keeps walking This is f------ b------- and i'm sick of the server admins doing f--- all about it. This is a clear infinite stamina exploit and this F tier character should not be taking on S tiers and winning just because of one piece of its kit. I am starting a change.org petition so the devs sort this b------- out because i'm just going to stop playing until this b------- is fixed!!

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1076px x 2048px)

File size: 314 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,685 Images

More:

Recolonization Blues | /r/Greentext

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: VZMMn1V0) 53 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/30/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.20417872 NORF.FC 259 KB JPG >Be me >Bong :( >Looking for visa sponsored jobs in the USA so I can get out before laybor cuts off mine and my sons balls and gives my house to a family of 12 feral Bombistanis. >Look on indeed >"Visa sponsored" in search >Job advertisements don't explicitly state visa sponsored unless its nursing >I'm not a nurse, don't ever want to be a nurse, don't want to wipe arses and clean d---- for a career >Believe me, I've been a patient >Find a website specifically for visa sponsored jobs in the US >Have to pay 50 quid for a years access >Cash RegisterNoise.WAV >Find a job that tailors towards me >Click apply >Link send me to indeed job >"Visa sponsored" in search >Applied through that instead What the actual f---? >Contact their customer services >Non refundable ACK!

Pin

Anon misses out on the mighty WAAAGH! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Getting into 40k 59 KB JPG > Be me. 06/14/22(Tue)01:30:49 No.69033129 > Magic: The Gathering player. > Move to a different town for uni. > Not a single Magic player exists here. > HOWEVER, there are a fuckton of sweaty 40k players here. > F--- IT. > Decide to give 40k a go. > Spend >$100 on paints, like 20 orks, brushes, primer, glue, etc. > Assemble all orks. Learn to paint properly, spend a lot of time on my orks the coming week. > Listen to 40k lore while painting. > Watch vids of how to play. > Get hyped to finally go to a FLGS on the regular again. > A week later: > I go to the nearest gamestore and try to play with someone. > Everyone is already midgame with hours left to go. > One guy is ready to play tho. > I go up to him and ask him to play. > Tell him I've got like 20 boyz ready. > Show them. He compliments my painting, he especially liked the facial details I managed to paint. > :D > Mf then turns, looks me dead in the eyes, and goes: > "Hey anon if you wanna play 40k you're gonna need bigger orks to control the smaller ork squadrons, and a huge one to control the bigger orks. Also you should get more orks so that you reach 500p so we can have a skirmish battle." > Mfw I need to spend at least $100 more to even try the game and see if I like it. > I leave. Bro I just wanna play Magic even harder now.

Pin

It seems today, that all you see | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 01/23/21(Sat)11:13:36 No.27427172 >read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream >attempt it >it actually works >I can lucid dream >all I have to do is say something and it happens >if I say "I can fly" I can fly >if I were to say "I used to be President" I immediately flashback to my time in office >other characters appear in my dream >they start having flashbacks of their own >I can't control them >I have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over >Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams >I have no power over him >every time he has a flashback I'm force to play along >every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy >become terrified of sleeping >eventually my body caves and I fall asleep >every night I'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Pin

A decent bartender would spit in their drinks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous tall unemployed doesn't raise brown any kids multiple baby mamas violent 193 KB PNG >the guy accepts 05/30/24(Thu)13:30:36 No.77670546 >working as a bartender in a party with rich people >waiter gets approached by a group of girls >rich girl hits his face >he won't even flinch >co workers rush to interviene but she says that she will pay 5 hundred dollars for every hit >she hits his face around 10 times paying him every time >he stops her hand around the 11th time with an ice cold face and she chimps out >turns out the guy got enough money to pay for his sister's cleft lip surgery (he already had savings but needed this amount to get the complete amount) >guy left the party crying but smiling

Pin

Anon sees the future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:39:42 No.38017353 4NE NEURALINK 172 KB PNG >Neuralink becomes safe (enough) for widespread use. >Soon enough those who don't have it are unable to work most non-minimum wage jobs because they're suddenly competing with applicants that can work at insanely boosted levels of productivity due to Neuralink. >At the same time, governments across the world use the opportunity to install backchannels / flat out buy the psychic information of their citizens obtained by Neuralink. >Citizens with dissident ideas/agendas are suddenly prosecuted for literal thought times as governments fabricate evidence to get them put in perma-reeducation camps. >Anyone who complains about this is a "Communist" who wants to go back to the slow-paced world before everyone could think nearly as fast as computers. There's the future. Thanks, Musk. : Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:45:06 No.38017375 000 00 +

Pin

Anon fake it, but didn't make it. (https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0601.jpg (57 KB, 736x736) Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:12:27 No.77665560 >>77665579 >>77665587 I made it, bros. I finally did. WAGMI. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:14:11 No.77665569 >I'm a normalfag bros! I'M A NORMALFAG! Good for you? Nobody gives a s---. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:15:10 No.77665579 >>77665637 >>77665560 (OP) Good for you, now please, kindly leave Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:16:08 No.77665587 Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:18:14 No.77665597 >>77665560 (OP) Hey man, I'm proud of you. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/ >>77665645 LMFAOO all the n----- malding cus they know they neva pullin a bitch Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:22:32 No.77665637 >>77665579 this. this board is no longer for you, kindle remove yourself from the premises Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:23:44 No.77665645 >>77665597 You're a white virgin, typing like a hoodrat doesn't fool anyone.

Pin

Anon doesn't like the Breakfast Club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:33:17 No. 199571068 2dd3d80cdc7110c9fc5b3442913ca973.jpg 37 KB JPG >le weird goth girl is actually a LARPing normalfag who hooks up with the jock >the rich stacy girl makes the poor thug think he has any kind of chance with her >the nerd gets nothing, misses out on teenage love and becomes an overworked salaryman who dies young and unmarried This movie was blackpilling propaganda.

Pin

What did anon do wrong? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STOP FEARTS FO YOR PR 898 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)20:50:59 No.77663683 >Be me, sperg f--. About to cross street corner with stop sign. >See a car approach too. >Dont like crossing the street and making the car wait. >Signal to the car they can go ahead. >Some fat she-boon is driving >Her windows are down, so I hear her start to complain. >Something about how the stop sign means I have right-of-way. >Pretend to ignore her and keep signaling her. >She finally drives off while flipping me off and yelling something incoherent. What did I do wrong?

Pin

Anon can't take the hint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 hours ago 4 REPLIES missed opportunities 77667199 you know those moments that go through your head a lot >be me in college 2 years ago >get assigned with a qt redhead for a project >way too pretty for me so i remove all romantic thoughts >we get along pretty well, good chemistry when working together >we end up getting the highest grade >discussing the semester when she says she broke up with her bf >asked if i have girlfriend >mentions that she doesnt need to use condoms because she has an iud >tell her that sounds nice >i switch the topic >later hear from a classmate that she was into me

Pin

Anon gets assaulted | /r/Greentext

ile: Screenshot_2024-05-30_15-10-52.png (56 KB, 205x295) Is western europe just insane? Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)15:18:13 No.77667914 >be me >go to england for 3 months this summer >way more automation and technology >go to shop to buy me a pop >indian guy behind the till locks his eyes on me >feeluncomfortable.jpeg >go up to counter and say hello Good evening saar, is that all saar >i say yes and hand him 5 quid to pay for my groceries >he grabs me by the wrist and lifts me up into the air before slamming my body on the counter in front of him >I quickly regain myself and sweep kick him before getting up >he grunts and tries to rise to his feet >with my unmatched speed I quickly put him in an ankle hold >it was over >he chuckled I didnt know you were so stroong saar >i tell him that he can be as strong as me one day if he works hard >he thanks me and I hand him the 5 pounds >Go home and eat make some curry Is this a common occurence bros? Ive never seen this happen in estonia

Pin

CaseOh Brainrot | /r/Greentext

File: Caseoh.png (69 KB, 361x233) >There goes my motivation >Go home and go to bed >Sobbing CaseOh for the love of God retire Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)05:24:50 No.919108242 >Be Me >6'1, 280 lbs >Been trying to get in shape recently >I've lost almost 20 pounds so far >Be biking down local trail >Pass by park with a couple of kids, 10-14 >One girl yells out "Look it's CaseOh!" >All the kids join the chorus >"It's CaseOh! It's CaseOh!" CaseOh, if you're reading this, please retire, I'd rather just be called a lardass or fat. I don't know why but being called Case Oh hurts so much more

Pin

Anon’s classmate has tourettes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 186 KB JPG >C--- CARROT >CARROT C--- 05/29/24(Wed)17:24:45 No.31343586 There is a guy in my class at school who has tourettes. He is a little crazy, its only understandable with his condition, but deep down he is a nice guy and we all treat him with respect. >I'LL F--- YOU IN YOUR CARROT >DIRTY CARROT >CARROT YOU IN THE C--- He usually switches the word carrot from a noun to a verb. We havent seen him in a while though as he was caught fingering a girl from kindergarden and he was arrested and placed in secure housing.

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes